DGM THE MUSICAL
Komui's changed the script of the original show~ And Kanda's not gonna be too happy about it. Lavi's having a field day though.
THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER.
I don't own. If I did, High School Musical would be played out like how my fic is going to be :DD With actually cute gay bishies, supplied by DGM Pte. Ltd, running amok.
Sheesh. Haven't you heard of a prologue? (Ref. Act 1, Scene 0) I can't have Kanda suddenly shaking his hips and cozying up to Gabriella, aka Allen, without a reason that doesn't involve tramatic memory loss or something right? :DD
Anyways, in a bid to explain my attempt at writing this, I suddenly thought that Komui would probably do something like this anyway ^^" He gives off those vibes. But I adore his craziness all the same.
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"Ahem. Now, as all of you know, we are here to re-enact a truly wonderous and awe-inspiring work of literature." Komui announced, happily bouncing about with sparkles and flowers floating all around him. A basketball flew into his face.
"KANDA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Komui screeched in indignation, as he pathetically attempted to get his darling Leenalee to give him a hand to pull himself up with. However, Leenalee seemed to be preoccupied with.. Something else... Leaving the crazed madman (in Kanda's opinion anyway,) to pull himself up, tears pouring down from his eyes like a waterfall at how he percieved that Leenalee was ignoring him.
"Che. Playing basketball. What else?" Kanda smirked.
Still crying like a broken tap, Komui screeched for the second time in thirty seconds. "YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!"
A second basketball flew into his face. "Oops." Kanda drawled. "I guess my aim still needs some work, hmm?"
Grinning evilly now, Komui sauntered over to where Kanda was standing and whispered into his ear, "You know, I heard that Lavi's quite good at playing basketball... I'm sure he wouldn't mind giving you some one to one help...." And suddenly, Kanda's aim became perfect.
"Okay people, places!!" The self-appointed director (he even has a director's chair now!) squealed. "Now, Scene One! Kanda, over there! Allen, get ready to come on stage! And..... Action!"
Yu Kanda coughed. He looked at the script. He spoke. Then, his jaw dropped. Allen was walking, or rather tripping over himself as he entered the stage, in a silken blue dress and high heels. Somewhere backstage, a certain bookman with an eyepatch was lying on the floor, having passed out from a fierce nosebleed.
Komui had to prompt the shocked lead actor into singing, the only way he knew how. "SING! SING YOUR HEART OUT IN HONOR OF THE BEAUTY OF THIS WONDEROUS SONG--" This time, it wasn't a basketball that landed in his face. It was a pink and blue cup of coffee, with an image of Yoshi on it. (A/N: Hmm. To be frank, I had no idea who Yoshi was until MitarashiiDango told me ^^" So, I had to put it in somehow.)
Waterfall gushing out from his eyes again at the percieved betrayal of his precious sister (because we all know that Leenalee is the only one to touch the sacred coffee cup), Komui sunk to the floor in a haze of despair, poking the index fingers of his hands together in an attempt to appear pitiful and innocent.
Having no choice, (he really didn't want to hear Komui screech further,) Kanda sang.
"Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance"
Allen's jaw dropped open. 'OhMyGod how is this possible?? Kanda's singing, and I'm enjoying it?!' raced through his mind, temporarily displacing his mental image of Kanda as a very large and very edible candycane. (You can't blame the poor boy. He and food share a love hate relationship. In this case, he loves candycanes, but the actual real candycane, Kanda, hates him.)
Suddenly, Komui interjected, tears of happiness in his eyes, "Fabulous, Kanda-kun! Move closer to your one true love! Now, Allen!"
Scowling even more, (if that was possible) Kanda took a stiff step forward, close enough to hear Allen whisper, "Keep scowling like that and you'll have that expression on your face forever." Then, the feminine teenager pondered slightly, interjecting with an all-too-innocent smile on his face, "Wait. I'm sorry. Your face is probably stuck like that permanently. "
Smirking, and in order to pervent Kanda rebutting any further, Allen opened his mouth to sing. And it was in that very instant that Kanda swore that this was some twisted and sick joke. Allen... Sounded... Beautiful.
"I never believed in
What I couldn't see
I never opened my heart
To all the possibilities"
Kanda shook his head violently, trying to erase whatever thoughts he had had just now. He was not in awe of the idiotic Moyashi's voice. It was probably something in his soba. Maybe Komui had made Jerry put a new type of drug into the food. He wouldn't put it past the sneaky, convinning, evil Supervisor to try something like that out. And no, he was not prejudiced because of the clothes. Or the overtly cheesy lyrics... Okay. Maybe the lyrics.
Opening his mouth to sing reluctantly again, Kanda pointedly ignored the fact that Komui was shouting at him something along the lines of "SHAKE YOUR ASS! DANCE LIKE THE TRUE GOD TROY IS!! NOT LIKE THE ROBOT YOU'RE EMULATING RIGHT NOW!!!", clenching his fist on the microphone in a bid to calm himself down and not throw something at the idiotic man. There would be plenty of time later during the basketball practice scene.
"I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
And right here tonight
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you ..oh
And now ... looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new"
It was probably at this point that Kanda fell over in horror. Allen was trying to launch her--himself at him. He vaguely remembered something from the script, along the lines that he was supposed to catch her--him in a loving bridal embrace. Pondering what would happen if he accidentally missed, Kanda risked a glimpse at Komui, only to hear an evil whisper from Allen, who had a painfully fake grin etched on his face in an attempt to act as if he was actually Gabriella, and that he thought that Kanda, aka Troy, was the most awesome, hot and bishounen-like god he had even seen.
"If you try to drop me, I'll make sure that Lavi knows about that night in Edo and what Master made you do." Evil Allen had clearly surfaced. Kanda cursed again, for the forty-ninth time since the song had started. Why the hell was he being forced into doing such things? He had always been a good, respectable exorcist who clearly kept to the rules and had commited few, if no sins. (Threatening finders to the extent where they wet their pants wasn't counted as a sin in Kanda's little black book.) Lavi should be the one receiving all this bad karma, damnit.
Having no other choice, Kanda stretched out his arms, and Allen did a leap into them like a very awkward swan. Sadly to say, Allen's accuracy was slightly off, due to those torture devices called high heels that he was forced to wear. So, to Kanda and Allen's shock and horror, Allen's lips mashed in a very ungainly manner against.... Kanda's nose. (A/N: HAHA~ Were you expecting lips? :X That's too cliche ^^")
Needless to say, Komui refused to let the song cut short. "SING!!! Allen! Detach your mouth from Kanda's nose this instant!" He hollered, pretending that no, he was not extremely amused at the sight of Allen kissing Kanda's nose.
Very awkwardly, and pretending that none of that had happened, the two exorcists continued singing, the only hint as to what had just taken place was the furiously red tinge on both of their faces. And of course, the incriminating photos from Lavi's camera, which the red-head had snapped in glee. Little would both Kanda and Allen know, this was just the prelude to what would happen later...
"Now who'd of ever thought that
We'd both be here tonight
And the world looks so much brighter
With you by my side
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
I know it for real"
"...Moyashi. Get your bloody heel out of my groin." Kanda hissed.
"This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new"
"Stop digging into my shoulders with your hand and I'll stop stepping on your... Parts." Allen whispered back fiercely.
"I never knew that it could happen
Till it happened to me
I didn't know it before
But now it's easy to see"
"Deal. Now move it. I want all parts of me, as you say, to be intact and in one piece." Kanda muttered.
"It's a start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart"
"Owww. Kanda! Can't you adjust yourself more gently?" Allen hissed. Rolling his eyes, Kanda shifted his burden higher, until Allen's face was right in front of his own. Smirking, he replied, "Better?"
"That it's the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you"
Allen's face right in his own, Kanda couldn't really see clearly, and Allen refused to be lowered now that he had something stable, aka Kanda's shoulders to grasp on. Therefore, our dear swordsman was twisting and turning his head in an attempt to watch where he was moving while 'dancing like a robot', as Komui put it.
Then, he tripped over something. And both Kanda and Allen went crashing to the floor, eyes wide open and faces just inches away from each other. Breathily, they continued singing the last verse despite their mortification. (Komui's evil punishments have this kind of controlling effect on you.)
"And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
Start of something new"
Finally, the song was finished. Breathing a sigh of relief, Kanda pushed himself up from the floor and turned around to glare at whatever had tripped him over. It was a leg, clad in black leather. And that leg belonged to a certain slyly (A/N: Yes, according to merriam-webster, slyly is a word) grinning usagi, who scuttled off with an "Eeep!" as Kanda stalked angrily towards him. Once Mugen was back in his posession, Kanda decided, Lavi would be hobbling around with his eye patch and one wooden leg.
Backstage, Lavi was chortling over the pictures that he had snapped. The first few were of Allen's wide-eyed surprise as he ended up in Kanda'a arms, kissing his nose. Then, the images of Kanda singing as he carried Allen. And finally, the last three pictures were of Kanda and Allen, noses almost touching, with their mouths open slightly and a small blush painting both cheeks. Leenalee was going to kill to get her hands on these pictures.
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:D :D Oh wow, Yullen gets so much more reviews that Yuvi, I feel almost sad ^^"
Woah. 1000++ words and I wasn't even trying this time :O Anyways, I deserve a cookie, don't you think? :3
Spelling errors ect, inform me and I'll edit okay? ^^" Since I'm using Wordpad to type and all~ I might blur-ly miss out some mistakes.