Chapter 2
Bella
So I get to the Cullen's house and who comes bounding out of the front door with a drink for me but Emmett Cullen. Well me being me I drunk it didn't I. BIG mistake. He thought that most humans drink alcohol, not just on its own but a load of different ones mixed together. As soon as I took a sip, Edward (my knight in shining armour) came bounding out screaming "no Bella don't drink it". Well it was slightly late for that one! I was already extremely drunk and walking into things. When I say things I won't exactly say what.
Emmett
O-M-G that was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life! I knew exactly what I was doing when I gave Bella that drink of whisky, vodka and gin, but I told her I thought it was what humans drank. O-M-G so funny. Well, seeing as the drink had high amounts of alcohol in it Bella got extremely drunk. She started running around singing "I am a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a funny yummy, funny yummy gum-, OW THE TREE HIT ME". And by tree she meant me. So funny. Obviously Edward didn't find it funny, he is always out protecting Bella. Wait she has just come round.
She's running upstairs. NO NOT MY TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION. "BELLA YOU GET YOUR HUMAN ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW. I'M COMING MR SNUGGLES, DON'T LET HER HURT YOU……………….."