Dragonball

by cutelittlekitten18

Harry, Goku and Draco have their lives changer forever when one day they meet a Blue haired girl that wanted Goku's glowing ball. Their lives will never be the same again. Slash, Mpreg though that isn't till way later. if you don't like don't read. Rated M to be safe and this will follow the Episodes with my little mix added

2. Episode 2

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Dragonball. I do not make any money from this story or any others.

Pairings: Harry/Goku though not till later, there will be another added to that paring but not till DragonballZ, Can you guess who ^^ - Draco/not till DragonballZ (not telling who, but you get a cookie if you guess right.)

Rating/Warnings: M cos I know it will go to that at some point plus from watching Dragonball there is nudity and knowing me, there will be swearing. And later there will be lemons and Mpreg, after all we will need Gohan in Dragonballz ^^ but they will be posted on AO3 ^^

(BETA) no one at the moment but if you wish to Beta for me please send me a PM and don't worry about not having seen Dragonball as I know a site you can watch it ^^ it's where I am following the episodes.

(ME) ok here is Chapter 2, I am happy that you all seem to be enjoying it with how many of you are following ^^ I know a lot of people haven't seen Dragonball before, me being one of them but it was Dragonball Z that I watched first and I have always wanted to have Harry added to it as well as Draco. So when my friend showed me a site where I could watch DB and DBZ well this story was born. ^^ and as I wanted Harry to get with Goku I had to start in this anime and I though what the hell let's do it from the start and see how it goes. And as you can see I went all out in doing all episodes ^^ movies I may do though at the moment I have a plot in my head on how this is all going to happen. a big thanks to LunaDragAngel, Solo16, Yaoilover956 and xXxOtAkU-444xXx for the reviews and lovely words ^^ they do pick me up and make me want to write even more even though I have finished for the day. So a thank to you guys oh and LunaDragAngel I am glad you like the longer chapters and how I have Harry and Draco and yeah Goku and Harry are cute hehe it's what I was aiming for ^^ Draco's partner is still up in the air for now though I do have someone in mind but it's going to be in Dragonballz so there is time before we get there but if you want him with someone let me know ^^ now I have talked enough I will let you guys read in peace. Enjoy!

"Talk"

'Thoughts'

Book

Episode 2

The Emperor's Quest

They travelled for a few more hours and the sun was setting in the distance. It had been a long day and with it getting so late everyone was exhausted. Even Harrys Firebolt was growing tired from flying since meeting Bulma and it wasn't used to having two people on its back for such a long time. Harry had only flow it around there home for short trips, it hadn't gotten used to it yet. The longer they flow the more it was getting lower and lower to the ground, till they were flying beside Bulma and Goku.

"Bulma stop!" Goku called out suddenly. "I just saw a snake that should tide us over until dinner."

"That goes Goku's stomach again." Draco sighed, he knew it was coming, he just though that the big lunch they had would tide him over till they stopped for the night. He should have known better.

"Well we did face that big dinosaur earlier, Draco. you know fighting makes Goku work up an appetite." Harry said over his shoulder laughing, used to Goku's need for food. It was a good thing he loved cooking so much or Goku would have starved.

Bulma on the other hand wasn't smiling along with the boys. Her face was pulled into a look of disgust at the through of eating a snake.

"That is so disgusting Goku. If you don't want to gross people out, you're going to have to stop eating frogs and snakes and things." She explained to him, there was no way she was ever going to eat those things. 'Kami, what have these guys been living off. I hope I don't see them eating anything like that or I would be sick.'

"Really?" Goku asked disappointedly, his stomach growling in hunger. He didn't see what was so wrong with eating them. Harry made greats meals from just about everything.

She hums a yes to him as she drove. She hoped the conversation was over with. All this talk about eating snakes was turning her stomach.

"What so wrong with eating stuff like that? We never over hunt animals or anything." Harry said confused as to why those things were gross.

"Pay her no mind Harry. From what I have seen so far this girl has never lived as close to a forest as we have." Draco said patting him on the shoulder. He didn't want his brother to take any notice of the bratty girl, every meal Harry had made for them was great and no blue hair witch was going to say otherwise.

"How about lizards?" Goku asked her. Thoughts of the lizard kebabs Harry made before, those there tasty.

"No, eating lizards is nasty to kid. You're just going to have to toughen up." Bulma said pulling a face, if this went on much longer she was going to be physically ill.

"I think she is the one that needs to toughen up." Draco said, shaking his head at one he was hearing, any animal was food to them. There grandpa had taught them to be respectful to nature and never over use a food source.

"What did you say!?" Bulma said turning to glare at the blonde boy, out of all of them, she dislike the blonde one the most, he was so mouthy and rude.

"Don't worry your small little brain about it." Draco said waving a hand at her dismissively.

Bulma's cheeks puffed up in aggravation. 'Who does this kid think he is.'

"I have you know that I am the smartest girl in the world and another thing…" Bulma said, sitting up straight before she was interrupted by Draco snorting.

"Keep telling yourself that. You're more like the smartest in a group of monkeys." Draco said smirking.

"Why you little brat!" Bulma screamed at him, waving her fist.

Both Harry and Goku on the other hand, sighed as Bulma and Draco got into a shouting match, those two were like oil and water, they didn't mix will.

Looking over to Goku, Harry gave him a small smile, he hoped to cheer him up and get his mind off the fighting. Over the shouting he said, "Don't worry Goku as soon as we find a place to rest for the night I will cook us up something."

"Thanks Harry, you're the best." Goku grinned. He couldn't wait to see what Harry came up with.

"BRAT!"

"DUNG HEAD!"

Both boys sighed. They hoped they found somewhere to stop soon before they got headaches because Harry didn't think he had enough Headache remedies for this.

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Two hours later…

They finally come to a stop, the fighting had lucky stop an hour back but it was only because Harry had moved Firebolt away from Bulma, coming back down from the air, Harry popped off Firebolt along with his brother alongside the bike.

Goku hopped off and stretched, he wasn't used to sitting still for so long, looking around he saw some woods off to the side of the road. He knew that would be a great place to find some food for dinner.

"I am so glad we stopped when we did, I don't think Firebolt would have gone on for much longer." Harry said, looking down as his poor broom, it was laying on the floor exhaustively from such a long flight.

"Yeah, plus this looks like a good place to make camp." Goku said happily.

Bulma sigh, there was no way she was going to sleep out in the wild were any animal or beast could come up and eat them, with that in mind she started looking for her case again.

"There no need to live outside like savages I have my dino caps remember." She said to them, sooner or later the boys would get used to using Dino caps, how they lasted this long without them she didn't know.

"Huh? Don't tell me you have a tent in one of those things, Bulma?" Goku asked her. Harry and Draco turned from where they had been placing down there bags to see what was going on.

"Well no not exactly." Bulma said smiling, opening her case up to see what capsule she need.

"Huh?" Harry was confused. He thought it strange before when she made her bike appear out from nowhere. He didn't think she had a tent in there as well, it got him wounding on what less she had in that case of hers.

"More of her craziness, I bet you." Draco said crossing his arms over his chest.

"I don't like those magic witch bombs, grandpa said never to use magic, unless it to help someone." Goku said strongly, pointing at her case.

"Oh well, I am going to help someone silly, she's pretty and has blue hair," Bulma said annoyed, picking out a capsule with the number one on it, she got off her bike and stood beside it and pointed to the tired broom on the floor. "Plus what do you call that."

"That doesn't make things appear from nowhere." Draco huffed, forgetting for a moment that his mallet appeared out of nowhere.

"Don't start again please." Harry begged. He had only just got rid of the headache from before.

Bulma huff before moving away from her bike, Goku, Harry and Draco quickly moved well away from her, they didn't want to be near that bang or smoke.

Bulma smiled at them teasingly before saying. "What's the matter you guys not afraid are you."

"Here it goes." She said as she pressed the button of the top and through the capsule away from them.

As soon as it hit the ground there was a massive explosion, they all had to cover their eyes from the smoke and light that it gave off.

As the smoke cleared, it revealed a small dome house, Goku, Harry and Draco looked on in shock at it, having never seen something like it before.

Bulma on the other hand was smiling at her accomplishment, there was no way she was sleep outside where animals could eat her, now she had a lovely capsule house to be safe in and relax.

"There we go, doesn't have look cosy." She said happily as she walked towards the door. She couldn't wait to get inside and chill out for the evening after the day she had.

"Come on guys, what are you waiting for." Bulma turned to look back at them as she opened the pink door.

Behind her the boys were staring in shock, before Goku snapped out of it when Bulma started to walk inside.

Grabbing his power pole he jumped into action, holding he pole threateningly at what he thought was a monster that was trying to eat their new friend.

"Get away from its month Bulma. I'll protect you from this monster." Goku ordered. His face set in determination to protect his friends.

"What the hell is that thing?" Draco said, holding his magic mallet that he had made appear when Goku had jumped away from them.

"I don't know." Harry said, holding his Firebolt, just in case they had to make a quick getaway.

"Thanks that's noble of you," she said smiling. She was glade now that she had the boys as her bodyguard if even seeing a house made them react like this. Walking further inside she retched over she found the light switch and turned it on. "But it's just a house, see."

The three boys gathered by the door and looked inside, they had never seen anything like it before, and when she turned the lights on they looked on in surprise.

"How did she do that?" Harry asked, looking through the opening in wonder.

"Bulma you made it light but it's still dark outside." Goku said, running inside to have a look around. Harry and Draco were quick to follow him, not wanting to be apart when they were around something so strange, not that Draco would ever admit he was scared.

"Chill out guys." Bulma said seeing that they were a little overwhelmed, placing her jacket over a chair and putting her bag onto the table she looked at them and explained. "It's a little something we call electricity, were you guys transport from the Stone Age or what."

"Huh, oh, wow." They all said as they look around the place, it was nothing like there old home.

"This is amazing." Goku said in wonder.

"Tell me about it." Harry said poking some of the stuff that was around. Draco was close behind him, not wanting his brother to get hurt by something the blue haired witch owned.

Bulma giggled at how cute the boys were being. 'There so naïve.' She thought watch them as they explored the house.

Goku wondered over to a glass screen, looking closer at it his was unprepared for an image to suddenly appear along with loud horrible noise on it.

"Wahhh!" He jumped back in fear at the strange thing.

"Goku!" Harry and Draco yelled, rusting over to him.

The three boys looked at the screen in shock at the man that looked like he was trap inside it.

"I told she was crazy, she is holding people captive now." Draco whispered in horror.

"Guys." Bulma giggled. Luckily she didn't hear Draco as she smiled at them.

'So cute.' She thought.

"Oh no that guys trap and he is trying to break the glass by playing that horrible music." Goku said looking at the screen.

Bulma smiled and turned the channel over, wanting to see how they reacted to that.

The image of the guy disappeared and instead and man and woman appeared, the smartly dressed man was holding the woman's arms and looking at her lovely. {Mylar I love you, kiss me you fool, oh Chan I have waited so long this, I'll love you forever my darling}

"Huh?" Goku said looking up at Bulma confused.

Harry and Draco turned to see that Bulma had hearts in her eyes and was looking at the screen dreamily.

"What's up with her?" Draco said, feeling a little ill seeing the drool coming out of Bulma's mouth.

"We really need to have a look at the 'know all book' about girls, cos' I don't think there meant to act like this." Harry said looking a little scared at Bulma.

"What's this thing?" Goku said taking the remote out of Bulma lax hand, Draco and Harry moved to either side of him and looked down at him.

"I don't know." Harry said looking down at the black device curiously.

"Properly more witchcraft." Draco said scornfully, looking at the thing with distrust.

Bulma was so far gone in watching the TV she didn't notice what the boys were doing, instead her eyes were glued to the screen as the woman and man got closer together to kiss.

"One little kiss. One kiss, yes almost there." Bulma whispered dreamily at the screen, her eyes not moving from the image. It was what she dreamt her first kiss would be like when she got all the dragon balls and wished for the perfect boyfriend.

Roar!

"Ahhh." Bulma screamed in fright and fell on her ass as the couple disappeared from the screen and a giant monster appeared roaring at her.

All three boys started laughing at her. It was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

"You shut up." Bulma said annoyed, she couldn't believe that just happened. She had been so close.

Goku stopped laughing and looked at her, Draco on the other hand was sniggering under his breath and Harry was trying to stop his giggling so not to upset Bulma, it was a little mean of them but it had been so funny seeing that expression on her face.

"Hay, you getting hungry Bulma." Goku asked her suddenly, snapping her out of her pouting.

"Huh?" she was confused to what he was going on about now.

"Well you're drooling." Goku said pointing to her mouth, his friends nodding beside him.

"A lot to." Harry said.

"Now I am embarrassed." Bulma said to herself, wiping her mouth to get rid of the drool there. She couldn't believe she had been caught drooling over a romance screen on the TV.

As she got off the floor a disgusting smell wolfed across her nose, pinching her nose from the smell she realised where it was coming from, outside the fresh air covered it, but indoor the scent wasn't covered.

"Hay what's that horrible smell, urg, guys you need a bath." She told them, covering her nose from the putrid smell. There was no way she could eat or sleep with that scent they were giving off.

"Err? What's a bath?" Goku asked looking at his friends, Draco shrug his shoulders having no clue what the blue hair girl was going on about.

"I haven't heard that word before." Harry said, thinking if there Grandpa had ever said bath before.

"Oh kids, I can't believe you're asking." She said in shock, she knew these boys had been without an adult for a long time but she never thought they didn't know what a bath was. 'Oh Kami, I am going to have to show them.'

"I guess I ganna have to show you." Bulma said cringing.

"Ok, let's get this over with. Get in here." Bulma said, walking into another room, the boys looked at each other uncertainly before following. they had no clue in what was going to happen next.

As they walked into the room they saw that there was a big tub, similar to Harry soup pot back home, to the side of the room, there was a round bowl to the other side and in between them was a strange bowl with to bits sticking out of it.

"Is she going to cook us?" Harry asked were worriedly.

"Of course not, silly, this is a bath." Bulma said giggling at the cute expression on Harry face, out of all of them she thought he was the cutest. she would love to take him shopping and get some really cute outfits for him.

"We're lost her again." Draco said, seeing Bulma was once more in a daze.

Snapping herself out of it she cleared her throat in embarrassment, before saying. "Ok you guys need to take your clothes off and here put theses around you."

Each other them grab the small clothe and held it confusedly. Though Draco was thinking she was being a pervert again.

"Come on, you guys are stinking up the joint." Bulma urged them.

Goku looked at his friends before shrugging his shoulders and began to undress. Harry did the same those Draco pulled him to the other side of him away from Goku. He didn't want Goku to start looking for a tail again.

Goku was the first to get naked, he grabs the small cloth Bulma had handed them and looked at it confusedly. He had no clue what it was meant for.

Bulma, who was kneeling beside the tub with the shower in her hand looked over and saw Goku's face, "We civilise people call that a towel."

Harry and Draco came over to Goku with their 'towels' around their waists, Draco was starting to get a clue into what bath meant, it remind him of when they go down to the river for a washy.

"Now let's get this over with, hop in you guys." Bulma said impatiently, she didn't want to be giving kids baths but needs were a must and if she wanted to not die from not being able to breathe then this needed to be done.

"So this is a bath." Goku said poking it, with his free hand, the other held the cloth he was given. "Reminds me of Harry's soup pot back home."

"Look at you! You're supposed to cover up the front." Bulma yelled. She didn't want to see that.

"Like this." Goku said holding the clothe in front of his face

Bulma growled in frustration, and Harry and Draco laughed at their friend's cluelessness.

"Like this Goku." Harry giggled out, pointing to where his was tired.

"Oh ok." Goku said wrapping the cloth around his waist like them.

Bulma fell down in disbelief, if these kids weren't so strong she wouldn't be putting up with all this hassle.

Getting up in to a kneeling position, she pointed to the tub and growled out, "Get in now."

The three boy did as she said and took there towels off and got into the bathtub, turning on the shower head Bulma soaked their hair, once done she poured some shampoo into hand and rubbed it into Goku hair.

"Why are you putting this fluffy stuff in my hair?" Goku asked, looking up at the fluffy stuff, he wondered if he could eat some of it.

It's called shampoo, and I'm putting it in your hair to clean it, I don't do this very often you know." Bulma said scrubbing out the dirt and tangles from the kids hair.

"Pass that bottle here I can do my own hair." Draco ordered her, there was no way he was letting her touch his blond mane, with it down it reach his middle back and he used special berries to wash it before.

"Knock yourself out." Bulma said passing him the bottle.

"Why would he want to knock himself out." Harry asked confusedly.

"It's an expression, it mean go for it." Bulma explain to him.

"Why didn't she just say that?" Harry asked Draco still slightly confused.

"She's strange Harry. pay her no mind, here." Draco said, putting some of the 'shampoo' into his brother hair and his own before they both started to rub it in.

Bulma let out a growl, but said nothing as she worked harder on Goku's hair.

"Ow! Not so hard." Goku complained. He didn't like having his hair pulled around like this.

"You should consider yourself likely, no wonder your hair stands up, it's never been washed." Bulma said, getting the last big of dirt out.

Looking over she saw that Draco and Harry were done and just playing with the soap suds, turning from them she retch over for the shower handy and turned it on, pointing the head over the three boys, she washed the shampoo out of their hair.

"There that's better." She said turning the shower off. Because she didn't warn the boys about closing their eyes, they were half blind from it.

Goku rubbed the soap suds from his eyes, turning his back to Bulma.

"Yeah…" Bulma cut off her own words when she looked down and saw that Goku still had his tail on. "What in the world."

Draco finally opened his eyes to see Bulma holding his friends tail, looking at it in surprise, he had a feeling she hadn't paid it much mind and was about to find out that it was very much real.

'I can't wait to see this.' He thought to himself, smirking

"How does this thing stay on kid, I thought it was attached to your pants. What do you do superglue to your butt?" She said jokingly as she pulled on it lightly.

"Ow…what are you doing!? That hurts." Goku yelped out, he hated having his tail pulled.

"Huh?" Harry finally got the stinging in his eyes to go away, he looked over to see why he was hurting to see Bulma pulling on Goku tail.

"Bulma, what are you doing! You shouldn't do that!" Harry cried out. Waving his arms about.

"I'm trying to take this thing off so I can wash his back properly." Bulma said to Harry, confused at why he was panicking so much.

"Here that's ok. I can wash my own back." Goku said, there was no way he was letting her do it after pulling his tail so much, using his tail Goku grab the scrubbing brush handle and pull it out of Bulma's hand.

"Huh." Bulma was confused to what she was seeing with her own two eyes.

"See it's easy." Goku said proudly as he scrubbed his own back with his tail.

"AHHHHHH!" her scream frightened some of the sleeping birds away, it was that loud a bat that was flying by smacked into a tree.

"She has a pair of lungs on her, I give her that." Draco said using his finger to clear his hearing.

"No way. It moves, that means it's…its real…" Bulma was in shock and wasn't moving her eyes from Goku's tail.

Harry finished his washy and got out of the tub, wrapping the towel around him he walked over to Bulma and waved his hand in from of her face,

"I think she's broken."

"Na she'll snap out of it soon, I and Goku will finish our bath and you take her to the other room Harry."

"Okay." harry said happy, he grab Bulma's hand and gently pulled her away, she followed him in a dazed.

Seeing the bed he sat her down on it, seeing she would be ok for a minute he when and dried off and get dressed.

Back in the bathroom Draco and Goku were finishing up and getting out of the tub. Turning to Goku, Draco said, "let go see if she has snapped out of her shock.

"I don't get why she is so surprised." Goku said rubbing his head.

Draco shacks his head at his friends naivete. But said nothing as he wrap the towel around him and grabbed there cloths before going to the other room, Goku following behind him with his towel on his head.

It has always been known that Goku didn't have any modesty.

When they got into the other room Goku walked over to Bulma and saw that she was still wearing the same expression on her face.

"Will she snap out of it soon?" Goku asked.

"Give it a minute or two and she will." Draco reassured him.

It didn't take long before Bulma came back from where ever her brain had gone, when she did she asked, "Goku, why do you have a tail growing?"

"I don't really know why, I just know all boys have them. It's no big deal. it's just the way we are." Goku explained, rubbing his hair dry.

"Huh?" Bulma couldn't believe what she was being told but at the same time she had never seen a boy naked before so it could be turn.

'Maybe he's right, I have never actually seen a boy take a bath before, so I guess I can't be sure, maybe they just keep them in tucked their pants or something, how bizarre.' Bulma thought to herself, forgetting for a moment that she didn't see tails on Harry and Draco.

"I can't believe I'm a teenager and I am just now finding out." Bulma said in surprise, all these years and she didn't have a clue, did that mean her boyfriend would have a tail.

"I told you she was crazy." Draco said to Harry as he pulled his vest over his head, he couldn't believe she was falling for this, he knew Goku thought every boy should have a tail but grandpa had told him Goku was special in that he was the only one he had ever met that had a tail.

"Well I guess I shouldn't say all boys, because my grandpa didn't have a tail and neither do Harry or Draco." Goku said thinking about it, though he did hope one day his friends would get their tails, but he didn't mind if they didn't, they were great they way they are.

"See, see normal man didn't have tail or your grandpa would have had one." Bulma said hysterically, not wanting to believe that boys had tails. She also pointed to Draco and Harry not standing far away, "and…and what about them."

"But my grandpa was a very odd fello you know." Goku said with a big grin at her, "and theirs haven't grown yet."

"You're the real odd ball!" Bulma shouted at him angrily.

Goku paid her no mind as he got his pants on, he was thinking about the bath they just had, it was just like washy time they had in the river though less fun and with strange stuff being put in his hair instead of soap varies.

"So that was a bath, huh?" Goku said, "It reminds me of washy time, that we do once a week or when Harry orders it."

"A bath sounds so wonderful." Bulma sighed at the thought of getting into a hot bath, after the day she had, she need one desperately.

"Ok that it, I am going to have a bath and you guys entertain yourselves." Bulma said standing from her bed and holding her fist in front of her, before she stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door behind her.

"She is so wired." Harry said. He will never understand that girl.

"Crazy more like it." Draco huffed, he still didn't trust her, but he didn't trust anyone with his brother and friends safety.

"It will be interesting time with her around that's for sure." Goku laughed as he put his top on. "Maybe I should go help her. After all she helped us with our 'bath'."

"Do you think that's a good idea Goku, she may start shouting again." Harry said to him, his ears had only healed from last time.

"It will be fine Harry." Goku said smiling at him.

"I guess so." Harry said watching as Goku walked over to the bathroom and entered it.

"Do think he is going to be alright?" Harry asked his brother.

"I think there is going to be more screaming." Draco said, shaking his head.

Harry sighed, he knew Goku liked helping everyone but sometimes it's best to leave things for others, he still remember that time Goku tried to help him with cooking, he ate more of the pre-cooked food then cooked that night.

"I hope everything goes ok." Harry said, sitting on the bed.

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"There nothing like a long hot bath to melt a woman's cares away, that's for sure." Bulma sighed out as she relaxed in the tub, after the day she had, she needed this down time.

Sighing she turned her head and opened her eyes, to look at her lovely bathroom. What she saw Goku standing beside the tub watching her curiously.

With a yelp, she ducked under the soapy water, when she came back up she had covered her chest and only her head showed above the water, Bulma yelled out. "What are you doing?! Can't you see I am taking a bath kid?!"

"Yeah, I was going to help you scrub your back, you know since you didn't have a tail." Goku explained, looking confused as to why she was yelling this time.

'She shore dose yell a lot.' He thought to himself, 'Harry and Draco never yelled when it came to washy or bath time. Maybe it's just girls, though if I remember rightly Draco yells if I try and help Harry with his bath time.'

"No way! I can scrub my own back, now bight it, shu shu." She yelled at him, lifting her hand out of the water and waved it at him, there was no way she was letting him see her naked.

"Gosh, I don't get it Bulma. You were going to help me scrub my back." Goku said confused to why she was acting like this.

"Goku you're a little kid and I am practically a full grown woman, there is a big difference." She stressed out.

"There is?" he asked, he didn't see much of a difference, only that she is taller and had lumps on her chest.

"Yes there certainly is, but were not going to get into that right now." Bulma said the last bit with a blush, there was no way she was going to tell him the difference between men and women.

Goku took her blushing face to mean something else so he tried to reassure her. "Hay, you don't have to be ashamed, no way."

"What in the world are you talking about, I happen to be one of the most beautiful girls that your ever see, so what do I have to be ashamed of buster." Bulma scowled him,

"Not having a tail." Goku said simply like it explained everything that was up with her.

Bulma's face dropped, she couldn't believe he was still hung up on her not having a tail. It was starting to piss her off. "That's it, get out of my face."

"But I want to help." Goku said, not catching on to Bulma's annoyance.

"Beat it." She said the anger inside mounting.

"Oh come on." Goku begged.

That was it Bulma had retched her limit.

Harry and Draco who had been sitting on the bed talking about the day, jumped when the bathroom door banged open and Goku came flying out with things being thrown through the door.

"I can't take it anymore! Get out of my bathroom and stay out and for the last time I don't want a sticking tail!" Bulma screamed, throwing a last bottle out that hit Goku on the forehead.

The door slammed shut and all three boys looked at it like it was going to open again and a monster was going to come out.

Turning to Goku, Harry asked, "Gosh, Goku, what did you do?"

"I just tried to help." Goku said scratching the back of his head. Surprised at how she was acting.

"Maybe when it comes to the bathroom, Goku, girls need there alone time." Draco said. He didn't want to see a replay of that again.

"Oh ok." Goku said, maybe next time he will listen to Draco advice, he seems to know more than both him and Harry when it came to girl, even though Bulma was the first one they had ever met.

It wasn't long before they heard Bulma moving about in the bathroom, hearing a stomach grown, Draco looked over to see Goku holding his tummy.

'Oh this isn't going to be good.' Draco though, holding a hand to his forehead. He could feel that headache coming on already.

"I'm going to see if she is done." Goku said, shooting off back into the bathroom.

"He'll never learn." Draco said, shaking his head.

"Well you know it will never be boring." Harry said laughing.

Back in the bathroom Bulma had gotten out and had gotten dressed in her pink nightie. She was still mega annoyed with having her bath interrupted.

"It's about time I got a little bit of privacy." Bulma said as she blow-dried her hair and ran a brush through it, now she was dressed in her nighty, she felt a little better but was still annoyed that her lovely bath had been ruined by Goku.

Hearing a grown behind her, she saw in the mirror that Goku was behind her holding his stomach.

"Bulma, I'm hungry." He said to her.

"Goku!"

"Harry do you still have any of those headache remedies in your bag." Draco asked as they screaming started up once more.

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Elsewhere, in a large castle, the home of Emperor Pilaf, his pale blue sink and elf ears gave away that he wasn't human. Much like the agent in front of him, who was a walking, talking dog dressed as a ninja. Emperor Pilaf was a powerful being but he was no happy with but being an Emperor, he wanted the whole world. Since the day one of his agents had told him about the Dragon balls and they had gotten the one star ball he had been obsessed with getting all 7 dragon balls and making his wish to rule the world.

He was enjoying his dinner as one of his agents bowed to him and gave his report.

"Well did you bring me a dragon ball Shu." Emperor Pilaf said as he finished with his dinner, taking all the meat of the bone.

"No sire. I... I got real hungry so I came back." Shu said. He knew he was in trouble for doing that but hunger clawed at his belly.

"Imbecile." Emperor Pilaf said annoyed, dumping the clean bone into a dish he carried on. "You won't get so much as a bone if you don't bring me back another dragon ball."

"But sire I am so hunger that I can't even think straight." Shu begged like the dog he was, seeing all that food and smelling it was making him dizzy.

"That's a good thing Shu. You have to trust me on that." Emperor Pilaf said sarcastically, Shu wasn't one of his smartest agents. He was more for the grunt work, then thinking up plans.

Using a napkin to wipe his month, he left out a belch before retching for a beautifully designed box, opening it Emperor Pilaf was ecstatic to see what land inside, he started to gush, "Arr.. look how it sparkles so brilliantly and yet it is only one piece to the puzzle, I have to have those other six Dragonballs."

"But why sire?" Shu asked. "Isn't one enough."

"Of course one isn't enough, if I pulled out all your teeth except one would that one be enough to chow with, NO!" Emperor Pilaf shouted angrily at being questioned by a lackey. "If I cut off all your paws except one would that be enough to run with, NO!"

Shu started sweating so much that he feared he might flood the place. He really hoped he hadn't pissed his sire off to the point of being fired or worse.

"Do you see my point now Shu, I can't rule the world with one ball, can you understand that?" Emperor Pilaf said, hoping that Shu got it now. 'Why did I higher him in the first place.' He thought.

"Yes I think so, but isn't the world a awfully big place. How can one person rule the whole thing?" Shu asked, not understanding how that was possible.

"While you have to be able to delicate Shu, and I have always been good at telling other people what to do, bossing people around is one of my strong points." Pilaf said, holding his arms behind his back as he stood up straight.

"Right, that's true sire" Shu said thinking about all the times his Emperor had bossed him about.

"There are other requirements Shu, you have to be able to think big not small, big." He explained. "And those in small stature like I can think very big, I have all the qualifications to rule the world."

"What I don't have are those other six dragon balls you dolt!" Emperor Pilaf raged at him, his body was so stressed at the rage of not having all of the dragon balls that something puffed out.

A loud noise sounded in the room.

"Oh ho." Shu said, when the horrible smell surrounded the room, he just knew he was going to get punished for hearing that.

Emperor Pilaf blushed; he knew he should have eaten that last bit of meat, now he had to see if his Minion had heard that,

"Did you hear that?" He asked slyly.

"Huh?" Shu was confused at first.

"I think you did." Emperor Pilaf said frowning at him.

"No sire it wasn't me I swear." Shu denied. He knew he didn't pass wind, but in a few seconds he will wish he did.

"We'll see about that." Emperor Pilaf said, rushing towards the door,

Huh?" Shu watched as his Emperor passed him and hit a button on the wall next to the door.

"Ahhhh." Shu screamed as metallic arms came from the ceiling and floor and grabbed him, they held him in mid-air.

"Note to me, I must remember to move that button to a closer spot." Emperor Pilaf said to himself as he ducked under one of the arms, he didn't want to have to run across the room every time he wanted to press that button.

"Please let me go sire, I didn't do anything." Shu cried out as sweat drip over his face.

"Are you saying at I would be capable of such a gross admission." Emperor Pilaf asked, looking up at him.

"Oh no, please sire." Shu begged.

"I will not tolerate this kind of outburst from one of my agents." Pilaf said, "I'm afraid the time has come to trim the stem a bit."

And with that said he pulled out an electric saw, from where Shu didn't know but what he did know was he was about to be down sized.

"Ahhhh don't chop me up! I admit it sire, I did it, I pooed, I farted, I passed gas, guilty as charged, woohoo I let out a stinker." Shu plead in a rush, hoping and praying that it worked, he didn't want to die.

Turning off the chainsaw, Pilaf smiled happily, "That's better, I'll let this one go cos you were honest, just make sure it doesn't happen again, is that clear Shu."

"Yes sire, I'll try and contain myself." Shu said, feeling faint with relief that he got out of that one.

"Emperor Pilaf." A voice called from above.

"That sounds like agent Mai." Pilaf said looking up to where it was coming from.

A beautiful raven haired woman jumped from a hidden hatch in the ceiling and landed in front of Pilaf in a kneeling position.

"Sire. Agent Mai, reporting as ordered." She said, bowing her head.

"Hmm... well what's the news? Did you bring me back another dragon ball?" Pilaf asked in hope.

"No sire but I have some valuable information." She said, hoping this would please him.

"Is it about the dragon balls, well?" Pilaf hoped it was. He couldn't go on much longer with his agents not finding any.

"Yes." She said.

"A deep cover agent landed in a place called skull Valley, just before he left his spy plane, he reported seeing a mysterious light with a bright glow." She reported what she had uncovered.

"Was the light a Dragonball?" Pilaf asked excitedly.

"We don't know sire, he disappeared, we never heard from him again." Mai said, she hope her information pleased him, from what she had seen when she dropped in she didn't want to be in Shu position.

"Hmm… take Shu with you and see if there is a Dragonball over there." Pilaf ordered.

"Ahh sire I have obedient school today." Shu said in a rush, he didn't want to go to a place called Skull Valley, it sounded dangerous.

"Never mind that, we need a disposable agent like you on this mission Shu, now go get me a Dragonball." Pilaf yelled at him, he wasn't letting Shu get out of this mission. He wanted that Dragon Ball.

"Yes sir."

"Yes sire."

They both said before, Mai moved to press the button of the wall to release Shu and they made their way out of the room.

Leaving there emperor alone, "Soon I will have all the Dragon Balls and will rule the WORLD!" He shouted excitedly, he couldn't wait for his dream to come turn. It was only a matter of time now.

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"So this is it huh?" Goku asked, looking at the little food that was on the table. It wasn't the big spread like Harry did in the evenings.

Harry looked over the table and picked up a green thing, looking it over he took a bite and found he like the taste.

"What this Bulma?" Harry asked once he had swallowed.

"That's cellaring, it's very good for you." Bulma said, smiling, she was happy one of them was trying and liking the dinner she had prepared, even though it was only a salad.

Draco on the other hand was looking at the food on the table, some he had seen before and some he hadn't a clue about but he wasn't going to give the blue haired witch the satisfaction of seeing him intimidated.

Picking up some leafy stuff, he put it into his month, chewing it. He found it didn't really have any flavour. He felt like a rabbit, eating this stuff.

Swallowing what he had in his month, he happily pointed out something to the obvious girl. "You do know this isn't going to fill him up don't you."

"Huh?" Bulma looked at Draco and saw him point to Goku, "What do you mean this is a lovely balance meal."

"Don't say I didn't warn you." Draco said taking a bite out of some orange stick.

Goku seeing his friends ending the food, grabbing some bread, he knew what it was from Harry making some back home, he loved the sweet stickiness from the honey he added to it.

Taking a bite he nearly spat it out. Goku coughed at the dryness, grabbing the mug on the table he swallowed what he thought was soup and nearly spat that out when the bitterness hit his tongue.

"Oh yuck this bread doesn't have any flavour and my soups bitter too." Goku complained. He had never tasted anything like these before.

Harry quickly grabbed a napkin off the table and handed it do Goku. "Here Goku."

"Thanks Harry." Goku said wiping his mouth. He had never tasted something so bitter before.

Draco grab the mug beside his bowl and sipped at it to see what Goku was talking about, 'Hmm…it's not so bad.' he thought to himself, taking another sip.

"That's not soup, that coffee, how do you expect to grow big and strong if you don't eat right." Bulma explained, slightly annoyed that Goku was complaining, she guess that they had never had food like hers before living all along in the mountains.

"You know your right, thanks for the advice Bulma." Goku said, getting hit with an idea, he knew the food on the table was just a snack compared to what they normally had for dinner.

"Huh?" Bulma looked up from her meal to see Goku walking towards his shoes. "Where do you think you're going?"

"I'm going to get some food that will make me big and strong. I'll bring some back too so Harry and Draco get stronger as well." Goku said smiling to her.

"You might wind up being food yourself if you're not careful out there, I wouldn't do it." Bulma said shaking her head at him, she thought he was crazy wanting to go out there were there could be any type of monster just waiting to eat you up.

"Be save Goku." Harry waved from the table. Goku waved back smiling at him.

"Don't worry I will bring back something for all of us." Goku said before he walked out the house and closed the door behind him.

Harry watched the door worriedly. None of them had gone hunted in the dark before. He hoped his friend would be ok.

"Done worry Harry, Goku will be fine. you know nothing can hurt him." Draco said to reassure his bother.

"How to you know?" Bulma asked.

"Because there one thing I have learned after know Goku all these years." Draco said taking another sip of his coffee.

"Yeah, what's that?" Bulma asked curiously.

"Never underestimate him." Draco said seriously.

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Goku jumped from tree to tree, when he landed on the ground he could help but be disappointed by what he had found so far, the forest seemed to be picked clean already, there wasn't any animals he had come across jumping through the trees, not even a whisper, though he did hear a howl earlier maybe there animals are just hiding.

"Wow slim picking so far, Bulma could probably eat this whole centipede by herself. I'm going to have to do better than that." Goku said to himself, "Harry and Draco still need to eat too."

Sighing he was about to continued his search, when a strange noise appeared above him, looking up he something fly overhead.

When he noticed the shape of the strange thing, a large grin appeared on his face as he said happily. "A bird, wow."

Jumping up into the trees again he went after it, thinking that from its sixe it would feed him and the others with leftovers to spear.

What Goku didn't know that it wasn't a animal, but a plane with two agents inside it.

"There's skull Valley, its right below us." Mai said to her partner.

"Can't we go back now and just say that we went." Shu pled her. He was sweating buckets thinking what could be down there.

"No… we better check it out." Mai said, there was no way she was going to fail her mission. With that in mind she moved the plans controls to take them down. Pressing the button for the landing gear she slowly lowered the plane onto the ground.

Getting out she jumped onto the ground and looked around her.

"Geronimo!" Shu shouted as he jumped from the cockpit.

"Shu be quite," Mai ordered him. They didn't know if something was around here.

"Sorry." he said sheepishly.

Shaking her head she waved her arm in front of her. "Come on."

They jumped down from the little hill that they had landed the plane on. They made their way to ground level.

Mai jump for the last time and hear a crunch under her feet, looking done she saw she had landed in a pile of bones.

They were everywhere, animals and even human ones. Seeing all this set fear through the two agents, and they started to regret landing there plane now. Shu and Mai held each other as they looked around them, shivering in fear.

"I want to chow on one of these bones but I'm too scared." Shu confessed

"Let's just make sure we leave with our own bones." Mai advised.

"Yeah." Shu agreed, he as to young to die.

Suddenly from the corner of their eyes they saw an orange glow within a cave not far from them.

"Huh?"

"What is that?" Shu asked, looking up at Mai fearfully.

"I don't know, could be a dragon ball. Let's check it out." Mai said, though they both knew that they wanted to be anywhere but there.

As they walked closer to where the light had come from, Shu started to moan and sweat as he crushed bones under his feet.

"Ahhh!"

"Huh?" Shu looked up to see a shadow flying above them, seeing it go behind them they turned and saw a little boy jump onto a branch sticking out of a Cliff onto a rock and then jump down to land in front of them

"Kid likes to jump." Shu said. Watching to kid jump towards them.

"He's a hot hopper alright." Mai commented. She had no clue what a kid was doing in skull valley. It was no place for a kid to play and not at this time of night. "Beat it kid, before you get hurt."

"You beat it," Goku said determined as he pointed at them. "Look I am not going anywhere, that's my big birdy, I saw it first so you two stay away."

"What in the world is he talking about?" Shu asked. Confused to what the kid was going on about, there was no big birdie from what he had seen.

"Beats me," she said to him before addressing the kid again. "Kid I think I hear your mummy calling."

As soon as she said that growls sounded behind her, and more orange lights appeared, but they were dragon balls.

"Huh?" fear shoot through them both as hungry wolfs surrounded them.

"Those lights weren't dragon balls." Shu stated the obvious as he nearly wet himself in fear.

"No kidding." Mai said fearful, she was too young and beautiful to die like this.

"This is great, now there enough for all of us." Goku said happily, there was enough animals here to feed everyone back at the house, Harry would be so happy with him for getting so much food."

"Alright, yum." Goku said licking his lips as he imagines all kinds of meals Harry would make.

The wolves couldn't contain there hunger anymore with prey so close to their den, so as one then rushed at three. Mai and Shu ran screaming, not wanting to end up as dinner,

Goku got into a fighting stand and frowned as he waited for the wolves to get closer to him. One jumped at his and he throws a punch into its face, knowing it away, kicking another in mid-air he used it to flip over what that lunges at him. He was laughing as he hadn't had this much fun since sparing with Harry and Draco a few days ago.

Landing on a wolf head, he punch and kicked those that attacked him, laughing and smiling as he fought.

Not far from him, Mai and Shu were running towards there plane, a pack behind them gaining ground.

"This is it Mai." Shu screamed as the wolves got so close he could feel there hot breath on his tail.

"Ahhhhhh!" they screamed thinking there done for when Goku leap out with his power pole in hand and hit the wolf away before fighting the others.

Shu and Mai didn't look back at the fight instead they jumped into their plane and started her up, both let out a sigh of relief as they looked wide eyed at the kid fighting, Mai couldn't help but say, "That was close. I thought we were going to be a dog's dinner."

"Mai!" Shu said taking offence to that comment.

"Sorry." She said not really meaning it, started the plane up they lifted off the ground and made there get away.

Goku who was still fighting noticed his birdie getting flying off. Goku frowned and shouted. "Hay, my bird is getting away."

As he ran towards the birdie, wolf jump onto him, he didn't let this slow him down though and as soon as he was under it he shouted out. "Power pole extend!"

The pole glowed and shot him and the wolfs into the air, the wolves not having a strong grip on him fell back down to earth as he got higher.

Using the forces of the pole he flow towards the bird and gave it a kick to the side.

Inside Mai and Shu screamed as there plane went down and crashed into the ground.

When Goku landed next to it, he saw all the pieces of the bird laying about, hitting it with his pole he head the same sound he did when he hit Bulma's car.

"Darn it, this bird is rock hard." Goku said in disappointedly. "Oh well, wolf should be enough."

Goku jump back to where the wolves were, not realising that Mai and Shu were moaning in the tree branches above him.

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Harry sighed for what felt like the hundredth time, it had been an hour since Goku had gone off to get dinner for them and he was growing hunger by the minute.

The food Bulma had land out was nice but it had no meat or anything that filled them up for long, 'though.' Harry thought looking over to Draco who was still holding his cup of coffee, 'some of us seemed to like it more than others. I wonder what that stuff is going to do to him.'

"Harry, Draco, Bulma, I'm back!"

"Goku!" Harry shouted rushing towards the door in happiness. Draco finally put his drained cup down and followed Bulma and Harry to the door.

"Huh? He's alive after all well I'll be darned." Bulma said to herself, not believing she would ever see the kid again when he left.

Bulma opened the door and Harry and Draco walked out in front of her. When they looked at Goku he was smiling and holding out a bug.

"If you think this appetising looks good," He said grinning like mad, before turning to show them a dead wolf tried to his power pole. "Take a look at the main course."

Harry and Draco were smiling happily at having real food. While, behind them, Bulma had her eyes popping out of her head at the dead thing in her face.

"Ahhh." She screamed before slamming the door on them.

"Huh? Bulma?" Goku turn back and all three of them looked at the closed door in surprise.

"What's up with her?" Harry asked them, he thought Bulma would be happy for some meat for dinner.

"She being wired again, let's gets a firer going so we can cook this puppy up. That coffee didn't fill me up." Draco said walking away from the house to get some firewood.

"Bulma don't you want something to eat." Harry called out.

"I wouldn't eat that if you paid me!" she screamed back. Nothing in this world would get her to eat a wolf or bug. The never thought made her feel sick.

Harry shrugged his shoulders at Goku and they moved to were Draco had set up the fire. It wasn't long before the wolf was skinned and cooking over the flame.

Harry took out some berries juice he had in his pouch and covered the meat, so that it had a lovely taste to it once it was cooked.

Goku had put the bug onto a stick and had it leaning over the fire, both Harry and Draco didn't mind that it was for him, they didn't like bugs much and if they could avoid eating them they would.

"Bulma are you serious about not eating, this starting to look pretty good." Goku called back to the house.

"You're grossing me out Goku. I can't believe you guys going to eat that." Bulma shouted, shivering at the thought of eating something so gross.

"Well you're missing out, Bulma." Harry shouted to her, he hope she didn't get hungry later for not eating something but he guessed girls were different in what he needed to eat then boys.

Looking over the meat, he prodded it with a stick and saw that it was done. Turning to the others he smiled and said, "Alright it's done, let's eat."

All three of them grab some of the meat and started to chow down. It wasn't long before the bug and wolf were gone and all three boys were finally full.

"ahh. That was the best Harry." Goku said rubbing his tummy.

Harry blushed and smiled at him, "I am glad you liked it, I didn't really have a lot of my normal ingredients to work with so I didn't know how it was going to turn out."

"Even if you didn't have anything Harry you food is always perfect." Draco said, patting his stomach. He would never get tired of his brothers' cooking that was for sure.

"Draco right Harry, I will always love you're food." Goku said smiling.

"Thanks guys." Harry said blushing, he was always happiest when he was cooking meals for his friends.

Draco sighed and looked back at the house, "I guess we better go in and get some sleep if were hunting those dragon ball tomorrow."

"Yeah, I wonder what tomorrow will bring. Today has been an adventure that's for sure." Goku said happily, he hadn't had this much fun, since grandpa had been alive.

"It has been a strange day, I never thought we would be leaving home or meeting a girl. She is very strange but I can see us being great friends." Harry said.

"Speak for yourself; I still think she is crazy." Draco huffed.

"Aww...don't be like that Draco, I think she is great, wired and confusing but great." Goku grinned.

"We better go inside now." Harry said yawning. It had been one busy day and it was catching up to him now.

"Okay." Both Goku and Draco nodded. They put the fire out and cleaned up after themselves before making their way towards the house. Opening the door they saw Bulma sitting at the table with a book in hand.

Shutting the door behind them, they saw her looking at them with a funny face.

"Oh my gosh that's so disusing." She said smelling the scent of their dinner around them. Just the thought that they had eaten that beast grossed her out. "You three need to brush your teeth."

"Huh?"

"I don't want to smell your nasty old wolf breath." Bulma said then pointed to the bathroom, "now get your butts in there and brush your teeth."

"Okay Bulma, calm down. We'll get right on that." Harry said moving his hands in front of him.

As they were walking towards the bathroom Bulma had a thought, if they didn't know what a bath was, did they know how to brush their teeth. Turning she called out, "you guys know how to brush your teeth right."

"Yeah we know how, but." Harry broke off, holding his chin and looking down

"What up Harry." Goku asked

"I think we left are brushes at home."

"That fine, I have some spears in the bathroom. Come on." Bulma said leading them into the bathroom.

Bulma thought as they walked into the room. She had to show them how to bathe before, how was it that they didn't know what a bath was but knew how to brush their teeth.

"Hay Harry, how is it you guys know how to brush your teeth but now what a bath was." Bulma asked him. She knew he was the one she would get a straight answer from, where Draco was a brat and Goku was naive.

"Oh, Grandpa showed us when we were small." Harry said, "And the bath thing is a lot like our washy time we have down in a river."

"Washy time." Bulma said, realizing something. They knew how to bathe, just differently to what she or others did it and from the feel of Goku's hair when she washed it, they were doing right.

"Yup." Harry smiled at her. Though he liked baths better than washy time now, the water was warm and he felt cleaner then he did in the river.

Going over to the bathroom Cabinet, She opened it up and looked around for some spear tooth brushes that she knew were in there.

The three boys' watcher from behind her as she rooted around inside of it. They were curious about some of the stuff they could see in there.

Ever since meeting Bulma they had been learning about a lot of new stuff, though some of it was strange and weird.

"Ah. Here they are." Bulma said pulling them out, turning around she passed them over. Giving Goku an orange one, Harry a green one and Draco a red one. All three boys looked at the strange thing confusedly as to what they had to do with them.

"Now you brush your teeth and get rid of that wolf and bug breath." Bulma said happily, the smell was really starting to get to her.

"Huh?" Bulma notice the confused looks on their faces. "What wrong?"

"What the hell are these things, there not teeth brushes." Draco said holding his red one up. "First is not made from wood and it's a strange colour."

Bulma could help giggling. It was cute that they didn't know what plaice was. "It's plastic silly and that's what gives its colour."

"Plastic?" Harry said looking the green one he was holding.

"Yup." Bulma said nodding. "Now here is the tooth paste. Make sure you brush well okay."

She handed Goku he paste and made her way out of the room, leaving the boys to it.

"Well I guess it's time to brush our teeth."

"But what do I do with this." Goku said holding up the tube.

"I guess we put it on the brush and brush our teeth with it." Harry said hesitantly.

Opening it up Harry place a bit on each of their brushes and placed it down. Looking at each other, all at once started to brush their teeth.

"This taste like mint." Harry said around his brush.

"It's making fluffy white stuff in my mouth." Goku muttered, finding this fun.

"And it has a coolness to it." Draco committed around his mouthful.

Outside the door, Bulma was holding her breath to keep the laugher in as she listened to the three.

Not long around the boys were done and made their way out of the bathroom. Bulma nearly couldn't hold it in when she saw them running their tongues over their teeth.

"Now doesn't that feel better?" She said smiling at them.

"That was great, Bulma. Where you get that stuff from." Harry asked her.

"From the store. You can get a lot of stuff when you go shopping. When this is over and I get my wish I will take you shopping spree." Bulma said excitedly, she couldn't wait to show them the joys of shopping.

Goku jumped onto the bed and started bouncing. He had never felt a bed so soft before.

"Wow, what a soft bed, you guys need to try this. I can bounce like this all night, come on Bulma there room for all of us." Goku said laughing as he bounced up and down.

Harry and Draco thought it looked fun and was about to jump on with him when Bulma said.

"Room, what are you talking about, kid were not sleeping together, you guys sleeping on the floor." She laid a yellow blanket on top of a white duvet she had found for them to sleep on.

"Are you serious?" Goku asked, not believing what he was hearing, he had always shared the bed with Harry and Draco. Why didn't Bulma want to?

"Yes, your used to roughly it aren't you, guys who eats centipede shouldn't mind sleeping on the floor." Bulma said. Here was no way she was having little boys in her bed. They may kick her in their sleep and after seeing how strong Goku was she didn't want to see how hard the other two kicked.

"I don't mind, but I hope it not because you're still not mad about not having a tail." Goku said placing his hands behind his head.

"Get it through you're think head! I don't want a tail!" she yelled at him.

"Goku shore knows how to rile her up. Doesn't he." Harry said, sticking a finger in his ear. He was slightly worried he was going to go deaf at some point if Bulma makes her voice any higher.

"There we go." Bulma said to herself as she felled her cup up with water and started to brush her teeth.

A thought enter her mind as she was brushing her teeth. "Hay Goku, what's up with your grandpa anyway? I mean what happened to your parents?" she asked.

"I'm not sure what happened. My grandpa found me on a Mountain side on a little bed of moss when I was just a baby so he picked me up and took me home."

"Huh? What about you Harry and Draco, how did you end up with your grandpa?" She asked. It sound to her like there Grandpa took in kids, which was sweet of him really.

"You sure are noisy." Draco commented. He didn't want to tell her anything, it wasn't her business anyway.

"I am not!" Bulma yelled from the bathroom.

"Shh... Draco, don't mind him Bulma." Harry called out, before he explained there story to her. "Grandpa found me and Draco in the forest alone. We were lost and had been for two days before Grandpa found us. We had no memories so we don't know what happened to our parents so Grandpa took us in and raised us all together."

Bulma felt sad for the kids, who in their right mind could leave there children alone in the wild like that. They were lucky that there Grandpa had found them when he did or they would have been dino chow.

Changing the subject Bulma said to Goku. "Did you know Goku that you didn't have to keep the tail just because you were born with one."

"Huh?" Goku hummed confused to where she was going with this.

"Some dogs actually get their tails cut off when there still small." She explained.

"You shouldn't have let them do that to ya Bulma your no dog." Goku said, grinning. There was no way he was having his tail cut off.

"I'm not talking about me you lame brain, I never had a tail." She shouted from the doorway. But then she noticed that Goku was happily snoring away, he had falling asleep in the middle of her rant.

Growling in frustration she said through clench teeth. "I don't know what planet this kid is from, but it's not earth."

Harry walked over to her and pats her on the hand to calm her down. "Don't worry Bulma you're get used to Goku."

"Do I have to?" She growled in annoyances.

"Yeah. If you want our help getting those shiny balls you do." Draco said, crossing his arms.

"Grr..." she would have been happier if the other two boys were more like Harry. At least he didn't bug her to hell and back.

Seeing his point was taken was made, Draco walked over to Harry and took his hand. "Come on bed time."

And with that said he pulled Harry to the bed and they both climbed in. Harry in the middle with Goku to his left and Draco to his right.

"Night Bulma. Night Draco." Harry whispered as he dropped off.

"Night Harry, night crazy." Draco called out.

"Garr… why did I have to end up with such brats, Harry is the best of the lot." Bulma grumbled as she got into bed. Turning over she retch for the light switch and called out. "Night Harry, night Brat."

Turning the light out, they all fell asleep.

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"Draco…Draco wake up."

"What?" Draco slowly came awake to see his brother leaning over him.

"Harry? What are you doing awake." Draco grumbled. Looking at the window beside Bulma's bed he saw that the sun was only just rising. "It's way too early to be up yet. Go back to bed."

Draco turned over and pulled the covers over his shoulders.

"You have to get up, we need to check the 'know all book', remember." Harry whispered, shaking his shoulder harder. "I already tried to wake Goku but you know what he is like waking up."

"I am up, I'm up." Draco groaned. Sitting up he stretched out his sleepy muscles.

"What is it you want to know from the book?" Draco asked as they got out of the bed and grab the big book that he had left leaning against the wall the night before.

"About girls and what boyfriend means, silly." Harry said, "We wanted to know what was so different between them and boys."

"Right. Well if we're going to do this then we better go into the bathroom for this. So we don't wake up crazy lady over there." Draco said. Harry sighed at the name Draco called Bulma but didn't say anything, for whatever reason those two didn't get on.

Making their way into the bathroom, Harry shut the door behind them quickly and turned on the light. Draco placed the book on the floor and sat down in front of it, Harry quickly joining him. Opening it up, they turned to the middle of the book.

"Know all book, what is the difference between boys and girls?" They asked together.

Black ink appeared. There are many differences between the two genders. I will tell you more when you're older, but I can tell you a girl is known as the female of the species and can give birth, while the male cannot. Unless they are breeders of course.

"Breeders?" Harry asked confused. He had never heard that term before.

Breeders are the males that can give birth to children. They are uncommon, but not unheard of. The history of this was that about 200 years ago half the female population perished from an illness before anything drastic could happen, some males started to become pregnant. To this day they do not know how this come about. The rest you will know when you're older.

"So we can have children." Harry said to himself, he imagined himself with some kids at a kitchen table waiting for dinner and Goku sitting at the head of it. As soon as that image passed through his mind he started to blush.

You must test yourself to know if you're a breeder.

"How to we test ourselves." Draco asked the book, curious to what they were finding out.

Place your hand on the cover and I will test.

Looking at each other they did as the book said and placed their hands on the page.

Their hands glowed for a second before stopping. Taking their hands off the page they watched as more black ink appeared.

Both of you are breeders.

"Wow, so we can have kids." Harry smile grew and he had to hold himself back from squealing out loud and waking the sleeping occupants in the other room.

When you are older. The book stresses this point out.

"I guess it's good that we know. But it didn't really tell us much about why Bulma is so crazy." Draco said.

The one known as Bulma is growing into a teenager, her body is changing and this can be a stressful time.

"Will she be ok?" Harry asked worriedly.

She with be fine, it is a normal occurrence.

"She doesn't act normal." Draco grumbled to himself.

The rest you will learn as you grow. The book said. Is there any other questions.

"Is Goku a breeder?" Draco asked, he didn't think so, not with how he acts around Harry.

No

"How do you know? he hasn't taken the test?" Harry asked confused.

I know from before.

"Huh? That doesn't answer my question." Harry said slightly frustrated at the non-answers he was getting.

Is that all?

"I don't think the book is going to say anymore on that, Harry, you know something's were too young to know right now." Draco said seeing his brother getting frustrated with the Book. He didn't want to see Harry blow his top, it was rare for it to happen but when it did everyone took cover.

"I know, but it would have been nice to know now." Harry sighed, letting the tension from his muscles ease. "I guess we should get a few more hours of sleep before the others get up."

They rewrap the book and left the bathroom. Turning off the light Harry watched Draco place the book where it was before. He couldn't help thinking about what the book had told them. He was happy inside to know one day he could have children though how they go about getting them he didn't have a clue. He would have to ask about when he was older.

Climbing into bed the boys whisper night to each other and drifted off again. The last thought that cross Harry mind before sleep took him was he forgot to ask what a boyfriend was.

Slowly the sun rose and as it did so it's light shone through the little houses window and right into Goku's face.

Letting out a little moan Goku slowly opened his eyes and rose up till he was sitting. Letting out a little sigh he rubbed his head and said dozily. "I'm up."

Standing up he starched and yawned. Feeling fully rested after a good night's sleep.

Once he had fully stretched out, he turned to look at Bulma and saw her snoring away on her bed with the covers kicked off. Turning to look at Harry and Draco he saw them curled up with each other, sound asleep.

"I guess it isn't time to get up yet." Goku said to himself, though he did find it strange that Harry wasn't up, normal he was one of the first up between them all.

'Maybe yesterday tired him out.' Goku thought to himself.

Turning to look at Bulma again he saw that her legs were open and there was room there for someone to lie down.

"Yah, see I told you there was enough room for the all of us." Goku said climbing onto the bed and resting between her legs, placing his head on her crotch.

Sighing in relaxation, he moved his head to get more comfy. When he felt something strange, or more felt like something that should be that wasn't there.

Leaning up he turned around and looked at her panties, giving it a pat he felt a flat surface instead of the something he had felt when he had patted Harry that one time. Though that had gotten him shouted at by Draco.

Deciding that he had to see he what was so strange with Bulma he got to work on taking her panties off, he knew that if Draco was awake he would most likely get shouted at. The last time he had tried to take Harry's off to see if his tail had grown Draco had yelled a fall hour at him and Harry has blushed like mad.

Taking them off he turned and look said to himself. "Strange it feels like there is nothing there."

When he saw what was there and what wasn't he screamed and fell off the bed."Ahhhhhh!"

"Ahhh what...what!?" Bulma shoot up on the bed looking around scared.

On the floor Draco and Harry had shoot up and off their bed and fell into fighting stands. Their bodies reacting before they were fully awake.

"What the hell!" Draco shouted looking around in fright.

"What? What?!" Harry yelled, thinking they were under attack.

"It's your balls Bulma, there gone." Goku said frighten. Scared out of his mind at what he had discovered.

"What you're kidding me! How?!" Bulma shouted, shooting off the bed and rushed over to the table where her bag is.

"I don't know." Goku said, taking comfort from Harry, who had come over to him and was patting his back.

Harry didn't like seeing that scared look on his friends face. He wondered what had put it there.

"Please no." Bulma begged as she searches through the bag, she couldn't believe someone had come into the house and had taken her Balls. If she didn't have them she wouldn't get her wish.

Suddenly the balls rolled out the bag. Letting out a sigh of relief she calmed her racing heart. "Thank goodness there all here. Goku you must have been dreaming, man you really had me scare."

"But... But..." Goku tried to say that he hadn't been talking about that, but thought better of speaking about it when Draco came over to him looking confused. He did want Bulma yelling in panic again and thought she must already know about it.

After the slight chaotic wake-up call they started getting ready for the day.

Harry was sitting and brushed his hair as he watched Bulma doing the same at her dressing table. Draco was watching the coffee making machine with an inpatient expression on his face and Goku was sitting on the floor watching Bulma as well.

"My gosh, Bulma. Wow how long is this going to take." Goku finally said after watching her for a good five minutes. Even Harry didn't take this long to brush his long hair. Draco, maybe but even he was done getting ready for the day.

"Look, nobody asked for your commentary besides you didn't have to wake us up at this insane hour." Bulma said annoyed, she hated when someone interrupted her morning pampering time.

"Early birds, you can have your nasty old worm." Bulma said turning to look at them. She didn't see why they had to get up so early.

"Well you're moving so slow I wouldn't be surprise if you turned into a turtle." Goku said, frowning at her. Not being able to sit still in a longer he gets up and moving next to Draco to watch the liquid in the coffee maker drip down. He hated waiting so long to do something, it was so boring.

Harry just shakes his head. He knows how impatient Goku could be when it comes to waiting for something. He had learned to deal with this side of Goku in the morning when he whinnied about breakfast not being ready. Though Draco was normal the one that started yelling at him if he carried on too much and he being the one to break up them up.

"Goku you can go out in public with hair sticking out in every correction if you want to but not me." Bulma said, getting up from the table and walking over to them, Harry following her to stand next to his friends as they watch her take the jug with the coffee inside it and fill her cup up.

"Would you like to have coffee with me?" She asked them.

"Naa… it doesn't taste good and it makes me feel funny." Goku said shaking his head.

"Give me a cup." Draco ordered.

"You should say please." Bulma huffed at him, but felled another cup up, as she did so she asked Harry. "Would you like a cup Harry?"

"No thank you, I don't really like the taste." Harry said. Watching his brother take a sip of his cup and sigh in pleasure, he had never seen his brother like something so bitter before.

"I'm going to go exercise." Goku said turning to the door but before he left he turned to his friends. "Do you want to come?"

"Sure Goku I need to work on my jumping kicks." Harry said. Turning to his brother he asked. "You coming, Draco?"

"No I want to drink this up and then I will be out." he said taking another sip of his lovely coffee.

Harry nodded and followed Goku out. Once they shut the door behind them and made their way away from the house they both took a breath of the early morning air.

"This is the best, isn't it Goku." Harry commented as he starched his arms above his head.

"Yup. There nothing like being out here training early in the morning." Goku said smiling. "Let's get to training and maybe later we can spar."

Harry nodded happily, he like sparing with Goku. Turning away from his friend and got into a fighting stand, with a deep breath he jumped up and started kicking in the air, holding it as long as he could before coming back down and jumping again.

Goku watched for a second before he started his own training. Starching his arms he started to jog over to a large rock not far from him, growling he placed his hands on it and started to push it, it came out the ground slight enough for him to placing his arms around it. Then came the hard part, he started to lift it up from the ground, as he took more and more of its weight onto is small body the more he groaned. His face turned red as he used more of his strength to lift it.

Picking it from them ground he held it and began squeeze it in his arms, face going red from the strain, he gritted his teeth and crushed the rock between his arms.

Harry couldn't help but watch him do that, his friends was the strongest out of the three of them and it was so cool to see him train like this, it always gave Harry and funny feeling his in tummy.

"Wow." Harry breathed as the boulder was turned into small pebbles. Harry will never get over how strong his friend is, he had only be about to crush small rocks the size of his head and Draco only slightly bigger.

With that done Goku rushed over to the next rock and picked it up, but this wasn't a rock.

"Whoa!" the thing yelled out in panic.

"What in the world." Goku said noticing he hadn't picked up a rock as he thought.

"Goku!" Harry called out rushing over once he saw what his friend had picked up. He didn't want his friend to hurt a turtle.

"Goku put him down." Harry called out, but it was took late Goku let out a yell and drop the turtle onto the ground.

"Ow that's a new pain." The turtle said.

"Are you ok?" Harry asked nicely to the poor turtle. Patting it on the head.

"Oh yeah, thank you for asking." The turtle said, liking the head patting, 'what a nice boy.' He thought.

"Bulma wow, you really did turn into a turtle, boy I guess this really dose change are plans a bit huh." Goku said to who he thought was Bulma. He remember saying she would turn into one if she went any slower getting ready.

Hearing this Harry who was now standing next to the turtle couldn't help but fall down at his friend's words. Sometimes his friend could be very silly.

"Goku, that's not…"Harry started to say but was cut off when Bulma and Draco opened the door and stepped outside

"Goku, Harry, who are you talking to out there kiddos." Bulma asked.

"What." Goku looked from her to the turtle and realized that Bulma hadn't turned into a Turtle like he thought.

"Who are you?" Bulma asked the turtle, she was shocked to see one so far form the sea.

"I thought he was you." Goku said, pointing at the turtle

"What..." Bulma just shook her head. Goku said the strangest things sometimes.

"Harry you not talking to animals again are you?" Draco asked sighing.

"I didn't do anything." Harry said puffing out his cheeks.

"Strange a tortuous shouldn't be living around here, are you supposed to be living by the sea." Bulma asked the turtle, paying no mind the others.

"Yeah and I am very conserved being so far from home, by the way do you have any salt water." The turtle asked. It had been so long since he had some sea water.

"Sure we're fix you right up." Bulma said. Going back inside to get him some, Harry following behind her wanting to know what sea water was.

Harry helped Bulma carry the bucket of sea water to the turtle.

"Here you go mister turtle. I hope it good." Harry said placing it in front of him, he had tasted a bit himself and he thought it was gross but he knew some animal eat things like that.

"Thank you." He said behind diving right in and started to drink.

It wasn't long before all the water was gone and the turtle let out a burp.

"Good sea water, aromatic but full bodied." The turtle said happily at finally getting a nice drink that wasn't fresh water.

"Yeah I think it's an 87." Bulma said. Thinking about what water she had used.

The Turtle shook his head negatively. "Nope 86."

"Really are you sure?" Bulma asked, she thought she put the right number in.

The three boys on the other hand had no clue what the hell they were talking about, water was water to them.

"I know my water." Turtle said confidently, he knew his water.

"So what are you doing here?" Bulma asked, curious as to how a turtle ended up all the way out here.

"Well to make a long story incredible short, I'm lost, it's that simple I'm lost, I've been trying to find my way to the sea for over a year now." The Turtle explained to them.

"Oh you poor turtle." Harry said sadly patting him on the head again. He would hate to be lost and alone in such a big place.

"That's so sad and your still not anywhere near the sea, hold on let me go check my map, wait here a second." Bulma said walking back into the house to get her map book.

"Don't worry mister turtle we're get this sorted out." Harry told him reassuringly.

"You think so." The turtle asked hopeful.

"Always trust Harry's word. He's more right than wrong." Draco said crossing his arms over his chest.

"Bad news I'm afraid, your still 100mils away." Bulma said coming up to them with the map in hand.

"Great that will take me 20 years." Turtle said, nearly crying.

"Gosh that sounds like a long time." Goku said, he didn't think he would wait that long to go home.

"I wish there was a way to help you." Bulma said to him sympathetically.

"Hay I know!" Goku said getting an idea. "Would you like me to carry to the sea Mr turtle?"

"That's a great idea Goku. Then we can take him home." Harry said jumping and clapping his hands.

"Why yes, thank you." Turtle said happily.

"Are you nuts?" Bulma shouted at Goku, there was no way he could manage that. Not with them hunting Dragonballs

"But you just said you wish we could help, so why don't we just take him to the sea." Goku said not understanding what she was going on about now.

Harry was looking confused as well, but Draco was scorning at her. He knew she didn't really want to help the turtle home, he didn't ether, but he knew it would make his brother and friend happy so he would help in any way he can for them.

"I didn't mean that for real, Goku, we're already on an adventure. We don't have time to transport a beached turtle ok." Bulma said angrily. At this rate she wouldn't get her wish.

"You're imposable." Goku said a frown.

"I'm imposable?! What do you mean by that?!" Bulma yelled back.

The others heads went back and forth between the too, it was like a tennis match.

"Well if we're so pressed for time why did you just spend the whole morning in front of the mirror worrying about your hair." Goku said. He was going to help the turtle with or without her help.

"Fine! Help the stupid turtle if you want, I can find the dragon balls by myself." Bulma said in a huff as she crossed her arms, she didn't need the brats help finding the Dragonballs she did fine on her own before and she could do so again. Out of all of them the only one she even liked was Harry.

Goku walked away from her and with Harry help they placed the turtle onto his back. Goku spotted the hurt look on Harry's face, Harry had come to like Bulma even if she shouted a lot and was sad she wasn't coming with them.

"You okay Harry." Goku whispered to him concerned. He felt angry that Bulma had hurt Harry.

Harry gave a small smile and nodded his head. He didn't want Goku to worry about him so he hid the hurt he felt at losing a friend.

Watching Harry climb onto Firebolt Goku shot a look up at the turtle on his back.

"Gosh are woman like this where you come from?" Goku asked the turtle, he hope not, he didn't want any more girls hurting his Harry feeling. He didn't want to see that look on his face again because Bulma's reluctantly to help.

"No, most have tails." Turtle said.

Draco quickly grabs the 'know all book' from the house and hopped on behind Harry on the Firebolt, there was no way he was going to leave that in her hands. With that they made their way from the house.

Behind them Bulma pulled a face at their back, pissed that they were really leaving her to take a stupid turtle home.

"Sure be that way, I hope you get a back ach you little twerp." Bulma shouted after them waving her fist in the air.

"Grr… what a geek, I don't need his or his friends stupid help away. I can handle anything that comes my way on my own." Bulma said angrily, nodding to herself as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Suddenly there was a roar to her left that shack the ground under her feet. Turning to see what it was she wished she hadn't when she saw a big T-rex stomping about looking for food as well as pterodactyls flying overhead.

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Up ahead, Goku, Harry and Draco were making good distance away from the house. Harry moved his Firebolt to fly beside Goku.

"If you start getting tired Goku let us know and we can take turns carrying mister turtle." Harry said to him. He didn't want Goku to think he had to carry mister Turtle all by himself.

"That ok Harry, this is good training." Goku said smiling at his friend. He knew he was the strongest among them and he didn't want to see Harry getting tired out from carrying mister Turtle.

"How long do you think it will before she follows us?" Draco asked them. He was enjoying the peace and quiet, but knew that would be ending soon.

"What do you mean Draco? Bulma said she would hunt for the balls herself now." Goku asked confusedly. Looking up at his friend wondering what he was going on about. Bulma seemed really stubborn in her choice to stay behind.

"Cos Goku, you have one of those balls and she can't protect herself as we have already seen." Draco explained to him.

"Stop! Stop or I'll run you down! I mean it Goku!" A voice shouts loudly behind them.

"Told you so." Draco stated smugly, he like being right thought for the first time be couldn't help but wish he wasn't.

"We better stop that girl scares me." Turtle said to Goku. He didn't want to get on her bad side that was for sure, she was scary.

"Yeah she can be a bit scary, but its more she is loud." Harry said having Firebolt hover beside Goku.

They all stopped and turned to see her getting closer to them. She came to a shape stop beside Goku.

"Careful you could mess up your hair riding on that thing." Goku said. He was still a little angry at her for caring more about her hair then someone in need of help.

"Knock it off, I decided to forgive you." She said, like Goku was in the wrong. She started her bike again and rode off.

"What's the matter scared?" Goku asked smugly as he ran beside her. He knew why she was with them.

"Me, scared, give me a break. Let's just go find those Dragonballs." Bulma said. Her head tilted upwards to show she wasn't scared. That she hadn't rushed onto her bike and rode after screaming.

"Here we go again." Harry said flying beside them.

"And here was me hoping we've got rid of her." Draco sighed in disappointment. 'So close yet so far.'

Harry just laughed, he was happy they were all together again and as soon as they had helped their new friend back home. They were going to look for more Dragonballs.

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(ME) ok that is another episode of Dragonball, this time I did put in Pilaf and his minions, in the last one I had Harry explain about the balls instead of Mai like in the show but the badies are on the scene now and up to mischief ^^ the next episode is going to be next month as I have other things to work on as well as getting some more rough chapters of NAA done ^^ don't worry I haven't given up on that one, I am still waiting on my beta to get Wifi to send that chapters I gave her back to me. But I will give it another month and if not well we see though I have to laugh as I seem to not be having the best of luck with keeping betas around. Oh well. Please review and let me know what you think and if you even like it.

Bye bye for now ^^