A Day in the Life of the Organization
Ch. 2 Meowganitzation 13
T. J.: Hey readers! I wanna play a game!
F.K.: Shut up, you creepy Saw puppet.
T. J.: That's what happens if you let me watch Saw parodies.
F.K.: Yeah, I know that. Next time though, I'm gonna whack you on the head if you keep saying that.
T. J.: Fine. "I'm really special 'cuz there's only one of me!"
F.K.: Gah, stop singing the Happy Song. It's already bad enough that I had to suffer through you singing I Must Be Emo.
T. J.: Ha, Ha. That was fun. Let's do it again! "I must be emo-"
F.K.: SHUT UP ALREADY! OR NO SEA SALT ICE CREAM!
T. J.: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY, AXEL? WHY!
F.K.: Because I said so. Anyways, let's get back to the topic, shall we?
T. J.: "Look at my smile, I'm so darn happy, other people are jealous of me!"
F.K.: … Okay, on with this-
T. J.: "When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song! It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long! OH, OH, OH-"
F.K.: SHUT UP! Anyways, on with the author's note. This chapter was inspired by our role-play that we just did this morning. Right after Sora woke me saying that the pancakes exploded. Don't ask how, it just did. We saw our black cat, Tonchina, outside the door, and with Roxas's crazy nuttyness, it had inspired this chapter.
T. J.: Anyhoodle, hope you enjoy it so afterwards, maybe I can play a game!
F.K.: Is "anyhoodle" even a word?
T. J.: I don't know. I got it off of some story. The author kept saying "Anyhoodle". It's fun. Try it sometime, Ax.
F.K.: … No. Don't own KH, or else it would probably end up being a disaster. Although we call and own the kitty idea.
T. J.: And Xion would have been thrown to a pack of wild, rabid wolves.
F.K.: Shut up and on with the story already!
"Okay, I got the hairs!" Roxas called out to a seemingly empty lab. The lab remained quiet for a good ten seconds, before the sound of cursing and crashing came from the corner of the lab.
Roxas gasped out loud at Vexen's colorful language. "Vexen, you're not supposed to cuss! I'm telling Xemnas!"
"No, no, wait! Don't tell him! I'll give you more ice cream." Vexen shrieked.
Roxas rolled his eyes. He was never going to the Superior. He only did it to get ice cream.
Vexen's blond head appeared out from behind what Roxas liked to call, "A Scientific Thingy". Vexen stretched out his hand, and Roxas just handed him 13 tubes containing hair from the 14 members. Vexen just stared at Roxas expectantly.
"I also need your hair as well, XIII." He said.
"NO WAY VEXEN! THIS IS MY HAIR!" he yelled at his face. Vexen just started out from behind the machine and yanked out a few strands of Roxas's hair.
"Ow."
Vexen just stared at him. "Oh, do you want a Cura on that?" he said sarcastically.
Roxas just glared at him. "What are you doing anyway?"
"An experiment." He said simply. "Now get out of here, XIII. Before you contaminate everything."
What he didn't realize was that Roxas just got back from his mission in the Pridelands. He slipped some strands of lion hair stuck on his coat into the tubes, wondering how it will turn out.
…
During dinner that night, everyone at the table heard some muffled screams coming from the lab. It vaguely resembles the sounds of someone being attacked by cats. But that's impossible; there are no cats in Castle Oblivion.
Everyone turned in their seats at the sound of the kitchen opening and slamming shut behind Vexen, who is now covered with scratches, claw marks, some drops of his own blood, and multi-colored hair.
"WHY WAS THERE LION HAIR IN THE TEST TUBES?" Vexen yelled out.
"I PUT THEM IN THERE MYSELF!" Roxas beamed. He actually did a pretty good impersonation of GIR.
The door started to open with a small creak. The door opened up to reveal…
A small kitten. With very familiar blue eyes and spiky blond hair.
"IT'S ME! IN CAT FORM!" Roxas yelled out. He ran over to the open doors and scooped up the kitty in his arms.
"I'm gonna call you Roxas!" he said to his new pet. The kitten just mewled in agreement at his new name.
Vexen just stared at him wide eyed. "Well if you like this one, might as well find the other abominations of science you're responsible for creating."
Human Roxas just smiled at Vexen. "Okay! Come on, Demyx! Come on, Axel!"
"Okay!" Demyx beamed.
"Fine." Axel said. "Just as long as I don't get scratched by a kitty."
Human Roxas just ran out of the kitchen with Demyx and Axel following him. All the while, Roxas yelled out "Here kitty, kitty!" in every room he went into.
"Where to start? There's 13 more cats out on the loose, and they could be anywhere by now." Axel stated.
"Well, if the kitties look like their humans, they probably have the same personalities." Roxas replied. "So that means kitty Vexen is down in the labs."
Roxas turned towards Demyx. "You're going down to the labs to find kitty Vexen."
"Aww, why me? Can't you or Axel do it?" Demyx whined.
"Uh, no. It has to be you because… Well, because I said so. Now go." He said as he pushed Demyx towards the direction of the labs.
"Fine." Demyx sighed. "But you have to find my kitty, okay?"
"Okay!" Roxas said. "Axel, go find your kitty."
"Alright. This should be easy, since I already know where I like to go." He said as he headed off toward his own room. He went inside and came out a second later holding a red, fuzzy ball of fur in his arms.
"Found it." He stated simply.
Roxas ran over to pet the Axel kitty. "Aww, it's SO CUTE. Isn't it adorable?"
"Yes, yes, I know that I look adorable in kitty form. Now go find Demyx kitty."
"Oh, that's right!" Roxas said. He sprinted off with his Roxas kitty towards Demyx's room.
He busted through the door and started searching. It was kitty Roxas who found kitty Demyx sleeping on human Demyx's bed. Little kitty Demyx had a small blue sitar strapped on his back, identical to human Demyx's sitar, Peggy.
"Aww, it's SO CUTE. It's even cuter than kitty Axel!"
"I heard that!" human Axel yelled out.
Roxas exchanged glances with his cat. "I think we should leave now, Roxas." Kitty Roxas meowed in agreement. Human Roxas picked up the sleeping Demyx kitty and quickly left the room. He saw human and kitty Axel chasing a Zexion kitty. They kept running back and forth in front of human and kitty Roxas. Both Roxas's shrugged their shoulders and continued kitty hunting.
He found kitty Xion, kitty Luxord, kitty Xaldin, and kitty Xemnas outside with his paws stretched out to Kingdom Hearts, meowing something unintelligible to the heart shaped moon.
Axel finally caught kitty Zexion, kitty Saix, kitty Xigbar, and kitty Lexaeus doing a puzzle in the library.
They put all of the kitties inside Xemnas's room, save for the kitty Roxas, kitty Axel, and kitty Demyx.
"Okay, now all we need to do is find kitty Marluxia, kitty Larxene, and help Demyx with kitty Vexen." Axel said.
"Alright." Roxas agreed. The Nobodies and their kitties went down towards the meat locker of a lab. The found Demyx curled up in a ball in a corner of the room, rocking back and forth while muttering something under his breath.
"Dem-Dems, are you okay?" Roxas cautiously whispered as he tip-toed closer to the traumatized musician. "I found your kitty."
That immediately brightened up Demyx. "KITTY!" he yelled.
Axel put his hands on his hips and shook his head. "Where is kitty Vexen, Demyx? You were supposed to find him, remember? Or did your belief of the Lab Monster scare you?"
Kitty and human Demyx's eyes widened. "But the Lab Monster is somewhere down here. I just know it!"
"For the last time Demyx, there's no such thing as the Lab Monster. It was just a story Vexen made up to keep you out of the labs so you won't mess anything up."
"B-b-but, it's REAL! I even saw it! It looked like a scary, zombie-ish monster hamster that's trying to eat your kitty's tail!" Demyx said with watery, frightened blue eyes, along side with his kitty.
Axel looked at him in confusion, and then looked down at his kitty. There was, in fact, a zombie hamster trying to eat kitty Axel's tail. The kitty just batted the undead hamster away with just one swipe of his paw. The kitty then summoned two chakrams and defeated the creepy abomination of science.
Axel appeared to be thinking for a bit, and then said, "That was Ienzo's hamster, Fluffy. Vexen had risen it up from the grave to conduct experiments that I probably shouldn't tell you if you value your appetites."
There was an awkward moment of silence, which human Roxas broken by saying, "Can we find the other two cats now?"
They soon found kitty Marluxia hanging around human Marluxia's garden, and kitty Larxene in human Larxene's room. Demyx had to spray water over the kitty so it wouldn't electrocute them. Roxas was in charge of putting the kitty into a bag and carrying her. He was scratched multiple times while getting the cat into the bag.
Then Nobodies and their cats went to Xemnas's room, where they found a less than pleased Xemnas. He gave them a lecture about respect of other people's rooms.
Soon they had all the kitties and had to return them to their owners.
"Let's give Xemnas his kitty first! Then we'll go in order. Okay?" suggested Roxas.
His friends nodded.
They ran to Xemnas's room where Roxas yelled, "Xemnas, KITTY!" And he chucked the silvery cat at his Superior's head.
"WHY DID YOU JUST PELT A CAT AT MY HEAD, XIII?" he yelled.
"Oh, because it's your kitty! You should have seen it when we found him. He was screeching something out to Kingdom Hearts, and it was going like this!" Roxas's kitty was doing the same motions kitty Xemnas was doing when they found him.
"Anyways, bye! And have fun with your kitty!" Roxas yelled out behind him as his friends and their cats followed the running Nobody.
"Demyx, find Xigbar, will you?" Roxas said.
"Okay!" the musician replied cheerfully. He ran towards Xigbar's room, and they found him polishing Sharpshooter.
"XIGGY!" Demyx yelled. Xigbar looked up just in time to see Roxas pelt kitty Xigbar at his head.
"Have fun with your kitty!" Roxas yelled as they left in search for Xaldin. They found him in the kitchen trying to cook something that roughly resembles lasagna.
"Xaldin, here's your kitty!" Demyx said as Roxas pelted yet another kitty at Xaldin's head.
"On to Vexen, the human meat locker!" Axel yelled. The two other Nobodies laughed like crazy. They headed down to the sub-zero labs, where Vexen is more than likely throwing a hissy-fit.
"VEXEN! HERE'S YOUR KITTY!" Roxas yelled as threw the cat over to Vexen. They then slammed the door shut in time as Vexen and the kitty started to make killer icicles.
They ran to the library where both Lexaeus and the emo Zexion sat.
"Here's your kitty, Lexy!" Demyx whispered to the Silent Hero as he set the cat in front of Lexaeus. He just stared at cat, who had a puzzle in its mouth, traded puzzles, and said nothing else.
"Okay Zexy, here's your emo kitty!" Roxas whispered at the Cloaked Schemer. He picked up the cat, and tossed it at Zexion's head. Zexion said nothing as he shot a glare at Roxas.
"Okay, time to find puppy!" whispered Axel. They headed out of the library towards the doors that make the entrance and exit of Castle Oblivion. Outside, they could see Saix looking up at Kingdom Hearts.
"What's he staring at?" whispered Roxas to Axel.
"He's a werewolf, duh. He's paying his respects to Kingdom Hearts. It's best not to disturb him, or else you'll get brutally maimed."
Roxas stared at him. "Really? I never knew he was a werewolf. But I'm going to give him his kitty." he began running at the Lunar Diviner.
"No, Roxas, don't! You gotta use Demyx for this!" he yelled.
"Oh. Okay! Hey Demyx! Go over there and say hi to puppy!" Roxas yelled.
Demyx immediately ran over yelling, "PUPPY!"
"This should be good." Whispered Roxas.
"Oh, you'll be surprised by the outcome. Just watch." Axel whispered back.
They saw Saix turn around in surprise, and upon laying eyes on Demyx, he instantly acted like a puppy.
"I guess that's why they call him 'puppy'." Muttered Roxas.
"Yup." Axel replied. "Hey puppy, here's your light blue kitty."
And Roxas threw said cat at the blue haired man. Roxas only saw Saix's surprised expression before running back to the castle with Axel and Demyx right behind him.
"I already have my kitty, and so does Demyx. I guess that means Luxord is next on the kitty list!" Axel said. The trio with their cats went running around Castle Oblivion until they went to the kitchen. Luxord was sitting at the table playing cards with Marluxia.
"Hi Luxy! Hi Mar-Mar!" Roxas said cheerfully.
"Don't call me Mar-Mar." Marluxia spat at Roxas. Roxas just smiled and picked up the pale blond and pink kitties.
"Here's your kitty, Lux!" he said as he tossed the cat at the Gambler of Fate's direction. He then turned to the fairy boy with a wicked grin.
"Time for your kitty, Marly!" he said as he threw the freakishly pink cat at its equally freakishly pink owner's head. The three Nobodies quickly left the kitchen in search of the Savage Nymph.
They found her in her room polishing her knives. The Key of Destiny, The Flurry of Dancing Flames, and the Melodious Nocturne all tried and failed not to visibly cower at Larxene's presence.
"What do you want, losers?" she said in an annoyed tone.
"Uh, um…" Roxas stuttered. Then he quickly picked up the yellow cat and tossed it to her. "HERE'S YOUR KITTY!" Roxas said as he and his friends left the room in a full sprint.
"Okay… now it's time… for… Xion." Demyx panted.
Roxas stared at Demyx in confusion. "You know, where is Xion, anyways? I haven't seen her in a long time."
"Oh, she was just avoiding you the whole time ever since you almost shaved her bald when you were getting the hairs." Axel said matter-of factly.
"Really? I never knew that. Do you even know where she is now?" Roxas said.
"As a matter of fact, I do. She's probably hiding out in her room, playing Tetris on her new computer." he said.
Roxas stared up at Axel with big, watery blue eyes. "She has a computer? You gave her a computer and not me? Why? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!" cried Roxas.
Axel just rolled his eyes and gently burned Roxas. "Will you please stop blubbering like a baby, Roxy? Yes, I did give her a computer, and I didn't give you one, because every time you have one, it always ends up being smashed into bits with your Keyblade."
Demyx loudly cleared his throat in order to be heard. "Um, can we go look for Xion now?"
"Sure. Follow me." Axel said, leading the way towards Xion's room. Surely enough, they found her with her face glued to the screen of the computer, playing Tetris.
"Knock, knock? Nice to see you too, Xion." Roxas said as an answer to her expression. "Nice of you to be avoiding people. Now move. I wanna play Tetris!"
He easily pushed her off the leather seat and sat in it, only lose the game that followed. "CURSE YOU COMPUTER!"
He summoned his Kingdom Key and reduced the computer to shreds of metal and shards of glass lying on the ground.
Demyx handed Xion her kitty. "Here you go, Xion!" Then, with the help of Axel, dragged Roxas away from the remains of her computer.
"And THAT'S why I NEVER buy you a computer, Roxas." Axel said