Okay NOW the story starts…..

NewbornCullen has just logged in.

ThoughtRaider has just logged in.

TheAccident has just logged in.

ShoppingQueen has just logged in.

GrizzlyMan has just logged in.

NewbornCullen: Hey everyone.

ThoughtRaider: Good morning baby.

TheAccident: Who was the baby to? Me or Mommy? And hi mommy.

ThoughtRaider: Both of you. And I see I don't get a hello but your mother does.;-)

GrizzlyMan: Edward you are so mean to my perfect little niece.

ShoppingQueen: Oh shut up Em she knows he was just messing with her.

GrizzlyMan: Oh I know. And he knows I am just messing with him

NewbornCullen: Nessie why is your name TheAccident?????

TheAccident: Because I was an accident….

ThoughtRaider: No you weren't! Where did you hear that?!?!

TheAccident: Jacob

NewbornCullen: I am going to kill him!!!!

TheAccident: No mommy! Don't!

ThoughtRaider: I will help! And Nessie that's what he gets for lying.

MoodSwingDude has just logged in.

MoodSwingDude: Whoa! Why is everybody so angry?!?!?!

ShoppingQueen: The idiot dog said that Nessie was an accident!

MoodSwingDude: How dare he?!?!

ShoppingQueen: I know!

ImprintedOnTheEnemy has just logged in.

NewbornCullen: *Growls* You!

ThoughtRaider: I am going to kill you Jacob Black!

ShoppingQueen: I'm on Edward's team!

MoodSwingDude: As am I!

GrizzlyMan: How dare you say something like that to Nessie!?!?!

ImprintedOnTheEnemy: What did I do????

TheAccident: Jake you better run!

ImprintedOnTheEnemy: Why?!?!

NewbornCullen: Look at Nessie's name you lying, good for nothing mutt!

ImprintedOnTheEnemy: So….

ThoughtRaider: I swear to all that is holy that you are a dead man Black!

ImprintedOnTheEnemy: Oooohhhh, now I get it…. Nessie you said you wouldn't tell anyone I told you the truth!!!

GrizzlyMan: That's not the truth!!!

MoodSwingDude: Of course not!

NewbornCullen: Well….

ShoppingQueen: What?!?! Ewwww! That's nasty!

ThoughtRaider: Your fault you looked in to the future to see what I was going to say…

GrizzlyMan: Why do I have a feeling I don't want to know what you are talking about…

NewbornCullen: Edward! How could you even think of telling them about how you were a giant horn dog on our honeymoon!?!?!

TheAccident: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I AM YOUR CHILD!!!! EWWWW! YOU ARE MY PARENTS! EWWWW!

I know it was short but I need to know what you think so I know I am not wasting my time… I will continue if I get 5 reviews. I don't care if they are from the same person!