Texts From Unova part 2

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Hilbert: Where are you? I knocked on your house door twice and I got no answer.

Hilda: I'm sick and wrapped up in a blanket burrito. Climb up and carry me downstairs.

Bianca: I JUST DISCOVERED COFFEE!

Bianca: I FEEL GREAT!

Bianca: HOLD ON, WHO IS THIS?

Lenora: It's Lenora. How did you get my number?

Bianca: I DON'T KNOW. LIFE IS AMAZING, RIGHT?

Lenora: I have a strong feeling that I should call you a cab or something.

Lenora: Hello? Where'd you go?

Lenora: Oh no, you must've crashed from the caffeine high.

Lenora: I'll alert someone.

Elesa: Please remember that as well as a super model, I'm also a good gymnast. Therefore, do not get me drunk near anything I could flip off of.

Cheren: You like Hilda, don't you?

Hilbert: Yep, nice smile, good sense of humor, and a great butt.

Cheren: DO NOT SEXUAL OBJECTIFY MY FRIEND.

Juniper: My father just informed me that I'm here because he was too drunk to pull out.

Hilda: Lenora, I just found Bianca passed out in Castelia City's cafe. You were the last number she contacted. What happened?

Lenora: She appeared to be on a caffeine high. Is she all right?

Hilda: If you call passed out by a large dent in the wall with a red mark on her forehead all right, then yeah.

Pryce: BURGH. THE WALLS IN YOUR GYM BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY LEG HAIR.

Hilbert: Remind me and everyone around you that eating strange berries in the wild is a terrible idea.

Hilda: This probably has a great story behind it.

Hilbert: Here's the short version. My cousin just spent his entire day in Nimbasa trapped in the hospital getting his stomach pumped.

Hilbert: He reminds me of myself.

Cheren: I stepped on an Audino today for the first time.

Juniper: That's great, they're good for level grinding.

Cheren: Well, this one actually got mad at me and chased me all the way to Opelucid City.

Cheren: A wild Audino now owes me a pair of glasses.

Cheren: And a new pair of pants.

Hilda: CHECK IT. WILD WAILORD HOPPING.

Cheren: Text me if you survive.

Hilda: I DON'T FEAR LONG-LASTING INJURIES. LONG-LASTING INJURIES FEAR ME!

Skyla: Texting while flying is an interesting experience. Because when you're high enough, you still feel fear even though there's not much to hit.

Iris: There's this game where you walk up to a wild Bouffulant and slap it's butt. Then you run away like hell. Winner gets their life.

Hilda: Bring it.

Lenora: On one hand, I should happy that I got my period. But on the other hand, I had names picked out.

Elesa: Can I fly the plane?

Skyla: No.

Elesa: But I know how.

Skyla: No.

Marshall: I'm 6'3 weighing in with 200lbs of muscle. If that's not anyone's type then I don't know what is.

Hilda: I FELL INTO CASTELIA'S SEWERS AND THE GRIMER AND MUK HAVE JUST MADE ME THEIR SEWER LORD.

Hilda: FEAR ME. FOR I AM NOT HILDA, I AM SEWER LORD.

I got an odd sense of humour, and as you can tell, I've got a real thing for Chessshipping. Bite me.