Chapter 2:
Bye Bye Heaven
Okay so the flock is sitting in the cave, in heaven, around a nice cozy fire, though I've gotta tell you, it would be way more cozy if Gazzy weren't trying to use the fire to light his, well, light his farts on fire. Yeah like I said, other than that, it was cozy. Anyway, so we're all sitting around our little fire when bam! Iggy twitches, and I know that's kind of anticlimactic but let me tell you, this was no ordinary twitch. It was a, "ohdamnIthinkIheardsomethingbad," twitch. Yeah, so we all act like nothings wrong and slowly pick up our packs. And lo' and behold Iggy was right. I heard a sound behind me and I spun to face a demon. Not a literal hell and brimstone demon. No, this was much worse. This was a flock hating superpower-toting demon. Oh crap.
"Iggy, Gazzy, now would be a good time for a little boom boom gone!" (That's what we call the smoke bomb Iggy and Gazzy made for quick escapes). Iggy nodded and opened his pack. Meanwhile, I was engaged in a furious battle with someone from the demons. I could tell he was a guy, but I didn't recognize him. I could see the rest of the flock trying to fight their way towards the exit. While we were all super strong and had various uncanny powers, the demons did as well. So anyway, in the midst of this oh so exciting battle I hear Iggy shout. I couldn't hear his exact words but I had a guess as to what they were. I ducked a sidekick from my opponent and dropped to the floor. Boom! "Out out out!" I screamed frantically to the flock and crawled under the smoke towards the entrance to the cave. I could just feel the spray from the waterfall when someone stepped on my hand. I winced, and then winced again when I realized that the rest of the flock was outside so this was a demon who was stepping on me, that's very rude you know, just stepping on someone's hand like that, I mean there could be very bad consequences, like being kicked in the back. Don't ask me how I did it just know that I did. I made a mad dash for the rest of the flock and shouted for them to go up and out. We started running and shook our wings out; in another instant we were gaining altitude. I could see the demons stumbling out of the cave. The good news was that they looked worse than we did; the bad news was that we had to leave heaven. Oh well, you can't live in heaven, and live too. Ha ha ha, you get it? Live in heaven, and live? Ha! Okay I'm done.
I could see that the flock was starting to think about where we were going, and to be honest I had no idea. That's one thing that sucks about being a mutant freak leading three mutant children, and two teens, while they might not listen to you a hundred percent of the time, I can always guarantee that they'll look to you for a plan first. Ah well, go with the flow I always say! Or not, whichever works.