Rule 1-7
1. I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO STAND ON THE TABLE DURIN A WORLD MEETING TO STRIP AND SING
2. EVEN IF SCOTLAND JOIN ME
IF FRANCE PUTS MONEY DOWN MY CROTCH
4. GERMANY WILL LECTURE ME
5. FOR THE GAZILIONTH TIME
6. AND I HATE HIS LECTURES.
7. THEIR BORING AS HELL
"Hey! I'm the hero I can put off my debt as long as I want to China!" America and China were fighting again and everyone was getting bored. They've been at it half the meeting. I know what I have to do. "Gilbird, vhistle vhile I vork it." I whispered to the half asleep canary in my hair. The bird flew out and I waited till I heard is signature "pyou pyou." I hopped on the great oak table. The music started. I began to dance. "A few drinks at the house gotta get that much going." Jacket sleeves at my elbows. "Cause I can't afford the club drinks that there poling. Valets 20 bucks so I'll find me a meter, its five block away but the parking is cheaper." Jacket off, shirt unbuttoned. At this point Scotland jumped on. "I walk strait up to the bouncer got the flyer in my hand said I didn't bring the ladies but I brought my favorite friends. He doesn't say a word he just points us to the back, like he thinks we'll wait in line, no no we ain't havin that!" He sang. Both of our shirts are off and France has shoved several bills down my underwear (I heard a loud thump and France scream "sac re bleu!" So England must've smacked him for that.) "Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody I knows. I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows, I WHISTLE WHILE I WORK IT! I WHISTLE WHILE I WORK IT! I WHISTLE WHILE I-" Both me and Scotland have our pants off, he has no underwear and I have my white Gilbird boxers.
"ZAT IS ENOUGH" West screeches and the music stops. "Aw come on Vest! No von has seen mein awesome five meters yet!" I whined as he dragged me off the table and to the hall so he could lecture me again, and where I would nod like I'm actually listening...again.