A/N: This one came from (of all things) the kid's program Olivia (which is about a pig family, in case you were wondering) that I was watching whilst babysitting. Licking toast, however, is something my uncle used to do. Hope you like!
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Jackie watched the interplay between her children at the breakfast table with mild amusement: Jimmy was in the processing of grossing out his sisters by licking his piece of toast on both sides.
"Jimmy, that is disgusting," Nerys announced, wrinkling her nose.
"I know you are, said you are but what am I?" Jimmy replied in a sing-song voice as he began to put a mixture of different spreads on his toast; further disgusting his siblings.
The three girls watched Jimmy in silence for a few moments before Katrina piped up, "Mummy, are you sure Jimmy is a part of this family?" she asked, never taking her eyes from her brother.
Jackie smothered her smile, "Quite sure."
Katrina shook her head, "Are you sure? Because sometimes he acts like he's from another planet," she replied.
At that Jackie did smile, her smile broadened as Nerys got the last word in the conversation: "Boys are just different, Katie, they mature later than we do," she said matter-of-factly.
The girls all looked at him in disgust for a few moments longer before, in unison, getting up and leaving Jimmy alone at the table.
Jimmy looked unconcerned as he helped himself to some more toast.