The sun rises on the sidewalk near the beach of Playa del Toro, as a taxi pulls up on the side of the street, and the driver turned his head back to face his passengers.

"Aight y'all, this is as far as I can take you from the airport, 'specially with the measly cents you two can afford to pay."

"Uh, huh huh, okay," said one of the passengers. "Come on out Beavis, this is where we get off."

"Oh, hm hm, all right then," said the other passenger. "Let's see what there is, hm hm"

The passengers of the taxi, Beavis and Butthead, got out of the taxi and on to the sidewalk.

"You boys take care now," said the taxi driver, "and remember you two have my number for when you need a ride to the airport. You'd better ask for me, since I really need this job." The driver drove off.

"Uhhh, bye driver. Uh huh huh." Said Butthead

"Yeah, uh, bye mister, umm, scary black man. Mm hm hm" said Beavis. Beavis and Butthead then got their backpacks, and turned out facing towards the beach.

"Whoa, check it out Beavis," said Butthead. "This place is teaming with chicks! Uh huh huh."

"Wow dude! Mm hm hm" Butthead was right. Along the boardwalk were female pedestrians with excessive cleavage and small bikinis. Beavis and Butthead stood there, seeing what they only had heard about in stories and in their wildest fantasies. They stood there, laughing to themselves as the most appealing women they had ever seen walked in every direction. Three hours later, they were still standing where they got out of the taxi, and had not moved one bit.

"Hey Butthead, I was just thinking. There are so many girls out here, so with all these beautiful girls, it should be easy for us to score!"

"Whoa dude! Uh huh huh. That would be cool!" Butthead then turned back to look at the women walking down the beach. "Uhhhhh, excuse me miss," he said facing a bikini clad woman who was just passing him.

"Yeah?" The woman said, with a quizzical look on her face.

"Uhhhh, do you score?"

"What do you mean," she said, holding up two bags. "Pot or coke?"

"Actually, we're looking to have sex. Uh huh huh"

"YOU FREAK!" The woman then slapped Butthead across the face with pot bag. "You need to ask me out for a first date, and THEN we would have sex!" she then slapped Butthead across the face with the cocaine bag, and then stormed off.

"Uhhhh, that did not go as planned. I thought we would just have sex. Uh huh huh."

"Ummm, you're doing it wrong," said Beavis. "Let me try." Beavis then turned his head to face a woman right next to him. "Hey baby, you wanna hang out? Mm hm hm."

"Sure," she said in a voice that made it very clear she was not a woman.

"Whoa, sorry, I thought you were a chick. Butthead, This place is freaky. Let's just go somewhere else" The two walked along the dock bordering the beach

Elsewhere on the dock, we see Mondo and Woodie walking on the sidewalk near the beach with their surfboards in hand.

"So Mondo, you told me yesterday that you went out with Jeena last night. How was it?"

"We watched a movie at my house. But it was so annoying when my mom was taking a really long shower. It made me lose focus on Jeena knowing that in the same house as us my mom was completely naked washing herself. Can you imagine anything more unsettling as that? Woodie? Woodie?"

"Huh? Oh sorry. Very distracting," after which he said " very hot," under his breath.

"How did you manage staying excited before I moved here Woodie? I've been living here a year already, and it's starting to get dull already. I mean sure, the views are lovely, everyone has character, and the babes are smoking hot, but we need something newer in our lives."

"I hear you man. You know what we need? We need someone else to join our circle of friends, maybe more than one person. People we can introduce to the exciting life of Playa del Toro to make it look as exciting to them as it was when we first saw it."

"But where can we find people like that? You don't just randomly bump into people like that." Mondo and Woodie continued walking for a while, looking at the people around them. "How long have we been looking?

"Ten seconds."

"See? People like that are hard to find." Right after Mondo had said that, Beavis and Butthead came around the corner.

"Uh, huh huh." Said Butthead. "Hey, you guys know where we can get something to eat?"

"Yeah, is there like a Burger World or a 7 eleven or something?" said Beavis. "We had a long plane ride, and then we spent the past three hours looking at chicks. We're not from around here, and we're very hungry. Mm hm hm."

"Wait," said Mondo, "you guys aren't from around here? How old are you"

"Uhhhhh, fifteen" said Butthead. Mondo and Woodie looked at Beavis and Butthead, then looked at each other, and smiled.

Mondo and Woodie took Beavis and Butthead to Tiki Tako, since all four of them were very hungry.

"So, what brings you guys here?" said Mondo.

"Well," said Butthead, "Our teacher Mr. Van Dreisen sent us here to Lawndale for our fall break, to see our old friend Daria. Uh huh huh"

"Yeah," said Beavis, "Daria left our school, like, a long time ago. Hm hm hm. She's no fun."

"Diarrhea, cha cha cha! Diarrhea, cha cha cha! Diarrhea, cha cha cha!" said Beavis and Butthead. Mondo and Woodie looked at each other, confused, and then turned attention to Beavis and Butthead.

"Um, guys?" said Woodie "this isn't Lawndale. This is playa del toro."

"Really? Uh huh huh. That makes sense, cause like all the girls here are really hot, and Daria's not! Uh huh huh."

"Yeah, Daria would be all like 'this place is boring! I am boring!' Yeah, and everyone has like really, like, big eyes, you know? Probably from all the drugs. We got slapped by this woman earlier who thought we wanted to smoke, but we didn't. Probably shoulda smoked, you know? Mm hm hm"

Butthead then reached into his pocket, and took out his cell phone. "Hello? Hey Mr. Van Driesen. No, we accidentally went to playa del toro in California. Must have taken the wrong plane. What? Uhh, can we stay here? Really? Uhh, okay, uh huh huh." Butthead closed his phone and turned to Mondo and Woodie. "Van Driesen said we need to leave in like three days to go to Lawndale. He sounded pissed"

"Really? Cause, you know, I'm kinda pissed too right now, you know, 'cause there's a beautiful beach, with beautiful women, and we have to leave in three days!"

"Well, look on the bright side," said Mondo, " You can make the most of those days with us as we show you around. Why don't we have a slumber party at my house, just the four of us?"

"Great idea bro! I love going to your house!" Woodie said, but the whole reason he wanted to go was to see Mondo's mom, Babs. As it turned out, Babs had just come out to serve a nearby table. On her way back inside, she happened across Mondo and Woodie, as well as their new friends.

"Hello munchkins!" Babs said. Mondo smiled politely, while Woodie tried to control his sexual desire. The same could be said for Beavis and Butthead, who it turns out can't hide their aroused facial expressions very well. "Who are your new friends?"

"Uh, huh huh, I'm Butthead, and this is Beavis. Uh huh huh. Uh huh huh."

"Mm hm hm!"

"Yeah, they're here for a few days on fall break," said Mondo. "They also don't have a place to stay, and we were talking with them about staying the night with me and Woodie at our house. Can they mom?"

"Well, okay. As long as they don't try to take too many pictures of me while I sleep, like all those other guys. Five is plenty, but five hundred is just pushing the envelope." Babs then went off to wait other tables.

"This is gonna rule!" said Beavis. "We get to go to a surfing town, and stay in a house with a hot mom! This has never happened to us!"

"What about your mom? Uh huh huh?"

"Shut up, Butthead!" Mondo and Woodie looked at each other.
"I don't think these guys are that bright," said Woodie.

"Don't they know we're right here?" said Mondo. "We can hear everything they're saying.

"All in all, they're still cool guys. We should show them around town!" Woodie turned to Beavis and Butthead. "C'mon guys, we gotta show you the cool things this town has to offer!" They got up from their table, and walked down the sidewalk.

"You two guys must have a lot of fun here," Beavis said. "There's all kinds of hot chicks, cool guys, and, umm, hot chicks! Mmm hm hm."

"Yeap," said Woodie, "Playa del Toro is a place made for all people, especially the boardwalk. There's all kinds of unique groups of people here, like street performers," pointed to two guys acting like robots in front of a crowd of people, "hippie drum circles," he pointed to a group of hippies playing their drums in a circle, "and righteous dudes in vans," as he pointed to Lonnie smoking from his pipe as he sat in his van.

"'Sup guys," Lonnie said to the four as they walked by.

"Uh huh huh, that guy's cool," said Butthead.

"This place hardly changes," Mondo said happily.

"Hey, uhhhh, Woodie? You forgot to mention motorcycle gangs," Butthead said.

"Motorcycle gangs?" Woodie said. He looked down the street, and saw Turk, Chester, and Casa riding their motorcycles in their direction, stopping right in front of them. They got of their motorcycles.

"'Sup, queer-moes!" he and his friends laughed.

"Hey Turk," said Mondo.

"How's it hanging?" said Woodie. Both Mondo and Woodie had grown very bored with Turk by now.

"Oh, and look! I see you found some other losers to bum around with! What are your names?"

"Uh, huh huh, I'm Butthead, and he's Beavis. Uh huh huh. We're new in town"

"New in town, huh? Well, I guess that makes you two honorary queer-moes! Look, punks! You'd better stay away from me, Turk, or I'll pummel you dweebs into the sand!"

"Mm hm hm, hey Butthead! His name is Turk! That kinda rhymes with 'turd.'"

"Uhhhh, oh yeah, uh huh huh! Turk the turd!"

Mondo and Woodie looked like they were watching an execution.

"Dude," said Woodie to Mondo, "those guys really aren't bright at all!"

"I can't watch!" said Mondo as he covered his eyes. Turk grabbed Beavis and Butthead by the necks of their shirts.

"What did you guys call me!?" said Turk.

"Uh, a turd," said Butthead. "Turk the turd. Uh huh huh."

"Yeah, mm hm hm. A Turk the turd burgalar! Mm hm hm!"

Turk was now furious with his victims. "That's it! You're gonna suffer the fate of John Carter in the box office!" Turk threw Beavis and Butthead over the railing that separated the sidewalk from the beach, and Beavis and Butthead landed headfirst in the sand. "By crashing! Ha ha ha!" Turk and his gang rode off on their motor cycles. Mondo and Woodie ran down the steps to the beach.

"Dudes!" shouted Woodie.

"Are you guys okay?" Mondo shouted as he and Woodie dug them out of the sand. "What were you thinking!?" With their heads still buried in the sand, Butthead and Beavis were heard mumbling something that was muffled by the sand. When Woodie and Mondo got their friends out of the sand, the could see that they were actually laughing from what they had said to Turk.

"Uh huh huh. A turd"

"Yeah, mm hm hm, a turd burglar."