Hey guys jax-naut2.0 here once again with my new show ask crona!
(crowd cheers)
And with me today is not only my wonderful co-host maka albarn.
Maka: hello everyone.
(crowd cheers)
But also our guest of honor and main focus crona gorgon!
Crona: ummmmm hi.
(crowd goes wild while crona blushes at their praise)
Me: so maka has our lucky guy gotten any questions?
(maka goes over to the computer and starts to check the inbox)
Maka: yes we got about 4 qustions from some fans.
Me: alright crona ready to answer some questions?
Crona: ummm I'l try.
Maka: ok then this question is from bape and he or she rights: I LOVEEE YOU CRONAAA WE WILL BE TOGETHEE 4 EVERRR BABYYYYYYY I LOVEEE YOU…WILL YOU EVER BE MY BAE?
(Crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooh)
Me: ahh crona looks like you have some who loves you hahaha
(crona blushes up a storm and tucks his head into his shirt)
Maka: I thinks it's sweet.
Crona: ummmm thank you but I don't know how to deal with stuff like that but if you want we can be friends?
Me: wow a question from a first time author impressive very impressive indeed maka whats the next question?
This ones from wonderXsilvia and she writes: dear crona do you masterbate and if so to who?
(everyone blushes at this question)
Maka: THE HELL KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!?
Me: it's my kinda question! Well crona do you mastebate?
Crona:….(meekly) yes.
Me: what? Speak up we can't hear you
Crona:(louder) yes
Me: still just a little bit louder.
Crona:(yelling) YES! YES I MASTERBATE! AND I DO IT TO MAKA AND BLAIR!
(Maka blushes and gets a small nose bleed from crona's confession)
Maka: jax! This story is T-rated not M!
Me: hmm good point folks from this point on the story's gonna be M-rated for questions like this one so who's next?
Maka:(who's still blushing) umm this one's from stein's gatelover and he says: crona since maka is my most hated character can you punch her!?
(the crowd gives a large gasp)
Crona: but I don't wanna hurt maka! She's my friend!
Me: and someone you wanna have sex with
Crona: right and someone I wanna have…..(crona stops himself)…..JAX!
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SUCH AN ASS-HOLE!
Maka: yes you are it's ok crona you can punch me.
Crona: really are you sure?
Maka: yeah don't worry I'll be fi..(before maka could finish crona delivers a strong punch to her jaw which in turn sends her flying)
Me: DAMN CRONA YOU SCARY!
(crona starts to blush at the compliment)
You alright maka?
Maka:(clearly in a lot of pain) yeah I'm fine the paint-cans broke my fall.
Me: ok folks since maka is in pain I'll be reading today's final question oh this one's for ragnarok and it's from ragna-lover2234 and she says: hey ragnarok I love you with all my heart I love your large eyes and the way you hit crona please tell me I'm awesome like you.
Me: wow..wierd question
(ragnarok pops out of crona's back)
Ragnarok: FINALLY SOMETHING FOR ME AND IF YOU LIKE THE WAY I HIT CRONA THEN YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS! (ragnarok starts to beat on crona's head) Crona: OW! COME ON! RAGNAROK QUIT IT! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY JAX DO SOMETHING!
(I'm leaning in my chair while playing my 3DS)
Me: wha? Oh right umm that's all the time we have today folks and remember leave a question in the reviews or you can PM me and remember to stay all cha-cha!
AND BREAK THAT WAS CHAPTER 2 OF ASK CRONA AND I HAVE A FEELING THE QUESTIONS ARE GONNA GET CRAZY FROM HERE ON OUT AND DON'T WORRY THE STORY WILL ALWAYS REMAIN T-RATED UNLESS YOU GUYS WANT ME TO CHANGE THE RATING TO M ALTHOUGH SOME QUESTIONS WILL BE M-RATED AND I'LL JUST YOU GUYS KNOW WHEN THEY ARE SO LEAVE SOME QUESTIONS AND REMEMBER EVERY 5 CHAPTER WE'LL GET A SPECIAL GUEST WIETHER IT BE SOMEONE FROM THE ANIME OR SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER ANIME BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A HINT TO THE FIRST GUEST LET'S JUST SAY HE A "COOL" GUY.