Hey guys! So recently the fighter force pack came out for DOA5LR and obviously I bought the entire pack! #Yolo! Anywho I came up with a secret twist to this story! They were ...
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Dead Or Alive™ and its characters are all by Team Ninja® I am not getting paid to do this! (but I did enter a costume for Ayane and Phase 4 in the designers challenge this year!) so Please don't sue me!
~Sherry™®
Drama in room 212C... Urgh! Seriously?! All people do is mess around!
"Kasumi!" I heard from behind which sounded like...
"Hitomi! Guys!" I exclaimed as I saw Hitomi , Hayate , Momiji , Ryu & Phase 4
"Why are you alone?" asked Ryu who was , unusually , not holding hands or talking with Phase 4
"because you guys lagged behind" i said nonchalantly
"hmph" was all Ryu said before walking passed me
'I'll talk to you about this later' I maimed to Phase 4 who maimed an 'urgh...fine' back to me
this was too weird for me to ignore...
~After registration~
"So class!" said Miss Hamilton , Lisa Hamilton's aunt , as she clapped her hands to get everyone's attention "You will all be working in groups of six so grab your group and start on the script of Hansel and Gretel page 2!"
I was about to ask "why page 2?" until a sultry french voice asked it
"BECAUSE I SAID SO 'LADY' HELENA! NOW GET ; TO ; WORK!" she screamed and Helena just sat (they're all sat on the carpet by the way #PrimarySchool-_-) there shocked at what just happened , we all were! Did Miss Hamilton just turn from snob to upright bitch? God she needs anger management! I think most people were thinking the same as me but Helena looked like she just shat herself so I secretly took out my phone and took a picture of her.
'Ha! Payback bitch!' I thought victoriously , this is the day I'll be mean , just like everyone else has been to me!
"So class!" said Miss Hamilton raising her voice "who made Hansel and Gretel...Ah Kasumi?"
"Shakesphere?" I asked second guessing while hearing comments like , nerd and all that while Phase 4 glared at them with Hitomi and Momiji
"Good! Well we got that out of the way , so you know how they used to speak in those days so... You have to follow the script exactly as it says!"
"Hmph that'll be 'soooo' easy" murmured Phase 4 boredly but the troll heard her
"What? Do you have something you want to say Phase 4?" asked Miss Hamilton
Phase 4 sighed "I said , it won't be easy , if we don't want each other to look like complete idiots." she said boredly , she hates drama , well the lecturing parts.
"Phase 4! 10 behaviour points!" screamed the troll most people hate
"Whoop-de-doo thank you!" she said boredly... again!
"shall we make that 20?" the troll asked
"sure go ahead see if I care" she mumbled still bored as ever
"Okay then 25 behaviour points" she said
'What!? 25? She just said 20! What a bitch!'
'it's okay...I don't care anyway' said Phase 4 through that Ninja technique that allows you to speak to each other through minds , I can't remember what you call it...
'why? It'll get reported to Mr Donovan!' I mind-yelled
'To be honest I don't care...' she mind-replied boredly
'Okay. Well now we have the opportunity , what's up with you and Hayabusa?' I mind-asked
'Well... we kind of-' Phase 4 started
"Kasumi! Phase 4!stop mind chit-chatting and listen!" screamed the troll of Hamilton demons
'I'll tell you at home' she mind-said and left it at that.
After a long boring lecture we actually got to work it was me , Momiji , Ryu , Hitomi , Hayate and Phase 4 started talking while acting and we actually got told off once or twice but it was still funny.
"So..." started Hitomi "Who will be Hansel and who will be Gretel?"
"Not me!" me , Phase 4 , Momiji and Ryu shouted
"I think that you and Hayate should do it Tomi" I said in a-matter-of-factly voice
"Well Hayate?" asked Hitomi
"W-wait!" started Hayate "I-i'm gonna play the l-lead role? With you!?"
"Hey! what's so bad about playing the lead role with me being Gretel!?" Hitomi started raising her voice
"Well no offence but I think your acting is worse than you playing the guitar" said Hayate while he closed his eyes smirking
"HAYATE! YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU CAN'T SING , DANCE , COOK OR WORK! AND YOU HAVE THE WORST ACTING TALENT EVER! WORSE THAN MINE!" yelled Hitomi causing the entire class to watch
"So you admit that you hardly have acting talent?" he said snidily while leaning in near her face , I can't believe it... Hayate's finally winning
"YEAH! SURE! BUT IT ISN'T AS BAD AS YOURS!" she screamed
"Oh really?" said Hayate
"YEAH! YOURS IS AS BAD AS A BABY TRYING TO WIPE IT'S OWN ASS!" she screamed. Hitomi , the winner of overcoming any disadvantage
Hayate gasped "AT LEAST MINE DOESN'T INCLUDE PUTTIN' A BABIES BIB ON MY HEAD , SWINGING IT ROUND SINGING 'I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH'! IS IT HITOMI?!" he started yelling
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! MINE ISN'T AS BAD AS GOING ON EBAY UK AND ORDERING PAMPERS FOR MYSELF NOW , IS IT HAYATE!?" She yelled even louder
"DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD HITOMI?!" Screamed a now raging Hayate , this isn't funny anymore
as Hitomi and Hayate were seriously arguing me and the others were talking
"We have to stop them , it's getting out of hand..." I said
"yeah it's not funny anymore" said Phase 4 sadly
"Hmmm...Let's go." said Hayabusa dragging me "You get Hitomi , I'll get Hayate okay?" Ryu said smoothly , he only ever talked like that to Phase 4
"haii" I replied
after we counted down , Ryu and I got our assailants and put them in an arm lock
"Now Kasumi... LEMME GO! I WANNA BEAT HIM TO A PULP!" Hitomi screamed , Ayane would call this Hitomi's 'German mode'. Ayane says that her 'German mode' is activated when she gets really angry at someone and starts threatening them with voilence , a major personality swap I'd call it.
"No!" I screamed "You love each other don't you?!"
they stopped looked at each other and then laughed "No. Not at this moment in time!" they both responded
me and the rest looked dumbfound and they somehow got out of our hold and tackled each other to the ground and started... kissing?
"Ahaha! Excellent performance Hitomi and Hayate!" screamed the troll in delight nearly blowing my ear-no , my entire head off! The Hayomi couple got off the floor and bowed.
"Wait!" screamed everyone else
"This was an act?!" I screamed
"What the hell..." murmured Phase 4
"That was... unexpected" said Ryu
"Ummm what just happened?"questioned Momiji
"Urgh! I'll tell you! Hayate and Hitomi pretended to get mad at each other so they could provide an undecent amount of amuesment , dumbasses!" said a grumpy voice which sounded like Ayane , which it was. "Well here Miss , This is from miss Ass-Slut!" finished Ayane throwing the troll some paper and Miss Ass-Slut is ummm... Miss UgandWhorr (pronounced UganVorr) , head of beauty treatment , aesthetics and the body art dept. A.k.a the teacher Ayane hates and thinks is a pedophile.
"Thank you , Ayane you may return to your exams." said Miss Hamilton
"Urgh! Thank god!" started Ayane "I swear most teachers are lazy shits." she said in a low tone as she left.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Well , that's the bell! That was an interesting lesson... I suppose.
"Okay class! Get your things and get to your next lesson! Quickly! Chop Chop!" she screeched , once again in my ear. Please god help me refrain from slapping her!
'Who even still uses , Chop Chop , anymore anyway?'
Okay! I was kind of lazy this chapter but basically rereflecting me? Of course! Well Phase 4 reflected me , I loved drama but I hated it when they were like "uhhn! Do dis meow , Do dat Moo! bleh bleh bleh" so boring anyway,
Did you crack the code? if you did , I'll give you a virtual Kasumi , Ayane , Phase 4 ,Hitomi , Leifang , Momiji and Honoka cookie!
G'bye!
And until next time ,
Stay strong ; Stay Bootyful ; Stay you and be happy!
~Sherry~