welcome to the next chapter!!! I decided to make a chapter dedicated to Phelpha. I've been drawing pictures of her and i'll have links to them soon,warning: this chapter contains horrible reality stuff for zim and love crap for Phelpha.
HOW MANY DAYS TILL SUMMER?
Chapter 2: Tak gets all the luck
Phelpha wasn't the average Irken. Most Irkens had purple or redish-pink eyes, Phelpha had blue. Most Irkens had gloves that went down to their elbows (or at least what looks like it) Phelpha's were barely longer then her wrist. Most Irkens anteneas were pointed or curly, Phelpha's just bent at the tip.
She was also Tak's best friend(an extreme rarity). She also had a secret anxiety...zim. Tried as she might she had a never-ending crush on zim, true he had only been here for a week but still. Phelpha loved him. (er, I'm not having a love spasism thing, I just wanted an Irken that liked zim, just to see how things would turn out)
Zim had a horrible past that we wished to discuss with no one. He just wanted to draw the big-headed non-irken boy on his paper.
Phelpha just stared at zim all day, she sat behind him in math and art and astrology. She wished she could sit by him at lunch, but Tak would catch on. and that would be horrible.
So Phelpha enjoyed the last 12 minutes of math greatly, she hadn't a clue about what the teacher had been talking of, but it didn't matter...
"PHELPHA!" tak screamed, she was only two feet away from Phelpha but she had been trying thousands of times to get Phelpha's attention
"ah..what is it tak?" she stuttered and panted at the same time
"why didn't you answer me, you're like, on another planet!"
"erm, I'm just....sleepy" she lied with her face the color of a tomato (i dudn't like using beets, they're nasty and tomatos can be eaten with tacos!!!)
Phelpha faked her sleepiness until science, when she got to sit behind zim.
"all right class" the science teacher announced,"The school's funding has been able to pay for S.L.I.R.s"
"WHAT ARE SLIRS!!" a scary student with a high pitched voice screamed
"You have violated the no high picthed screaming policy! You must be eliminated!" The crazy science teacher screamed and suddenly the student's desk burned up in flames
"SLIRs are Student Learning Information Retrieval systems, they're like SIRs but don't function for taking over planets." several students moaned
"You each get one, don't break it!" the science teacher said, as he passed out the SLIRs
"this will be an amazing project" Zim said inspecting his SLIR, all his life he had wanted a robot slave to boss around and finally he got one.
"Mr. DUMB ASS" a miscellanious student said with her hand in the air
"IT'S DOOMAUS!" The teacher said starting that student on fire as well
"I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!" the student said before her firey death
"you have to maintain it and keep it fully functioning, next week you'll have a test on everything I haven't taught you, you're dismissed" the teacher announced
"this is incredible, all my life I've wanted a fully functioning robot like this and now I have one!" zim said happily
"yeah, this should be fun" Seef agreed
"you'll never figure out how to work it!" Tak said, once again trying to piss zim off,"those things are much to complicated for you! as a matter of fact, I'll take it from you so you don't get confused" Tak said, grabbing the robot
"NO! it's mine" Zim said grabbing it, soon they were in a fierce tug-of-war type fight. Students gathered around and cheered for the fight to go on, but suddenly...
A small child from the first year class was walking down the hall and he was bringing glue back to a class room when. Then he tripped, the SLIR got covered in glue and Tak and Zim were both stuck
"what is this?" zim questioned irritably
"oh no...we're stuck together" Tak said facing the horrible reality, no fair, Phelpha thought, Tak gets all the luck.
"no, this is horrible" Zim screamed in pain, pain of reality that is...
"what's going on?" Mr. Doomass screamed. Zim and Tak tried to pull themselves away from each other, but it was no use. Their gloves were stuck together and no Irken ever took off their gloves, they were stuck on or somethign.
"YOU HORRID KIDS!" he rampaged,"I'M GOING TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ON YOU FOR NO APARENT REASON!" he said rushing to his room.
"my mom's gonna kill me" tak said
"my dad's probably not home" zim complained
"so? that means you won't get in trouble, who is your dad anyways?"
"general lasimert"
"but he never married"
"um...I'm adopted" zim said not wanting to speak the truth
"he never adopted anyone either"
"it's none of your business! how do you know this stuff anyways?"
"I've been interested in the armada since i was little, I studied generals and soldiers and sergeants, all sorts of people. I did every method of getting taller I could use, and I succeed. In the past month I've grown twice as much as I should. I'm going to be the greatest invader ever some day"
"oh yeah, and I'll be king of the planet! that's not reality! you'll be a pathetic community worker! like me!" the science teacher said from the background
"why are you eavesdropping on our conversation?" Tak asked
"none of your business, the principal is waiting for you in the offic"
Zim and Tak stood up. Then they fell down.
"what are you doing?" zim asked
"standing up, and you?" Tak said irritated
"okay, on three we stand up...one, two, three" and they stood up, barely
"let's go" tak said, she started walking and soon zim was on the floor. Taking tak with him
"will you stop that?" Tak irritatingly asked
"stop what? you're the one acting strange!" zim, who was equaly irritated, said
"all right, we stand up on three and then start walking" Tak said, and zim nodded
"one, two, three" they stood up and then began walking to the principal's office. Easier said than done.
They finally managed to get there, dispite all the laughing people.
"come in" the principal said from deep within the office
tak and zim slowly entered the office
"I've had strange cases with children in my life."the principal said while she fiddled with her fingers,"but never, have I had two children stuck together. how is it possible that two very good students like yourselves could get caught in such a strange predicament?"
"well...a first year tripped while carrying glue" tak started
"and we got covered in the stuff" zim concluded
"is that it? we happen to have a glue specialist in the school. He'll get you out of this mess" the principal pressed a button that was red and flashy,"please send in Butch Molva"
"right away ma'am" the voice from the other end of the microphone replied. A few minutes later some guy walked in the room.
"I'm Molva. Butch Molva" the strange man said,"what's the problem here?"
"these two children are stuck together with glue, could you fix this sticky situation?" the principal laughed like an old man
"ahhh...sure" and he examined Zim and Tak," oh holy shit" he said suddenly
"what? what is it?" zim said, very frightened
"this glue only stops being sticky with a special chemical I don't have! don't worry though, I'll order it online and it'll be here in 24 hours"
"24 HOURS!" zim and tak screamed at the same time
"you can't do this! It's madness!" zim complained, forgetting that whenever he moved his arm Tak got into immense pain
"STOP IT!" Tak screamed irritated,"geez, there's two of us now zim! if we want to live through this I guess we have to work together"
"never!" zim said heroicly
"I said STOP IT!" Tak said, angered
"okay fine, we'll work together. sure" Zim agreed, painsteakingly
"we'll call your parents to take you home, it would be a mess to have you here in school"
*we go to the scene where Phelpha is in art, sitting next to Seef due to seating chart*
"so, did you hear about zim and tak?" Seef asked
"nope, what happened?" Phelpha said, not taking her eyes away from her painting
"they got stuck together with glue, in a bizarre incident" Seef said
"what?!" Phelpha pretended she didn't know this so she could get background info and possibly some gossip
"yeah, they say that they might get transfered, or home schooled"
Phelpha dropped her paint brush, she couldn't imagine not seeing zim again. It would be pure hell.
"I was upset too" Seef said
"I'm not upset!" Phelpha snapped, not wanting her secret to spill,"just...shocked"
"you like zim? don't you" Seef saw right through her
"no! well...perhaps...okay! I DO!!!" Phelpha said in agony
"I thought so" Seef said
"please don't tell anyone" Phelpha begged
"I won't, trust me"
Phelpha didn't trust Seef though, but she didn't know what to do. Her secret was out, anyone could know now.
"ERRR, this is so irritating!" Zim complained, he was in the luxury car that went to his house, still with Tak stuck to him.
"I hate this so much, thanks alot, ZIM!" Tak said, just wanting to blame this mess on someone.
"MY FAULT! You were the one that had to take my SLIR!"
"I was gonna give it back, you didn't have to start that fight!"
"yeah, sure, I started it"
"yep, you did. Where's your dad anyways?"
"he's...probably at home"
"what's general lasimert like?"
"how should I know!"
"he's your dad" Tak said, kind of confused
"well...it's not like I see him everyday!" Zim said, pretty pissed off
"you don't?"
"no, as a matter of fact I've never seen him before"
"what? that's crazy! You had to have seen him at least once!"
"well...I saw a picture of him, but I've never met him" Zim said, he had no clue why he was telling tak all this
"that's madness! never seeing your own father!"
"oh, and you spend everyday with your father?"
Tak just nodded.
"um, well, some people have lives!"
"how can you have gone your whole life without seeing your father?"
"he...just became my father a few days ago..."
"what?"
"he's my foster dad, tell anyone and I'll wring your neck!"
"of course I'll tell someone, that's why I'm here. To embarrass not popular and assy people like you, and to make the popular people feel special"
"that's what you wish to accomplish in life?"
"yep, and I'll win the greatest Invader Award of course"
"oh come on! it's nearly impossible to win that award!"
"I'll win it"
"no you won't"
"LIAR!"
Zim tugged at the space where their gloves were stuck together. "er, no use argueing, it'll make the situation worse. We might as well just go inside and run hot water over this mess"
"good idea" Tak agreed, and they walked inside and began to work on it
"nothings working!" Zim complained, he was trying all sorts of soap and all kinds of temperatures of water. Nothing worked.
"oh, give up zim. we might as well go the 24 hours, nothing here is going to work" Tak said, just waiting for zim to stop doing all this work
"errrr, you're right, nothing's going to work, we'll have to go 24 hours stuck together" Zim said sarcasticly,"we'll have to be by each other's side for 24 hours-"
"GET TO WORK YOU BASTARD!" Tak screamed realizing the horrible reality
So Zim set to work, he tried everything in the house from small explosives and lighter fluid (with the help of a match) but nothing worked (why did zim have small explosives in house?)
"This is hopeless, we should just give up, the guy'll have the stuff in five hours, this is a waste of time!" Tak complained
"we can't just stay like this for hours, I'm reallly hungry" Zim moaned
"then get some food, stupid" Tak insulted
"who are you callin stupid?"
"you, duh"
"you're the stupid one! Always poking at everything! Thinking you'll win the greatest Irken Award! That's bullshit!" Zim raved
erm, I know, short chapter. okay, I swear I will read more fanfics now! don't look at me like that! Someone has to keep me from opening a new notepad document. I will read more fanfics...I will read more fanfics...I will read more fanfics...
The next chapter will be longer, and probably the last. so stare blankly at the computer until it comes out. more mush, ick. If you draw pictures of Phelpha of Seef or a younger zim/tak then I will gladly post your website URL in my next chapter. well...for once I don't care about reviews, it just feels good to write so whether or not you choose to review is okay.
HOW MANY DAYS TILL SUMMER?
Chapter 2: Tak gets all the luck
Phelpha wasn't the average Irken. Most Irkens had purple or redish-pink eyes, Phelpha had blue. Most Irkens had gloves that went down to their elbows (or at least what looks like it) Phelpha's were barely longer then her wrist. Most Irkens anteneas were pointed or curly, Phelpha's just bent at the tip.
She was also Tak's best friend(an extreme rarity). She also had a secret anxiety...zim. Tried as she might she had a never-ending crush on zim, true he had only been here for a week but still. Phelpha loved him. (er, I'm not having a love spasism thing, I just wanted an Irken that liked zim, just to see how things would turn out)
Zim had a horrible past that we wished to discuss with no one. He just wanted to draw the big-headed non-irken boy on his paper.
Phelpha just stared at zim all day, she sat behind him in math and art and astrology. She wished she could sit by him at lunch, but Tak would catch on. and that would be horrible.
So Phelpha enjoyed the last 12 minutes of math greatly, she hadn't a clue about what the teacher had been talking of, but it didn't matter...
"PHELPHA!" tak screamed, she was only two feet away from Phelpha but she had been trying thousands of times to get Phelpha's attention
"ah..what is it tak?" she stuttered and panted at the same time
"why didn't you answer me, you're like, on another planet!"
"erm, I'm just....sleepy" she lied with her face the color of a tomato (i dudn't like using beets, they're nasty and tomatos can be eaten with tacos!!!)
Phelpha faked her sleepiness until science, when she got to sit behind zim.
"all right class" the science teacher announced,"The school's funding has been able to pay for S.L.I.R.s"
"WHAT ARE SLIRS!!" a scary student with a high pitched voice screamed
"You have violated the no high picthed screaming policy! You must be eliminated!" The crazy science teacher screamed and suddenly the student's desk burned up in flames
"SLIRs are Student Learning Information Retrieval systems, they're like SIRs but don't function for taking over planets." several students moaned
"You each get one, don't break it!" the science teacher said, as he passed out the SLIRs
"this will be an amazing project" Zim said inspecting his SLIR, all his life he had wanted a robot slave to boss around and finally he got one.
"Mr. DUMB ASS" a miscellanious student said with her hand in the air
"IT'S DOOMAUS!" The teacher said starting that student on fire as well
"I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!" the student said before her firey death
"you have to maintain it and keep it fully functioning, next week you'll have a test on everything I haven't taught you, you're dismissed" the teacher announced
"this is incredible, all my life I've wanted a fully functioning robot like this and now I have one!" zim said happily
"yeah, this should be fun" Seef agreed
"you'll never figure out how to work it!" Tak said, once again trying to piss zim off,"those things are much to complicated for you! as a matter of fact, I'll take it from you so you don't get confused" Tak said, grabbing the robot
"NO! it's mine" Zim said grabbing it, soon they were in a fierce tug-of-war type fight. Students gathered around and cheered for the fight to go on, but suddenly...
A small child from the first year class was walking down the hall and he was bringing glue back to a class room when. Then he tripped, the SLIR got covered in glue and Tak and Zim were both stuck
"what is this?" zim questioned irritably
"oh no...we're stuck together" Tak said facing the horrible reality, no fair, Phelpha thought, Tak gets all the luck.
"no, this is horrible" Zim screamed in pain, pain of reality that is...
"what's going on?" Mr. Doomass screamed. Zim and Tak tried to pull themselves away from each other, but it was no use. Their gloves were stuck together and no Irken ever took off their gloves, they were stuck on or somethign.
"YOU HORRID KIDS!" he rampaged,"I'M GOING TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ON YOU FOR NO APARENT REASON!" he said rushing to his room.
"my mom's gonna kill me" tak said
"my dad's probably not home" zim complained
"so? that means you won't get in trouble, who is your dad anyways?"
"general lasimert"
"but he never married"
"um...I'm adopted" zim said not wanting to speak the truth
"he never adopted anyone either"
"it's none of your business! how do you know this stuff anyways?"
"I've been interested in the armada since i was little, I studied generals and soldiers and sergeants, all sorts of people. I did every method of getting taller I could use, and I succeed. In the past month I've grown twice as much as I should. I'm going to be the greatest invader ever some day"
"oh yeah, and I'll be king of the planet! that's not reality! you'll be a pathetic community worker! like me!" the science teacher said from the background
"why are you eavesdropping on our conversation?" Tak asked
"none of your business, the principal is waiting for you in the offic"
Zim and Tak stood up. Then they fell down.
"what are you doing?" zim asked
"standing up, and you?" Tak said irritated
"okay, on three we stand up...one, two, three" and they stood up, barely
"let's go" tak said, she started walking and soon zim was on the floor. Taking tak with him
"will you stop that?" Tak irritatingly asked
"stop what? you're the one acting strange!" zim, who was equaly irritated, said
"all right, we stand up on three and then start walking" Tak said, and zim nodded
"one, two, three" they stood up and then began walking to the principal's office. Easier said than done.
They finally managed to get there, dispite all the laughing people.
"come in" the principal said from deep within the office
tak and zim slowly entered the office
"I've had strange cases with children in my life."the principal said while she fiddled with her fingers,"but never, have I had two children stuck together. how is it possible that two very good students like yourselves could get caught in such a strange predicament?"
"well...a first year tripped while carrying glue" tak started
"and we got covered in the stuff" zim concluded
"is that it? we happen to have a glue specialist in the school. He'll get you out of this mess" the principal pressed a button that was red and flashy,"please send in Butch Molva"
"right away ma'am" the voice from the other end of the microphone replied. A few minutes later some guy walked in the room.
"I'm Molva. Butch Molva" the strange man said,"what's the problem here?"
"these two children are stuck together with glue, could you fix this sticky situation?" the principal laughed like an old man
"ahhh...sure" and he examined Zim and Tak," oh holy shit" he said suddenly
"what? what is it?" zim said, very frightened
"this glue only stops being sticky with a special chemical I don't have! don't worry though, I'll order it online and it'll be here in 24 hours"
"24 HOURS!" zim and tak screamed at the same time
"you can't do this! It's madness!" zim complained, forgetting that whenever he moved his arm Tak got into immense pain
"STOP IT!" Tak screamed irritated,"geez, there's two of us now zim! if we want to live through this I guess we have to work together"
"never!" zim said heroicly
"I said STOP IT!" Tak said, angered
"okay fine, we'll work together. sure" Zim agreed, painsteakingly
"we'll call your parents to take you home, it would be a mess to have you here in school"
*we go to the scene where Phelpha is in art, sitting next to Seef due to seating chart*
"so, did you hear about zim and tak?" Seef asked
"nope, what happened?" Phelpha said, not taking her eyes away from her painting
"they got stuck together with glue, in a bizarre incident" Seef said
"what?!" Phelpha pretended she didn't know this so she could get background info and possibly some gossip
"yeah, they say that they might get transfered, or home schooled"
Phelpha dropped her paint brush, she couldn't imagine not seeing zim again. It would be pure hell.
"I was upset too" Seef said
"I'm not upset!" Phelpha snapped, not wanting her secret to spill,"just...shocked"
"you like zim? don't you" Seef saw right through her
"no! well...perhaps...okay! I DO!!!" Phelpha said in agony
"I thought so" Seef said
"please don't tell anyone" Phelpha begged
"I won't, trust me"
Phelpha didn't trust Seef though, but she didn't know what to do. Her secret was out, anyone could know now.
"ERRR, this is so irritating!" Zim complained, he was in the luxury car that went to his house, still with Tak stuck to him.
"I hate this so much, thanks alot, ZIM!" Tak said, just wanting to blame this mess on someone.
"MY FAULT! You were the one that had to take my SLIR!"
"I was gonna give it back, you didn't have to start that fight!"
"yeah, sure, I started it"
"yep, you did. Where's your dad anyways?"
"he's...probably at home"
"what's general lasimert like?"
"how should I know!"
"he's your dad" Tak said, kind of confused
"well...it's not like I see him everyday!" Zim said, pretty pissed off
"you don't?"
"no, as a matter of fact I've never seen him before"
"what? that's crazy! You had to have seen him at least once!"
"well...I saw a picture of him, but I've never met him" Zim said, he had no clue why he was telling tak all this
"that's madness! never seeing your own father!"
"oh, and you spend everyday with your father?"
Tak just nodded.
"um, well, some people have lives!"
"how can you have gone your whole life without seeing your father?"
"he...just became my father a few days ago..."
"what?"
"he's my foster dad, tell anyone and I'll wring your neck!"
"of course I'll tell someone, that's why I'm here. To embarrass not popular and assy people like you, and to make the popular people feel special"
"that's what you wish to accomplish in life?"
"yep, and I'll win the greatest Invader Award of course"
"oh come on! it's nearly impossible to win that award!"
"I'll win it"
"no you won't"
"LIAR!"
Zim tugged at the space where their gloves were stuck together. "er, no use argueing, it'll make the situation worse. We might as well just go inside and run hot water over this mess"
"good idea" Tak agreed, and they walked inside and began to work on it
"nothings working!" Zim complained, he was trying all sorts of soap and all kinds of temperatures of water. Nothing worked.
"oh, give up zim. we might as well go the 24 hours, nothing here is going to work" Tak said, just waiting for zim to stop doing all this work
"errrr, you're right, nothing's going to work, we'll have to go 24 hours stuck together" Zim said sarcasticly,"we'll have to be by each other's side for 24 hours-"
"GET TO WORK YOU BASTARD!" Tak screamed realizing the horrible reality
So Zim set to work, he tried everything in the house from small explosives and lighter fluid (with the help of a match) but nothing worked (why did zim have small explosives in house?)
"This is hopeless, we should just give up, the guy'll have the stuff in five hours, this is a waste of time!" Tak complained
"we can't just stay like this for hours, I'm reallly hungry" Zim moaned
"then get some food, stupid" Tak insulted
"who are you callin stupid?"
"you, duh"
"you're the stupid one! Always poking at everything! Thinking you'll win the greatest Irken Award! That's bullshit!" Zim raved
erm, I know, short chapter. okay, I swear I will read more fanfics now! don't look at me like that! Someone has to keep me from opening a new notepad document. I will read more fanfics...I will read more fanfics...I will read more fanfics...
The next chapter will be longer, and probably the last. so stare blankly at the computer until it comes out. more mush, ick. If you draw pictures of Phelpha of Seef or a younger zim/tak then I will gladly post your website URL in my next chapter. well...for once I don't care about reviews, it just feels good to write so whether or not you choose to review is okay.