(A/N: So I got 2 reviews. More than I expected on the first chapter. Now I am typing as much as I can so I can get chapter 2 out!)
It has been over four hours.
I been sitting here dealing with these two idiots for, far too long.
Yes they are the main characters. Yes they are now part of a team I have to join.
But, annoying is not enough to describe them both.
With Sakura hitting on me, proceeding with me denying her, then Naruto offering to go out with her, then with her shouting at him. Silence. Then repeat.
Some people could think of this as cute.
But, I am not among those people
Was this why Sasuke left the village? Because I am thinking about skipping town as well.
I didn't even stop to think with making more plans for the future as it was hard to focus with these two.
"Naruto! What are you doing?"
Naruto was on a chair and reaching up to the top of the door to lodge an eraser between the door and door frame.
"Personally, if that was for our new sensei, I'd wrap that up in paper bombs." I muttered..
"What was that Sasuke-kun?"
"Hm."
I was pretty relieved when I heard Kakashi's footsteps.
I smirked as I watched it fall on his head, white chalk proofing out and covering him in white flakes.
"Hm...you know my first impression of you three is…. you are all idiots." Kakashi said.
Coming from the guy who let an eraser fall on him. Could have been covered in poison powder or an explosive.
But knowing Kakashi he would have known.
"Meet me on the roof." said Kakashi walking out.
I have to say I am impress. Kakashi wasn't doing any flashy, ninja, bullshit, magic.
He just seems so unimpressive. Which is pretty smart.
He wants us to underestimate him during the Bell Test.
"So I want you three to introduce yourselves." said Kakashi.
"Umm… like how?" asked Sakura.
"My guess is he wants general info such as name, hobbies, and goals." I said.
Might as well as speed this up.
"Exactly. We can start with you first." said Kakashi.
Well here goes nothing.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. Don't really have any likes nor dislikes to bother mentioning. My goal is to kill a certain man." I said, doing all I can to keep a poker face as well as a monotone voice even if I felt like an idiot making this quote, even if it is true.
Technically I don't want to kill a certain man but, a few different people, a plant, and somebody's eyes.. But, the last two parts would make people question my questionable sanity.
But, I am in a world with giant animals made of energy and magic eyes.
"Alright next is pinky." said Kakashi.
How did this squealing mess become the student of Tsunade again? Probably her connections to Naruto. I call favoritism.
"And I dislike…. Naruto." finished Sakura.
"What!?"
Naruto's reaction was actually much funnier to see in person.
"Now for the orange one." said Kakashi.
Here comes cliche the shounen protagonist.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen and…"
Obsessed with food.
"I dislike Sasuke-teme!"
Has a dark brooding riv- wait he never said this. Didn't he say something about ramen originally?
"And my dream is to become the Hokage! So that-"
And of course the impossible seeming dream that everyone knows he is going to get. Because he is the protagonist.
"Well, my name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes and dislikes are like Sasuke said, nothing to really mention. My dreams are none of your business and I have many hobbies." said Kakashi.
Like reading porn?
Actually does he even read it? He never seems to make progress with that book unless he is just reading that one scene, but that would get boring.
"..there is a 66 percent chance you will fail. Only 33 percent of your class will pass." said Kakashi.
"So we are likely to fail." I said.
"That is right." said Kakashi.
"Does this apply to each of us or does it apply as a team?" I asked.
Kakashi went silent at that. No doubt he noticed I am 'figuring out' the next test's answer.
"So what are we doing tomorrow!? Missions?" asked Naruto excitedly, trying to change the subject to something he cared about.
I really can't wait for Naruto to meet Haku. This really gets him to care about others than make himself seem more 'badass'.
"No. We are going to do a survival exercise." said Kakashi.
"But, sensei! We already did survival exercises in the Academy!" said Sakura.
"You have but, not one like this one. You will have to survive against me." said Kakashi.
"Aren't you a Jounin?" I pointed out.
"Yes I am." said Kakashi.
"And you want us to beat you?" I asked.
"Isn't that what I said?"
No. He said to survive him.
"Well none of us can beat you alone." I said, giving slight emphasis on that last word.
His eye slightly twitched. Was he pissed? Was he happy? Or amused?
That mask is doing a real good job hiding his expressions.
"Well you have until tomorrow at 5 to come up with a way to win. Also don't eat breakfast unless you enjoy throwing up. See you at Training Ground 7!" and with that note, Kakashi jumped off the building.
"Hey Sakura-chan! Want to go get something to eat now that we are on the same team?" asked Naruto.
"No." said Sakura.
"Hey Sasuke-kun! Want to go get something to eat now that we are on the same team?" asked Sakura.
"No." I replied.
I trudged in silence to the training ground.
I didn't enjoy my sleep. As I was sleeping all night I got memories that no doubt belong to Sasuke, and kept waking up with a headache.
A few of those memories involved seeing a teenage boy cutting threw people that look a lot like they would be named Fugaku and Mikoto.
I know I should have eaten breakfast. But for all I know Kakashi would have made me thrown up still to make the test's punishment stay valid.
I was being quite careful with the small bag I had.
Why? Because of all the paper bombs in it. And if I so much as nudge it wrong it can go off. I think. They may just go off with contact with chakra and I could be overthinking things, but it is a bomb and I will treat it as such!
I spotted Naruto and Sakura, both looking sleepy and heading to the training ground as well.
No one really said anything for an hour or two but, I think that was because we all kept winking in and out of consciousness.
When we were all fully awake the same cycle from yesterday began.
"So umm Sasuke-kun… do you think we can-"
"No." I interrupted.
"I was just asking if you'd like to go and eat at-"
"I doubt the place is going to change my answer." I replied. At least I am giving her more words the original Sasuke ever did.
Oh god, she probably thinks that she is making progress now that I think about it.
"You can go with me to Ichiraku's Sakura-chan!" said Naruto.
"No!" said Sakura.
God I can't stand this.
"YOU'RE LATE!" shouted Sakura and Naruto in unison.
I only scowled. I'd shout with them but, like that was going to help with anything.
"Sorry. A black cat crossed my path and I had to take the long way around." said Kakashi.
"For 6 hours?" I snapped.
"Well the road of life is easy to get lost on." said Kakashi.
"Now then, now that you are all here it is time I give you the test." said Kakashi.
"Test?! What test?!" said Naruto. No doubt with his grades he isn't that much a big of a fan of tests.
"Yep. All you have to do is get one of these bells from me."said Kakashi holding up two small bells.
"Wait! Kakashi-sensei there are only two bells!" said Sakura
"I know. Whoever doesn't get a bell will be tied up to the log right here and go without lunch and be sent back to the Academy." said Kakashi as he put a small alarm clock on the log he was talking about.
"What!? But, then what was the point of the Genin Exam!?" asked Naruto as all our stomachs growled at the mention of lunch.
"That was to see who qualified." said Kakashi.
"Now then the test begins when I say, start. All weapons are allowed, and you must come at me with the intent to kill me." said Kakashi.
Naruto laughed, "You couldn't even dodge an eraser! Are you sure you want us to use weapons?"
"You know the loudest one of the group is usually an idiot and not really much of a threat as they are mostly talk." said Kakashi.
Naruto proceed to try, and fail, to stab Kakashi.
You know seeing it a show really doesn't do it justice when seeing it for real.
What is 'it'?
It's Kakashi moving so quick it looked like he just teleported. He stood behind Naruto with Naruto's arm pulled back and pointing the kunai at the back of his head.
"I never got to say start." said Kakashi.
"Technically you did. Twice." I pointed out.
Kakashi laughed.
"You know. I think I am beginning to like you three."
"Start."
OMAKE
I knew the moment I entered this world I would have to face many opponents.
Some can change their position in space time.
One was the will of the mother of god.
One was a necromancer with a VERY powerful snake backing him up.
One as the closest thing to a god I will ever meet.
But, none of them are likely to cause this dilemma.
I should have guess and knew I would have forgotten something and make a miscalculation.
But, this was a major over sight that I wished I thought about.
This may end me before I even meet any of the other targets I have.
After all... I never learned on how to use chopsticks...