Chapter 2
Link: *talking to Saria through Navi* Well, I did use that Ocarina you gave me...but Zelda kinda gave me a better one, so now I'm usin it..ya know? I mean, it'll help me save the world, a little better..*pauses*
Saria: WHAT?!?!??!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!
Link: We are! We are!!!
Saria: I thought we were MORE THAN FRIENDS!!!!
Link: Uhhh, okk...I mean, NO!!! NO WE'RE NOT!!!!
Saria: So you'll use my Ocarina????
Link: I kinda...gave it to Mido...
Saria: MIDO!?!?!?!? I HATE MIDO!!!!!!!!!
Link: That's why I gave it to him, I mean..uhhhh..I didn't know that! How was I supposed to know that??
Saria: THAT'S IT LINK!!! *closes the portal allowing them to talk*
Link: Awww, crap Navi..what do I do now???
Navi: HEY!!! HEY!!!
Link: WHAT NAVI?!?!?!?!?
Navi: Do you feel it? There's an artic wind blowing from Zora's Domain!
Link: SHUT UP NAVI!! *hits the fairy with a book*
*Ganon walks in*
Ganon: Ah, hey Link. How's it goin?
Link: Not so good, Ganon...Saria just hung up on me!
Ganon: Oh, that Sage chick, eh? Well, I SAY GO FOR ZELDA!! She's much more your speed..
*Homestar Runner pops up*
Homestar: I guess I'll never understaaanndd the ladies..
Link and Ganon: O.o
Ganon: DIE YOU MONSTER!!!! *grabs Link's Master Sword and tries to attack Homestar, who disappears*
*Ganon and Link shrug and go back to talking*
Link: For now, I suppose I better ignore it, King Zora is trying to take over the world!
Ganon: O.O FOR REAL???? Man, oh man, what're we gonna do?? *starts shaking* I don't think I've EVER been so scared!!! *grabs Link's shirt sleeve*
Link: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???? *throws Ganon off of him* GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!!
Ganon: Sorry..^-^ *erhem* so, uh, what're we gonna do Link?
Link: I'm not quite sure..let's put our heads together..
*sticks their heads in the middle of the room and smack them together*
Ganon: *rubbing head* sooo uhh, you come up with anything??
Link: No..you?
Ganon: Uh uh.
*Princess Ruto pops up*
Ruto: Link, I thought you were going to marry ME!!!!
Link: O.o Ummm, where'd you come from...? This doesn't concern you!!!
Ganon: Princess RUTO?!?!?!? O.O
Ruto: 'Ello poppet!
Ganon: I thought I froze your place in ice...
*Ruto shrugs*
Link: Anyway, uhhh, Ruto, your dad is like, trying to take over the world..
Ganon: OUR WORLD?!?!?!
Link: YESM!! I mean, errr...YES!!!
*Ruto disappears*
Link and Ganon: O.o
Link: Anyway, umm, so, like, we have a plan???
Ganon: RAID THE CASTLE!!! *charges into a wall*
Link: Ganon....there is no castle...
Ganon: Oh, right..*picks up a book that he knocked onto the floor*
Ganon: Woah, dude, what's this? *blows the dust off* Hmmm..it says "Lord of The Rings." Maybe the lord in here can help us!!
Link: NO!!! GANON!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!
*Ganon opens the book*
*Blast of light shoots Ganon back and knocks him out*
Link: DIE YOU MONSTER!!! *pulls out his sword and prepares to fight*
*Professor Snape climbs slowly out of the book*
Snape: WHAT???? WHERE AM I?!?!?!?! YOU!!! THERE!!! *points to Link* No swords in school! THAT'S A DETENTION!!!
Link: Umm, you're not from Lord of the Rings...
Snape: Of course not!! I'm from Hogwarts Academy for witches and wizards. Is that your school? I suppose I'll have to report you to headmaster THERE THEN!!!!
Link: Dude, I'm like, probably older than you..I've been around since like, the 1980s..
Snape: Oh, a senior citizen..terribly sorry Sire..you must be a knight!! *bows down*
Link: Well, no...I'm Link!
Snape: A link to what? Are you one of those holograms they're inventing in Muggle World? *tries to stick his hand through Link's head, which just smacks Link in the face*
Link: Hey man, can you just like, climb back in that book and we can get on with the story??? Please?!?!
Snape: Not before we duel!! *pulls out his wand*
Link: O.o
Snape: Are you a caveman??? Draw your weapon!!
Link: Riightt, my weapon...*pulls out Biggoron's Sword*
Snape: WHAT KIND OF WAND IS THAT?!?!? Looks like something Potter would own..*shivers* Ooohh, nasty Potter..*Gollum voice* We hates the Potter, we hateses him..
Link: Please, just go back in the book...I'll give you 20 rupees.
Snape: OK!!! ^-^ *takes 20 rupees and cannonballs into the book*
Link: Right...so uhhh, I guess we'll just head to King Zora's temple then..
*Ganon wakes up*
Ganon: Hey, what'd I miss??
Link: The shortest duel in the world..
Ganon: Huh? Ohhh, man, my head!
Link: Here, have a fish!
*Ganon takes the fish and puts it on his head*
Ganon: Uhhh, thanks, I think..
*Happy Mask salesman pops up*
Salesman: How about borrowing the Gerudo Mask? You can attract men of all sorts!
Link: We're LEAVING!! Come on Ganon! *drags Ganon out of the house*
Ganon: WAIT!!! I WANT THE GERUDO MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Link stops and stares at Ganon*
Ganon: What? I always felt I was rather feminine...
Link: Come on!
*Ganon and Link begin walking in circles*
Ganon: Are you gonna call Epona?
*I pop up*
Me: I LOVE THAT LITTLE HORSE!! ITS SO AWESOME!!!
Link, Ganon, and Gollum: O.o
Me: Right, sorry..*disappears*
*Link and Ganon turn to Gollum*
Gollum: The precious is MINE!!! OURS!!!
*Gollum disappears*
Link: Ok, fine, I'll call Epona. But I get to hold the reins this time!
Ganon: NO!!!! ITS MY TURN!!!
Link: NO!!!!
Ganon: IT IS TOO!!!
Link: IS NOT!!!
Ganon: IS TOO!!!
*Marzipan pops up*
Marzipan: Now, now boys. Fighting isn't the a-n-s-w-e-r, is it Carol? *strums guitar* That's right C-a-r-o-l...*walks off playing her guitar*
*Link pulls out Ocarina and plays Epona's Song*
*Epona comes galloping up*
Ganon: Hey girl, how ya doin?
*Epona tries to bite his head off*
Ganon: HELP LINK!!! HORSE SLOBBER!!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!
Link: Come here Epona!! Come here!!
*Epona trots over to Link*
Link: Good girl Epona, good girl..*pats her head and mounts her swiftly*
Ganon: HEYYY!! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!!
Link: You know, if I had a little brother...I think it'd be you...*looks frustrated*
*Ganon jumps up on Epona behind Link*
Link: AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! *pulls out Master Sword and they ride off toward the rising sun*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey yall, I got this chappy done a little late...but that's alright, cuz its here now!! I'm working on the next one, so if you have any ideas, lemme know!!!
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Link: *talking to Saria through Navi* Well, I did use that Ocarina you gave me...but Zelda kinda gave me a better one, so now I'm usin it..ya know? I mean, it'll help me save the world, a little better..*pauses*
Saria: WHAT?!?!??!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!
Link: We are! We are!!!
Saria: I thought we were MORE THAN FRIENDS!!!!
Link: Uhhh, okk...I mean, NO!!! NO WE'RE NOT!!!!
Saria: So you'll use my Ocarina????
Link: I kinda...gave it to Mido...
Saria: MIDO!?!?!?!? I HATE MIDO!!!!!!!!!
Link: That's why I gave it to him, I mean..uhhhh..I didn't know that! How was I supposed to know that??
Saria: THAT'S IT LINK!!! *closes the portal allowing them to talk*
Link: Awww, crap Navi..what do I do now???
Navi: HEY!!! HEY!!!
Link: WHAT NAVI?!?!?!?!?
Navi: Do you feel it? There's an artic wind blowing from Zora's Domain!
Link: SHUT UP NAVI!! *hits the fairy with a book*
*Ganon walks in*
Ganon: Ah, hey Link. How's it goin?
Link: Not so good, Ganon...Saria just hung up on me!
Ganon: Oh, that Sage chick, eh? Well, I SAY GO FOR ZELDA!! She's much more your speed..
*Homestar Runner pops up*
Homestar: I guess I'll never understaaanndd the ladies..
Link and Ganon: O.o
Ganon: DIE YOU MONSTER!!!! *grabs Link's Master Sword and tries to attack Homestar, who disappears*
*Ganon and Link shrug and go back to talking*
Link: For now, I suppose I better ignore it, King Zora is trying to take over the world!
Ganon: O.O FOR REAL???? Man, oh man, what're we gonna do?? *starts shaking* I don't think I've EVER been so scared!!! *grabs Link's shirt sleeve*
Link: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???? *throws Ganon off of him* GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!!
Ganon: Sorry..^-^ *erhem* so, uh, what're we gonna do Link?
Link: I'm not quite sure..let's put our heads together..
*sticks their heads in the middle of the room and smack them together*
Ganon: *rubbing head* sooo uhh, you come up with anything??
Link: No..you?
Ganon: Uh uh.
*Princess Ruto pops up*
Ruto: Link, I thought you were going to marry ME!!!!
Link: O.o Ummm, where'd you come from...? This doesn't concern you!!!
Ganon: Princess RUTO?!?!?!? O.O
Ruto: 'Ello poppet!
Ganon: I thought I froze your place in ice...
*Ruto shrugs*
Link: Anyway, uhhh, Ruto, your dad is like, trying to take over the world..
Ganon: OUR WORLD?!?!?!
Link: YESM!! I mean, errr...YES!!!
*Ruto disappears*
Link and Ganon: O.o
Link: Anyway, umm, so, like, we have a plan???
Ganon: RAID THE CASTLE!!! *charges into a wall*
Link: Ganon....there is no castle...
Ganon: Oh, right..*picks up a book that he knocked onto the floor*
Ganon: Woah, dude, what's this? *blows the dust off* Hmmm..it says "Lord of The Rings." Maybe the lord in here can help us!!
Link: NO!!! GANON!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!
*Ganon opens the book*
*Blast of light shoots Ganon back and knocks him out*
Link: DIE YOU MONSTER!!! *pulls out his sword and prepares to fight*
*Professor Snape climbs slowly out of the book*
Snape: WHAT???? WHERE AM I?!?!?!?! YOU!!! THERE!!! *points to Link* No swords in school! THAT'S A DETENTION!!!
Link: Umm, you're not from Lord of the Rings...
Snape: Of course not!! I'm from Hogwarts Academy for witches and wizards. Is that your school? I suppose I'll have to report you to headmaster THERE THEN!!!!
Link: Dude, I'm like, probably older than you..I've been around since like, the 1980s..
Snape: Oh, a senior citizen..terribly sorry Sire..you must be a knight!! *bows down*
Link: Well, no...I'm Link!
Snape: A link to what? Are you one of those holograms they're inventing in Muggle World? *tries to stick his hand through Link's head, which just smacks Link in the face*
Link: Hey man, can you just like, climb back in that book and we can get on with the story??? Please?!?!
Snape: Not before we duel!! *pulls out his wand*
Link: O.o
Snape: Are you a caveman??? Draw your weapon!!
Link: Riightt, my weapon...*pulls out Biggoron's Sword*
Snape: WHAT KIND OF WAND IS THAT?!?!? Looks like something Potter would own..*shivers* Ooohh, nasty Potter..*Gollum voice* We hates the Potter, we hateses him..
Link: Please, just go back in the book...I'll give you 20 rupees.
Snape: OK!!! ^-^ *takes 20 rupees and cannonballs into the book*
Link: Right...so uhhh, I guess we'll just head to King Zora's temple then..
*Ganon wakes up*
Ganon: Hey, what'd I miss??
Link: The shortest duel in the world..
Ganon: Huh? Ohhh, man, my head!
Link: Here, have a fish!
*Ganon takes the fish and puts it on his head*
Ganon: Uhhh, thanks, I think..
*Happy Mask salesman pops up*
Salesman: How about borrowing the Gerudo Mask? You can attract men of all sorts!
Link: We're LEAVING!! Come on Ganon! *drags Ganon out of the house*
Ganon: WAIT!!! I WANT THE GERUDO MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Link stops and stares at Ganon*
Ganon: What? I always felt I was rather feminine...
Link: Come on!
*Ganon and Link begin walking in circles*
Ganon: Are you gonna call Epona?
*I pop up*
Me: I LOVE THAT LITTLE HORSE!! ITS SO AWESOME!!!
Link, Ganon, and Gollum: O.o
Me: Right, sorry..*disappears*
*Link and Ganon turn to Gollum*
Gollum: The precious is MINE!!! OURS!!!
*Gollum disappears*
Link: Ok, fine, I'll call Epona. But I get to hold the reins this time!
Ganon: NO!!!! ITS MY TURN!!!
Link: NO!!!!
Ganon: IT IS TOO!!!
Link: IS NOT!!!
Ganon: IS TOO!!!
*Marzipan pops up*
Marzipan: Now, now boys. Fighting isn't the a-n-s-w-e-r, is it Carol? *strums guitar* That's right C-a-r-o-l...*walks off playing her guitar*
*Link pulls out Ocarina and plays Epona's Song*
*Epona comes galloping up*
Ganon: Hey girl, how ya doin?
*Epona tries to bite his head off*
Ganon: HELP LINK!!! HORSE SLOBBER!!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!
Link: Come here Epona!! Come here!!
*Epona trots over to Link*
Link: Good girl Epona, good girl..*pats her head and mounts her swiftly*
Ganon: HEYYY!! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!!
Link: You know, if I had a little brother...I think it'd be you...*looks frustrated*
*Ganon jumps up on Epona behind Link*
Link: AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! *pulls out Master Sword and they ride off toward the rising sun*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey yall, I got this chappy done a little late...but that's alright, cuz its here now!! I'm working on the next one, so if you have any ideas, lemme know!!!
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