Shel: *has been thinking for a minute* James, you need contacts

Saby: Where did THAT come from? XD

James: -_-

Shel: I don't know...^^ I was thinking of the Sims I guess, he looks better without glasses

James: I still look good in glasses though ^^

Shel: yeah, but you look better without

Saby: That's not good, saying he would look better a different way....

Shel: why?

Shel: *looks embarrassed now* it's just saying...

James: No, it's not good

James: I look good how I am

Saby: It's just not.....

Shel: *shuts up*

Sirius: *staring into strobe light* Whoa......

Sirius: *continues to stare at strobe light*

James: Erm...Padfoot you might want to stop

Sirius: *looks crosseyed* What?

James: It could damage your eyesight and make you have to get glasses and "Look bad" *glares at Shel*

Saby: *snatches strobe light away really quickly after Prongs' statement*

James: I really look that bad then?

James: Well, maybe I should just go sit in a dark corner until I die then.

Sirius: *giving Prongs "a look"*

Saby: Don't you look at him in that tone of voice! XD

James: XD, yeah really Padfoot! *glances back at Shel*

Shel: *looks like she feels bad because she does, but doesn't say anything*

Sirius: *puts on glasses and starts acting goofy*

James: XD

Sirius: *takes them off*

Shel: sorry James. -_-

James: good

Saby: That's not very nice either.... "Good" how about, it's ok? XP

Shel: yeah really...

Sirius: lol

ames: oh well

Shel: fine. whatever.

Sirius and Saby: *roll their eyes*

Shel: *throws up hands and glares at James* You know what, James? Get off my account. Go to the other room or something... or at least away.

James: Fine! *leaves*

Sirius: Oooh!

James: *and slams the door*

Sirius: Geez we sound like those people who gasp and stuff when someone goes to the office... XD

Saby: Yeah, we do

Shel: XD

Sirius: *doesn't know what to do since things are now kind of serious*

Shel: XD

Sirius: ....you know, Prongs is a hot headed person....

Shel: yes, he is

Shel: but so am I, so oh well

Shel: sucks to be him I guess

Saby: lol

Shel: heheh..

Sirius: *tries to pull open the door* HEY!!! STUPID PRONGS LOCKED US IN HERE!

Shel: XD

Saby: Oh well

Sirius: Alohomora! *door knob explodes and door is still locked*

Saby: O.o

Shel: that can't be good

irius: Argh...he hexed it. XP And I need to use the restroom!!!!!!

Shel: XP that was lovely...lol

Saby: lol

Saby: better find a way out then huh?

Sirius: XP

Sirius: *runs at door, hits it and bounces across the room* Well he made the door rubber too. XP

Shel: XD

Sirius: *tries taking the hinges off but they are magically glued in*

Sirius: Prongs.......

Shel: is smarter than we give him credit for I guess

Sirius: XP

Sirius: Fine. *goes towards the window and finds out there are metal plates covering them*

Sirius: AAHHH!!!!

Shel: XD this is almost funny

Saby: yeah

Saby: XD

Sirius: *goes to the attic hatch* Heh, I can get out! *it's locked too* &@%# IT!!

Saby: Looks like you need a Door in a Jar. XD

Shel: XD

Sirius: XP

Shel: can you not apparate yet?

Sirius: NO!

Shel: I mean, you aren't supposed to but... lots of people learn anyway

Shel: like driving a car, you know

Sirius: We still have to work that out!

Sirius: It's a lot tougher than driving a car

Shel: I figured

Sirius: *transforms a baseball bat into a Jedi Lightsabre* Two can play this game. *melts the door down*

Shel: O.o

Saby: *claps* I hope you're getting another door.

Sirius: Hahaha. XP *looks at lightsabre and transfigures his clothes into Jedi clothes* Might as well *grins*

Saby: XD

Shel: XD

Sirius: hehehe *transfigures Saby's clothes and hair to look like Princess Lea and transfigures Shel's clothes to look like Queen Amidala's*

Sirius: As soon as I find Prongs, he's going to suddenly look like a certain wookie. XD

Saby: Chewy!

XD

Shel: XD

Shel: Chewy is cool though... make him someone different

Sirius: I guess he can be Darth Vader

Shel: XD

Shel: "Luke! I am your father!"

Sirius: since he ends up with Queen Amidala anyways

Sirius: lol

Shel: I wonder if we can get him to actually say that?

Sirius: lol, we can try

Shel: That would make you two James' and my kids? O.o

Sirius: Eww, I can't be Luke. I'll be Han Solo, so I can be with Princess Lea

Saby: *grins*

Shel: Then you need a space blaster thingy... Han isn't a "Force" person

Sirius: yeah, *changes weapon*

Shel: lol... this is funny...

Saby: Yeah

XD

Shel: So, I'm supposed to be like way older than you two?

Shel: Actually I am supposed to be dead. GASP

Sirius: Err, mere technacallity... it doesn't have to be THAT accurate

Shel: XD Alright

Shel: So I don't have to play dead, right?

Sirius: yup

Sirius: Otherwise you would have to be C3PO or something XD

Shel: XP

Shel: lol

Sirius: Ok.. I guess we have to get Darth Vader now... XD

Shel: XD yip...

Saby: i need a weapon though

Saby/Lea: I mean, Lea got a blaster.....

Sirius: yeah *gives her a blaster*

Sirius/Han: Want one Amidala?

Shel/Padme: Yeah

Padme: we aren't going to kill James are we? XD

Han: *makes one* here you go

Han: Nah, they're set to painful but not kill

Han: *runs around the corner outside the room and motions Lea and Padme to follow him* ((hehehehe))

Padme: *follows*

Lea: *follows also*

*takes out locator device* He's in the living room.

Han: Ok, we'll transform him, then we'll battle.

Padme: Sounds good..

Lea: Got it.

*they sneak up on Prongs who is watching ESPN*

Han: *transfigures him into Darth Vader* XD

James: *sounds like Darth Vader and is wearing his suit thingy* What the hell?!

Oh my God, I sound funny

O.o

Lea: XD

Han: FIRE! *shoots at him*

Lea: You'll never get us, neither will your evil Republic, Darth Vader!

Han: You will never get the seperatists, Darth! And I DON'T like being frozen! *shoots at him more*

Darth: O.o OW! Oi!!!

Darth: *pulls out lightsaber* You die Solo!!

Han: *keeps shooting* Never!!! You killed Luke's father!!! XD

Lea: You killed my father!!!

Padme: You killed my son!!! XD

*gets strange looks from Han and Lea*

Padme: Sorry, I am a blonde... what I meant to say was... YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND

Darth: Well, you won't have to miss him much longer

Lea: Oy you dork!!! DIE!!!

Darth: YOU die!!!

Han: No YOU die!!!

Padme: Yeah, Darth, DIE!

Darth: All three of you are gonna die!!!

Not me!

sLea: I'm still angry that YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!

Darth: Lea!........ I am your father!!!

Lea: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Darth: Yes, it's true. Join the dark side and fight with me.

Lea: Never!

Darth: Then you shall die!

Han: You will NOT touch her. *growls and shoots*

Darth: *deflects shots*

Han: Lea! Padme! Cover me while I set my gun to stun!

Lea: *shoots at Darth*

Padme: *blink* Anakin? What happened to you?!?

Han: *sets gun to stun*

Lea: XD

Darth: Anakin is dead...mwahaha

Lea: Yeah, what happened Dad?

Darth: I got OLD!

Han: XD *shoots at Darth* The Dark Side shall NOT prevail!!!

Darth: Yes!! It shall!!!!!!!!!!

Darth: *deflects shots again*

Lea: *sneaks up around Darth and starts shooting*

Darth: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo................!

Han: *stuns Darth*

Darth: oof *passes out*

Han: Yeah! We saved the galaxy!!!!

Padme: Yay

Lea: *kisses Han*

Yay!

Padme: Well... what now? XD

Padme: How long are we gonna leave him knocked out?

Lea: I don't know

Han: We can tie him up and then unstun him....

Padme: Yeah, we can...

Padme: *summons rope*

Han: *ties him to a chair*

Padme: lol... it looks like we're going to interrogate him

Han: lol, yeah

Padme: *gets out wand* Lumos! *shines light on Darth's face even though he's knocked out* *says in mock detective voice* Where were you on the night of the 15th?

XD

Lea: It helps if we unstun him first... XD

Padme: I was pretending...

Han: Ennervate!

Darth: *rubs head* *grumble grumble* What the--?

Lea: Go ahead Padme

XD

Padme: *grabs the nearest chair and sits backward on it* Tell me Darth... WHERE were you on the night of the 15th?

Lea: lol

Darth: I'm here, aren't I? *looks confused*

Han: Don't give us sarcasm, Darth, we don't appreciate it. XD

Darth: I'm tied to a chair in a room with a light shining in my face!

Han: Before that!

Darth: Watching TV

Han: What were you watching?!

Padme: I don't recall asking what you were doing!!!

Darth: *looks really confused* I was watching ESPN

Han: Ah HA! GUILTY!!!

Lea: O.o XD

Padme: he admits it!!!

Darth: I admit to what?!

Lea: MURDERER!!!

Padme: That you did it! You admit you're guilty!!!

Darth: I'm not a murderer! And what am I guilty of?!?!

Han: Killing thousands of seperatists and locking us in a room!

Padme: Exactly!!!

Darth: When did I do this?

Padme: Over the years

Lea: Ever since you turned to the Dark Side

Han: Poor Bounty Hunters. -_-

Darth: Well I remember locking you guys in a room...

Han: Ah HA!!

Darth: *grins* It was me! I did it!!! I admit it!!! It was ALL me!

Lea: As we suspected...

Padme: .....

Han: We have found YOU, Darth Vader, guilty! You will now have to carry out your sentence!

Darth: What exactly am I sentenced to?

Padme: *sigh* Death

Darth: O.o

Han: Oy Death! Get in here!

Joe Black: You called? ((Meet Joe Black XD))

Han: Yeah, can you sentence Darth Vader for us?

Joe Black: Sure. I sentence you to getting me more peanut butter!

Lea: Not again....

Darth: I can't I'm tied to this chair!!

Joe Black: Then you'll have to sit there, forever!!!!

*leaves*

Padme: Mwhahahahaha

Lea: *evil grin*

Darth: Where's my wand, anyway??

Han: Wand? You have a lightsabre, but we took it away.

Padme: You know what could be good?

Lea: Hmm?

Padme: *goes and gets peanut butter but keeps it*

Lea: XD

Padme: If we do this...*sets it just out of Darth's reach*

Lea: LOL

Han: Muahahhaahahahaah!!!

Darth: You people are evil!

Padme: -We- aren't the one's who've killed people and locked up our best friends now are we?

Darth: I don't know what you do with your free time!!

Han: Where's Chewy? *looks around* Could use him right about now.....

Lea: O.o We do LOTS with our free time!

Padme: Lots of things that don't involve killing people..

Lea: Or locking them up. XP

Padme: Well, technically we locked him up *points to Darth*

Lea: true...

Darth: Ah ha!!

Lea: but he desearves it

Padme: also true

Chewy: *walks in*

Han: CHEWY!! Where have you been?

Chewy: *starts talking in wookie language*

Han: Ok, well we need you come here.... See him? That's Darth Vader.

Darth: O.o

Han: Hey Darth! Wookies don't like the Dark Side. *evil grin*

Chewy: *walks over to Darth*

Darth: O.O!

Chewy: *takes off Darth's helmet*

Lea: AHH!!! GASP

Padme: XP

Han: CHEWY STOP!!!! It's hideous!!!

Darth: HEY!!!

Padme: Honestly...XP

Chewy: *shoves helmet back on backwards and leaves*

Darth: *mumbles something that is blocked by the helmet not facing the right way*

Lea: .......

Padme: *kicks him* Shut up, Darth

Han: Three, two, one... ok, forever is officially over XP

Lea: good, he was getting boring

Padme: Yeah...

Han: *takes off the binds and transforms everyone back into normal*

James: What was that all for?!

Saby: Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Shel: It was for you being a git is what it was for...but yes, it was fun while it lasted

Sirius: Long story, short.... I used a lightsabre to get out of the room and decided to make this into Star Wars to get you back. XD Yeah, it was fun

James: Oh...I see. XD