leriko: You, woman, better stop doing this to me. WHO'S THE DAMN WOMAN? kjahdflkjafg.

Oo; Ehhh?

... Oh, c'mon leriko; use your imagination. XP

Name a girl (in the canon) who has a real reason to associate with mafia... and speak Italian?


Disclaimer: Seconds of my life have passed while I'm typing this and I still don't own KHR.

Warning: Uhh... Sappy mafia guys?


Code of Silence

Classified File 002: Soaked

By: Satirical Juxtapose

Written: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:55:06 PM


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BEGIN TRANSMISSION OF CLASSIFIED ARCHIVE FILE 002

The sggaristas standing guard at the doors exchanged incredulous looks: one of the highest- ranked capos had just run out, into the rain and without an umbrella. It appeared that he was chasing after the car so one of them radioed its driver to slow down.

Once he caught up, he frantically knocked on one of the backseat windows.

It rolled down and he gave her back her cell phone in a plastic case. Typed out on its screen was: 'Col me l8r plz?'

When he returned to the house, he found his subordinates waiting with towels and grinning knowingly.

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Author's Notes: LOL XD The capo's a dork.

Yay for sappy subordinates!

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