I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! EXCEPT NADIA SHE'S MINE! EVERYTHING ELSE BELONGS TO ITS RESPECTIVE OWNER! -I'm broke even if these people tried to sue me all they would get is a paperclip and some lint- '-_-

I suffer from a lot of writer's block so yeah I might not be popping out new chapters by the dozen. Sometimes I may take awhile. That said, it's going to be eventual shonen ai/yaoi. Pairings will be sasusaku at first(kill me now) and then sasunaru(yay) and there also may (will) be some other horrible things in here too….like rape or something I don't know! If you don't like that I AM SO SORRY! *cries* This may be the only warning I'll put in this story mkay? I don't want to write any more warnings. Ok I'll shut up now…

Chapter 2

The office was brightly lit with three big windows toward the back. The principal's desk was just in front of the windows. Naruto glanced up at his aunt Tsunade. The busty woman sitting at the desk had long blonde hair pulled into pigtails. She was filling out some paperwork for the transfer.

"Hey old hag! Are you going to fill out the paperwork or am I going to be here all day?" the boy questioned.

"I'm almost finished kid so wait." She spat out through her teeth, as one of her eyebrows twitched.

Naruto waited very impatiently for five more minutes. He passed the time by twiddling his thumbs, watching cars drive by or annoying his aunt. He nearly jumped out of his skin when the woman sitting in front of him slammed the papers down on the table.

"Okay Naruto, your locker number is 334 your homeroom teacher is Iruka," she handed him a sheet of paper. "Here's your schedule. Basketball signups are in two weeks if you're interested, and if you ever call me an old hag again I will beat your ass."

"Really? Iruka's my homeroom teacher! Yeah! I'll be able to get away with anything!" Naruto was jumping up and down now.

"Yeah now get out of here. You're giving me a migrane."

Naruto sprinted through the halls. He already had the school memorized from the one tour he had. He shoved his stuff in his locker and sprinted up some stairs and skidded to a halt outside of a classroom with a nameplate on the door that said 'Mr. Umino' He pounded on the door. A tan man with chocolate brown hair in a pony tail opened the door. He had a scar across his face that he had since he was a kid. His dark brown eyes widened considerably as he was tackled by a ball of sunshine.

"IRUKA!" Naruto blubbered, "I thought I wouldn't ever see you again. I missed you so much!"

"Naruto I was at your house last week helping you guys pack up. Now get off of me" The brunette huffed.

"Oh yeah! I forgot about that! Hehehe." Naruto pushed himself off of his uncle.

The two of them turned to face the class, all of whom had the biggest look of confusion on their faces.

"Class," Iruka started his "professional" voice on, "this is the new student. Do you care to introduce yourself."

"Ah, yes. Hello people I'm Naruto Uzumaki!" He had the biggest grin on his face as he said this.

Almost immediately the students started whispering about his appearance, scars, parents and such. This caused his grin to falter a little but it stayed intact. Iruka told him to sit at the table in the back. There were already two students there. One had shaggy chocolate brown hair, and these two upside down triangle tattoos on his face. The other one had black-brown hair pulled into a pony tail that looked similar to iruka's.

"Hey!" Naruto said as he sat down.

"Well hey there kid!" the triangle boy said, "I'm Kiba Inuzuka and the lazy ass over there is Shikamaru Nara. Hey how about at lunch we introduce you to the rest of our group!"

"That's cool." Naruto replied.

"Sounds troublesome." Shikamaru stated.

"Oh who asked you!" Kiba and Naruto shouted, just before a fit of laughter.

"Kiba! Naruto! Will you two shut up!" Iruka yelled from the front of the class.

The teens instantly fell silent. The rest of homeroom didn't take long and soon Naruto found himself wandering from classroom to classroom. Kiba was in most of his classes, so he had at least one friend with him.

Lunch came around and Kiba led Naruto to a table where some kids were sitting. Naruto recognized some of them from his earlier classes.

"Alright Naruto," Kiba announced, "These are the girls. The one with two buns is Tenten. The one with pink hair is Sakura. The one with black hair is Hinata. The blonde with four ponytails is Temari, and the other blonde is Ino."

"Hey guys!" Naruto called out.

"Oh hey! You're the new kid right? Nice to meet you!" Tenten greeted.

"Hey there!" Ino and Sakura said in unison.

"H-h-hello." Hinata whispered. Temari didn't say anything.

Kiba led Naruto over to the other side of the table to where the boys were sitting.

"The one with the weird glasses is Shino. The one eating chips is Chouji. You already met Shikamaru. The red head is Gaara and the brown haired guy next to him is his brother Kankuro, Temari is their sister by the way. The guy with the bowl cut is Lee. The guy with the weird eyes and long hair is Neji, and the guy with duck ass hair is Sasuke, but he's the ice-princess so he probably won't talk to you for awhile." Kiba ended his little speech with a huff.

"Yo." They all said at once.

Naruto sat down and began talking and getting to know everybody. They shared some jokes and soon were laughing like they belonged in the loony bin.

Sasuke, along with Gaara, on the other hand didn't speak at all. They didn't laugh and Their eyes didn't even show any emotion whatsoever. Sasuke was doing something though. He was observing the new kid. He noted that Naruto was loud, and smiled a lot. He also noticed a couple different emotions in the boys bright blue eyes. Fear and pain. This new kid interested him.

"Oi! Oi! Sasuke!" Naruto yelled, "Why don't you speak up! You too Gaara!"

"Why would I waste my time on an idiot like you?" Sasuke muttered.

"I heard that you bastard! I-" He cut himself off. Naruto leaned down to Kiba and whispered something in his ear. Kiba's eyes lit up as he quickly nodded his head and they sprinted into the school.

Ten minutes later, the two loud mouths reappeared. They had very smug grins on their faces. Nobody really noticed though.

Sasuke walked up to his locker. There was a single piece of paper taped on his locker. 'It took the idiots ten minutes to do this? Wow!' The paper only had two words on it. 'It's on.' Sasuke casually opened his locker and let out a yelp as a pile of paper fell out onto him. He was furious. The blonde boy was going to pay for crushing him with paper.

:D:D:D

So how am I doing so far?

Me: I am so proud of myself!

Sasu: and I am finally in the story!

Me: Oh shut up will you?

Gaara: I'll shut him up for you!

Me: thank you Gaara you get a cookie for that!

Gaara: YAY!

Naru: … '-_-