Well alright, here we go, chapter 2...PLEASE REVIEW!
Jake, Niko, Rose, and Fu Dog were stacking boxes in the back room. Fu actually agreed with Grandpa's plan to guard the egg.
"The old man's right kid. If the Huntsclan were to get their greedy mitts on that egg, who knows what they'll do with it? They'll have every magical secret at their fingertips, including weaknesses, yours, mine, everyone's." Fu explained. "We'd be screwed"
"Actually they have been trying to get that Chan Egg for years, at least for as long as I was there." Rose added
"Yeah, and them using someone crafty like the Joker will only make matters worse." Fu said
"Okay, but how do I defeat the Joker?" Jake asked Fu
"Sorry kid, I'm fresh out of Batman Potion." he joked
"Da, and, Clown Prince is not alone." Niko added "Sources tell me, The Huntsclan have recruited many of Gotham City's Rogues." Niko grimaced
"Great, more crazy people, just what I need." Jake groaned
"I heard the Huntsclan also called in Two-Face, Catwoman, and Mr. Freeze to get the egg." Fu added
"I can handle Freeze, a little fire will warm that sucka' up, Catwoman just needs a little 'taming' if you catch my drift" Rose glared... "But Two-Face, nah; he worries me." Jake explained
"Harvey Dent."
"Say what Niko?"
"Oh, sorry; I mean Two-Face is really Harvey Dent, he was once District Attorney in Gotham City, a terrible accident involving explosive chemical reaction, scarred his body literally in half."
"Doesn't explain why he's evil." Rose shrugged
"Dent...is interesting man. He was bullied as kid, repressed his anger-so bad at one point, his bad side arose and he beat the piss out of one kid, put him in hospital. His alter ego was known as-"
"Big Bad Harv." Fu said finishing the sentence.
"And what of Catwoman?"
"Selina Kyle is just rich cat burglar...who really likes cats for some reason." Nick pondered
"And everyone knows the tragic sad story of Victor Fries, blah blah blah; change the damn record." Fu added
"Anyway, what say we ditch inventory and go check out on the egg, which need I remind you is under the tightest security at the museum of natural history." Jake said
"Joker has gotten through tighter security than that." Nick interjected
"Ugh, lets go." Jake groaned
"What baby, you don't wanna stay and do inventory?" Rose asked
"That involves work babe, now; we just gotta get passed Grandpa." Jake peered out into the showroom "What time is it?"
"12:30." Rose looked at her watch "Why?"
"Eh, the old man always watches Three's Company at this time everyday, never fails." Fu added with a sigh.
"So all we gotta do is sneak passed him?" Rose asked
"Yup..."
They slowly managed to sneak passed Grandpa laughing at the terrible jokes. Somehow managing to make their way out of the store.
"Well, we managed to pull that out of asses." Niko said with his dry wit
"Alright, remember; anything goes, this place could be crawling with people who would appreciate us not having possession of that egg, capiche?" Fu asked
"Right Fu, lets hit it-DRAGON UP!"
"Dragunov Up!" Niko and Jake went Dragon, and the team flew to the museum.
The Chan Egg was not a popular attraction to say the least, yet it did have good internal security at it's exhibit post...Secretly courtesy of the Dragon council.
"Well, nothing seems amiss." Rose said relieved
"Thank God...but...hmm" Jake pondered
"What's the matter kid?" Fu asked
"I dunno I feel like something bad is about to happen...ya know it just has that, kinda...eerie feel ya know what I'm sayin?"
"Aw come on Jake, what is this, some crappy movie-[explosion]!" An explosion rocked the museum floor.
"Aw-cough-cough-cough-what hell!" Niko yelled
"Ha! Told you! Suck it!" Jake yelled.
Anyway, they heard the familiar grumbling of Two-Face and his small gang enter the floor.
"Where is it boss?"
"Should be in this room, and so help me if it's broken!" Two-Face yelled drawing two Gloc semis from his jacket.
"Dent!" Niko yelled
"Aw sh*t, did the Clown send you?" he asked
"Nah, were our own contract!" Jake yelped
"Aw, first they call Joker, then Kyle, then Fries, now me, Christ this- Huntsclan really wants this f*cking Egg!" Harvey slapped his forehead "Look, I'm sure they promised to you a lot as well, say we both give em the egg, split the profits and call it square, 50/50? What d'ya say?"
"Yer not even gonna flip for it boss?" One henchman promptly asked
"No need. I ain't wastin' anymore time in this city. So, we gotta deal or what?"
"Sorry weird Face-"
"TWO-FACE!" He shouted interrupting Jake
"Whatever, were not interested, were protecting this egg!"
"Ugh, of course, magical protectors, look; I don't know what those Hunts-Weirdos wanna do with that Egg, and quite frankly, I don't care, but there is no way-NO WAY I'm letting-"
"DRAGON UP!" the two went dragon. While Rose and Fu got in fighting stances. This even put emotion on Two-Faces...faces.
"No...you're...the American Dragon!"
"The one and only."
"Uh, Russian dragon, here too!" Nick added
"They warned me about you...said they'd pay extra for your pelt...though you are kids after all..." Dent got his coin ready "Perhaps today is your lucky day-[plink]" the coin finally landed, Harvey flipped it...right side up. He frowned "Son of a bitch." he said under his breath "No matter, you may have your lives today, but I still want this e-"
"Hi-YEAH!"
"oof!" Rose had had enough, she kicked Two-Face right in the gut.
"Boss!"
"Ergh, I didn't make any deals for you sweetheart, waste her!" Dent yelled
"No way Freak-Face! ERRRHG!" He blasted Dent through the wall, and the two landed in the prehistoric exhibit.
"Jake!" Rose yelled
"Keep on them, I'll take care of Mr. Dent here!" He yelled kind of confidently. Two-Face sneered, then stood up.
"Give it up Dragon, between me, The Joker, Catwoman, Mr. Freeze, and the entire Huntsclan, you ain't gotta prayer!"
"Ha, please...like I'm afraid of a psychotic clown, a thieving broad, a miserable frozen scientist, and the organization I beat day after day! Me and Niko out there destroyed the old Huntsman! Yeah sorry, that is a major spoiler alert from "A Dark Rose" WORKING ON IT "And I am certainly not afraid, of a screwed up-half destroyed-2 obsessed-groggy sounding-former District Attorney, so you Harvey Dent, are the one who ain't gotta prayer!"
"That's Two-Face!" Harvey Dent is dead to me...Well, half dead that is. So you can eat my dust!"
Two-Face lunged at Jake, only to be punched away into a dinosaur exhibit, which toppled all over him "Aw, you miserable little-huh...[rumble-rubble-crash]-Aw, shi-[craaaaaaaash]"
"Ha! Suck it Double-Chump!" Jake ran back inside the other room, to see everyone else kick ass "Ah, an easy win, music to my ears."
"Yeah, and so no one else has any bright ideas-ugh-[crash]" Niko elbowed the display case, sounding the alarm, grabbing the egg. "I'll go with Fu back to Grandpa's, so we can stash it, you two...I dunno, be anywhere but here, peace!" Niko grabbed Fu and the two flew away with the egg
"Peace kid!"
"What just happened?" Rose asked
"Who cares, run!" the two dashed out of the museum as fast as they could...unfortunately, so did Two-Face. Who saw the couple escape the museum
"Whoever you are...you can't run forever." He said, Harvey walked away, flipping his coin.
Jake and Rose dashed well around the block away from the police dashing into the museum.
"Whew, close one." Jake sighed
"Yeah, right." they embraced in a hug, when they realized they were in front of a florist. "I almost forgot, I have a rare plant to pick up for my mom, I'll see ya later Jake."
"K, bye babe, see ya tonight, we got work to do."
"Yeah I know." a quick kiss, and they parted ways...for now. Jake unaware he was being watched
"Well...this is the American dragon...hmm...this could be interesting..." came Catwoman's voice off in the distance.
Meanwhile Rose exited the florist with a rare, tropical Peruvian Geranium.
"Ah, I know mom is gonna love this." Rose walked down the ally way, which was a quick route home.
"Ahem." Rose gasped to see a greenish skinned woman with long red hair jump out in front of her.
"No way!" the blonde yelled
"Way, and that plant...is mine!"
"If you want it...you're gonna have to take it!" Rose yelled getting in a stance.
Ah suspense...Don't I just suck? PLEASE REVIEW!