It perhaps doesn't matter wether it was human or freak… the fact of the matter was, Alucard just liked shooting things. Right now, he Seras, and Pip were on an assignment within an abandoned castle shooting ghouls to nothing but dust. With his infamous psychotic smirk, the No-Life King continued to shoot, while Seras whimpered in her corner allowing her master to let off some steam. Pip continued to shoot giving Alucard support… like he needed it! The target was a vampire on the higher floor, so they continued their descent with Seras tagging along behind, shooting ghouls who got past her master and the French 'Captain Pervert' – which she liked to call him – missed on their way. She finally mustered up the courage to give support.
They finally arrived at the tower, where this so-called vampire was hiding himself. Apparently, after a lifetime of dieting on animal blood, this vampire suddenly went rogue and killed his human girlfriend feeding her dry, then killing her when she became one of the undead, for she was still a virgin. He also killed the rest of his vampiric family… a pack of so-called 'vegetarians'. Alucard praised this guy for killing off such vampiric filth, not worthy of being called vampires, but killing him would be just as much fun. Pip kicked open the door, where he, Alucard, and Seras saw a rather handsome teenage boy, his eyes blood red as he stared at them with a murderous look.
"So you're one of those freak vampires who sparkle in the sun?" Alucard wondered. "You're not worthy of being called a vampire; you're an embarrassing mutation to our kind!" Alucard aimed his gun at the rogue vampire. "Now do me a favour and die, you miserable freak!"
The vampire attacked, however he was met with a case of Alucard's silver bullets, not to mention the silver bullets from Pip's gun and Seras' Harkonnen shells. The poor vampire was ripped to sheds, turning into dust before hitting the floor.
"Sparking vampires…" Alucard scoffed. "What rubbish! And because he didn't submit to his instincts he was also as weak as a vampire could get… even weaker than the Police Girl. Now wonder he went rogue"
"Hey…" Seras popped up.
"Well, that's le mission completed," Pip said. "That was quicker than I expected. Now we can all go get pissed at le mansion."
Later…"Well done, men," Integra said. "You eliminated the vampire with zero human fatalities, along with hardly any damage to the castle. I'm rather amazed… considering all the silver bullets you were able to accumulate…"
"It was a freak," Alucard replied. "I mean… a compete utter freak. For a freak vampire… he was a freak. I needed to make a statement, that I will not tolerate such an insult to my kind."
"Alright Alucard! You have made your point. You are all dismissed for the night."
With that Seras and Pip left Integra's office to grab a post-slaughter drink… only Alucard and Integra remained. Integra knew what was coming, and so braced herself for Alucard's nightly attempt for 'a snuggle' from his master. No point telling him that she had work to do, for that never worked. She just sat back in her seat and began to think nothing of it, beginning to write out a report of tonight's freak hunt. Alucard slowly strolled towards her desk and slid his white-gloved finger across her desk, before creeping it up to Integra's shoulders, making her quiver with chills as he did so.
"Alucard…" Integra began. "If you must, would you rub my shoulders?" With that he began to massage her shoulders. She actually quite enjoyed being rubbed by the strong hands of her five hundred year old servant; she found that he was quite well-behaved when she asked him to do that, since it was a way of submitting to his annoying nightly advancements. "I have found that I work more efficiently when you do this… not to mention that I get my work done in time…"
"I'm glad to hear it, master," he replied. "The earlier you finish, the earlier we have a that nightly drink we have together… like we always have ever since you were old enough to drink. Even though I rather, enjoy it… I still don't understand why you have made it quite the important nightly ritual…"
Integra smiled. "You seem more like a man, when we have a one on one drink together… I rather enjoy the talks we have… that is really when I enjoy having you around. It is really the only peace you give me, other than when you're on a mission."
"What can I say Integra… I love screwing with you… like an older brother who teases his little sister."
"Well put analogy, Alucard. Now keep rubbing."
Pip, and his men created a ruckus downstairs in the large mansion bar, laughing, talking loudly, and slowly getting drunk as they played pool and a game of darts… some even sat around a table playing poker. Seras just chuckled lightly, constantly sipping her medicinal packet of blood as she sat at the bar, while Walter worked behind it serving drink after drink for the Wild Geese. If they don't slow down, they'll destroy Integra's bar at this rate… Seras already knew that men could become rather rowdy, especially military men… however the Wild Geese took rowdiness to a whole new level. It was a surprise that Integra hasn't come down to tell them to shut up yet. She continued to wait, looking up at the stars… waiting for party pooper Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Helsing to shut the celebration down.
"I don't think Integra will come down," Walter said to Seras, as he wiped down the bar. "Not with Alucard calming her down."
"Is he still with her?" Seras sweetly asked. "I did notice that he didn't come down with us… but knowing how isolated master is, I just thought that he would have went back to his chambers…"
"No… not around this time." Seras looked up at the clock… ten thirty. "Ever since Integra was old enough the drink, she has invited Alucard up to her office to have a glass of wine with her. She actually found the experience quite enlightening… considering what he used to be when she was younger…"
"What was he like?"
"Well…"