Runescape Speak UP!

by ZezzienStories

This is a story of how Zezzien got from being some bum on the streets begging for GP, to a big warrior with everything a normal guy in his mid 20's desires.

2. Chapter 1: Sign Up for Speak Up!

Runescape: Speak UP!

I was walking around with my buddy Alex when I noticed a poster on Falador's Wall, It said "Hey no good retard! Wanna be strong and have babes and booze fo' FREE?! Come on down to the Speak Up Challenged hosted by Duke of Lumbridge and the King of Varrock, King Hatold or Hairy or Harry or... WHATEVER! Be there or die BITCH! (Hosted in 1 Week... BITCH!) So I told Alex I'm sooo gonna win that and Alex looked at the like I just shit myself. (I did NOT shit myself reader! Trust ME!) Underneath the sheet was some list with the peoples names of who will be attending so I signed my name on it, Alex just looked at me with that same Shit Face and walked off. I jumped up like at the end of movies and said "I WILL HAVE THE POWER!" Then some guy passing said "He-Man Referance LOL!" and I was like Dafuq is Heman?