Life of the 4th Wall Breakers #2

Rainbow Dash gets them lost.

One Monday morning Deadpool, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Wolverine were walking to Camp Skull Creek.

However they were getting exhausted.

"Ugh! I am tired of flying!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Well isn't that strange!" laughed Deadpool.

"Yeah! Aren't you the fastest?" asked Wolverine.

"Heh! Shut up, you two!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Don't back talk to me you blue lout!" yelled Wolverine.

"I am not a blue lout, you dick!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"You want me to go the extra mile? You shit out skittles and eat them!" yelled Wolverine.

"You chop off your own dick while going to the bathroom!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Guys for crying out loud let's not fight! What are we Goku and Superman fanboys!?" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"Fine!" said Wolverine.

"I'm outta here!, there's a cart and I'll meet you at the camp!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Get back here, I wanna ride the cart too!" yelled Deadpool.

"Ugh I'm surrounded by idiots!" said Wolverine.

"Ah don't say that, beats walking right?" asked Pinkie.

"I guess so" said Wolverine.

"It says you have to be 3 inches to enter this ri-, ah screw it!" laughed Deadpool as he slashed the sign with his katana.

"Get in Wade!" said Wolverine.

"Coming Logan!" yelled Deadpool.

Then Rainbow Dash started the cart.

"Make it go! Make it go!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

Then the cart accelerated going through loops like a Sonic game.

(Background Music: Windy Hill Zone Act 1)

"Whoo! Put your hands in the air guys it's so much fun this way!" laughed Deadpool.

"Hey! This ride makes my voice sound silly!" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"Ugh..." said Wolverine.

"Stop! Stop! Get out of our mine!" screamed a Dwarf.

"Rainbow what did you go and do!?" yelled Wolverine.

"I didn't know this was path to a mine!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"We'll just have to settle this in smash! Literally!" yelled Pinkie Pie as she punched the dwarfs that homing attacked her.

"Yeah! To quote Ryan Reynolds senpai! MAXIMUM EFFORT!" yelled Deadpool as he slashed the dwarves.

"And don't you ever fuck with us again jerks!" yelled Wolverine.

"Run fellow dwarves run!" yelled one dwarf.

The Dwarfs scurried away from the cart and then the group continued their path and eventually they got out and exited a cave.

(Background Music ends)

"Huh! That cave strangely looks like a skull!" said Pinkie Pie.

"Looks like we are here!" said Deadpool.

"I have a bad feeling were are getting watched, I can smell them up ahead!" said Wolverine.

(Background Music: Theme of the Deadly Six)

"Well well! Look what the cat dragged in!" laughed The Joker.

"It's Deathstroke rip off, Angry Short Midget and two lame characters no one cares about!" laughed Harley Quinn.

"What do you dumbasses want?" asked Deadpool.

"Our leader has promise a high bounty for your deaths!" said The Joker.

"That reward is as good as ours puddin!" yelled Harley Quinn.

"Right you are poo!" yelled The Joker.

"You can't win! Your easily out numbered you clods!" yelled Deadpool.

"Let's rush them!" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"Let's go bubs!" yelled Wolverine.

"Looks like we're going to have to settle this the hard way!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"You four won't stand a chance!" yelled Harley Quinn.

"Damn straight! You're just chickens! Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!" roared The Joker.

Deadpool stabs The Joker's foot with a katana and Pinkie Pie punches him in the face. While Rainbow Dash got a stormcloud and got it to rain on Harley Quinn and Wolverine stabbed Harley in the stomach.

"Ow! You fucks were lucky this time!" yelled Harley as she escaped crawling.

"Ow! You may have beaten us! But they are more Deadpool!" yelled The Joker as he fainted.

(Background music ends)

"Shouldn't we go after them?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Nah! They're going to pass out from blood loss missy" said Wolverine.

"Okay who wants Smores!" yelled Deadpool.

"I do!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Hell yeah!" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"I might as well, I'm starving" said Wolverine.

After that battle Deadpool, Wolverine, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash decided to chillax eating smores but little did they know their food is attracting something or someone...

Stay tuned!

"Yeah this story was getting kinda boring at the end anyways and also in the next episode we will have another Marvel character joining us and it's not Spiderman!, so toodles readers!" yelled Deadpool.

The End.