Chapter 2-Driving to School

This is the result of my boredom. Forgive me. Lol.

"Makino, I'll be going ahead." Sabo just finished placing his school supplies inside his backpack. He is now facing the mirror and fixing his hair.

"Oh, are you going to fetch Koala?" Makino asked, on her hands are dirty dishes. Ace and Luffy were still eating their breakfast.

"Yeah." He was still in the front of the mirror.

"Swabuo, fwixwing yowr hewyr won't chuange da fwack that yur cuerly luayk Duedwan! ("Sabo, fixing your hair won't change the fact that you're curly like Dadan!") Luffy said while his mouth is full of meat.

"Ishtop feysching dua mwirrowr andh feysh dua ishteewing whiil. Kowalua ish weitwing foar yuw." ("Stop facing the mirror and face the steering wheel. Koala is waiting for you!") Ace said from the dining room. He keeps on putting steaks in his mouth. Sabo is in the living room. He looked at them with boring face. You're saying that because it's not you being bothered. He is a little bit envy to them for they are eating as much as they want. He's still hungry, but Koala told him to fetch her early than early, even it means no food in his stomach. How cruel can she be to me?

"Okay then, I'll better go now." Sabo grabbed his backpack placed on the glass table. He waved his hand.

"Shee yeah luatwer!" ("See you later!") Luffy and Ace said in chorus.

"Be careful in driving, Sabo." Makino told him with concern.

"I better go on, too." Shanks took his briefcase.

"Shwanks, yuare stwill hwere?!" Luffy asked.

"Luffy, don't talk when your mouth is full! I can't understand you!" Shanks yelled.

Luffy swallowed the foods. "So, if I can speak clearly, I can talk even my mouth is full?" He asked innocently. Then started biting big chunks of meat.

"Of course! That's a talent!" Shanks answered him. He winked and thumbs up. Makino grabbed the ladle and spanked it on Shanks' head. "Shaaanks! And when does it become a talent? Stop giving them the wrong idea!" The two argued about that issue while Luffy didn't seem to mind at all and continue eating and so as Ace.

Meanwhile in New World's highway, a certain car is standing out from the rest...

"Franky, you're new car is amazing!" \(*0*)/ Usopp said in admiration. He liked the idea of him putting a body massage on the chair.

"I want to ride here forever!" (*)/ Chopper admitted. He was bouncing on the car's backseat. It was like he was bouncing on the clouds, in a slow motion. "Luffy will surely like this!" Chopper added happily.

"Awww! Luffy-bro will surely feel like SUPEEER!" Franky said while doing his signature pose and driving. The car (or more than like a truck) got on the other track. The people inside yelled in fear when they're about to be hitted by another vehicles. "Oopps! Better not do the pose while there's other car around." Then he laughed.

"Maybe you mean while driving!" Usopp argued, but Franky just continued laughing. He sighed in defeat. "I just wish you put some fridge here, because now I feel thirsty."

"I got much better than fridge!" Franky boasted, then he snapped his fingers. Suddenly, a tiny robot appeared and served them some cola.

"Wooow! Coool! It's a robot! " \(*Q*)/ Chopper and Usopp's eyes sparkled and mouth is drooling. They are easily amazed by small things.

"Yohohohoho! I hope you got beautiful women in their panties. Yohohohoho!" Brook said.

"Sorry bro! There's no such thing." He apologized.

"How about Franky in his underwear?" Usopp said while giggling in a not-so-good-way-and-reason.

"Yohoho, I mean at least this car will make everyone happy!" Brook concluded.

"Of course! I'll just ask Sanji-bro if he needs a ride." He dialed Sanji's number. He answered the phone.

"Oi, Franky?"

"Yo, bro! It was a SUPER morning!"

"Cut the crap."

"Wanna us to fetch you?"

"I'm in the school already."

"Oi, Sanji! Franky invented a SUPER car, we're riding on it now!" Usopp said with a happy voice.

"Yeah, it's sad you're in the school already. It also have cotton candy!" Chopper giggled.

"I feel bad for you, bro." Franky in sad voice.

"Oh really? I actually feel good for myself! Just enjoy the ride."

Sanji ended the phone call. I'm sure it is one of his weird fucking invention. I'm glad I arrived early this morning. I don't want the ladies saw me getting outside that shit. Sanji thought, felt very grateful. He then continued walking when he saw bunch of ladies, and of course, the usual thing happened. Flirt with them.

"Sanji-bro ended the call." Franky stated.

"Maybe he's jealous?" Chopper said innocently wondering.

"Try to call Robin!" Usopp suggested.

"You're right, Long-nose-bro!" He dialed Robin's number.

"Hello?"

"Yo, Nico Robin!" Franky greeted.

"Robin! You won't believe this! Franky invented a --" Usopp excitedly told her but was cut off.

"No." Robin answered.

*toot* toot* *toot*

"She said NO, then she hanged up?! She didn't heard the exciting part yet!" Usopp said in disappointment.

"Robin-san might not want to be fetched, Yohohoho!" Brook said.

"But why?" Chopper asked. "It's nice to be fetched especially with this car!" He added as his eyes sparkled.

"She really got no taste when it comes to awesomeness." Usopp's thumb touches his nose. He posed like his an awesome person.

"How about Zoro?!" Chopper requested excitedly, but before they could dialed his number, suddenly, Franky's phone rang. He received a message.

From: Zoro

To: Franky

Whatever you are up to, exclude me in the list.

Everyone peeked on the new message. "Seriously? This guy has no fun." Usopp said, disappointed to his friend. "And how the heck he know we're about to call him?!" He added in horror when he realized that Zoro texted them before they could tell him about the SUPER car invention of Franky.

"Yohohoho, maybe we should head to Luffy-kun's house now." Brook suggested.

"Yeah, right! He's missing the fun already!" Usopp yelled.

"Yay!" Chopper jumped in excitement.

"That's the best idea, bro! Let's do this! SUPEEER!"

Franky speed up the car and was gone to nowhere. The people who saw the exterior design of the car sweatdropped on their heads as it is like a festival float with a robot theme, but a little smaller than the usual float.

Zoro was in front of their house, leaning on his grey Maserati car. He just received a message from Sanji and Robin. He opened Robin's message first.

From: Nico Robin

To: Mr. Roronoa Zoro

I just got a call from Franky. He got a new invention, I guess.

From: Mr. Roronoa Zoro

To: Nico Robin

Thanks for telling.

From: Nico Robin

To: Mr. Roronoa Zoro

No problem.

From: Mr. Roronoa Zoro

To: Nico Robin

[Zoro's typing: Want me to fetch you?]

He's about to click the SEND button, but he remembered something.

"You're my friend."

His eyes darken and decided to delete the message he typed. He then create a new conversation and texted Franky.

To: Franky

Whatever you are up to, exclude me in the list.

After sending the message, he read the message from Sanji.

From: Swirly Eyebrow/Ero-Cook/Nosebleed

To: Marimo/Algae-head/Muscle-head

I heard Franky got a new car, you better go with them. Don't get lost!

Zoro felt a tick on his head. He immediately deleted Sanji's message. My phone is stained with his dirty message. What a trash.

"Oi, Zoro. Let's go." Perona yelled as she exited from the house's gate. Zoro drives Perona in her school everyday. If you're wondering how he got to places without being lost, he got GPS that tells the WRONG direction. Why? Because Zoro follows his instinct not the GPS. Mihawk spent money for the customization of WRONG GPS. Zoro doesn't know about it of course!

"Next time, buy a car!" Zoro said as he entered his car.

"I don't even know how to drive!" Perona sat on the passenger's seat.

"Ask your boyfriend." He started the engine.

"What are you talking about? I don't have a boyfriend!" Perona said.

"Isn't Absalom your boyfriend?" He's driving now.

"Wh-what?! That's the most disgusting thing I ever heard!" She shouted.

"Then, take driving lessons! I'm not a driver."

"But you look more like a driver than a student." Perona pouted, crossed her arms and lean on the seat.

"You know, I'm visualizing a pink-haired woman walking 5 kilometers to school." Zoro is still focused on driving.

"Zoro, you looked great today!" Perona laughed after.

Zoro frowned. "Whatever."

Ace is currently placing his things in his bag. Each time he put a school supply, he's attention always shifted to the red scarf hanging on the coat stand. Do I have to bring that, too? He scratched his head. Oh well, I think it's not a problem if I do. He walked through the coat stand and grabbed the scarf.

"Luffy, let's go!" Ace shouted from the living room. He then took his backpack.

"Here I go!" Luffy slide his feet on the railing of their stairs and safely landed on the floor.

"Drive safely, Ace." Makino reminded. Ace waved to Makino as he proceed to the door. Luffy then took his bag.

"Cook lot of meat for dinner!" Luffy grinned, then he followed Ace. "Wait for me, Ace!" Makino smiled as she saw Luffy jumped to Ace's back and clasp his arms in his neck. Ace tried to free from him. She's happy to see their bonds. She's happy doing her job.

"Yo, Ace. Why you got scarf?" Luffy tilted his head and crossed his arms.

"I don't know. This scarf seems to be calling my name." Ace laughed.

"That's weird." Luffy stated. "Maybe it's a..."

"Mystery scarf." Ace concluded.

"Ow, you know about that?! That's cool. Shishishishi!" Luffy laughed. Ace smirked.

Ace and Luffy was about to open the car's door, but was stop when something caught their attention.

"I think there's much cooler than the mystery scarf!" Luffy's eyes were dazzling and his shaking in excitement.

Ace laughed. I think I'll be driving alone to school today. He thought.

[In The Holy Land's Academy]

"Thanks for the ride Sabo!" Koala cheerfully said. Sabo just opened the door of the car to let her out.

"Next time try to disturb Ace! I'm not the only one who got car here." Sabo pouted.

"Okay~" She answered. "I'll be going now, drive safely to your school!" She wore her backpack and ran towards the school gate.

"Wa-wait, Koala!" Sabo called her. Koala stopped and turned back to him. She's confused.

"I forgot to give you something." He opened the door of the backseat and grabbed his bag. Koala, who is currently froze on her place, blushed and wondered what it is he forgot to give. Is he going to give me flowers? But it is impossible. Maybe a chocolate or a... love letter! Her face flushed and shaked her head to erase those fantasies.

Sabo found the 'thing' and grinned to Koala. "Here you go!"

Koala looked at the 'thing' Sabo's handing her. Her bangs hid her eyes and out of a sudden, she pinched Sabo's cheeks and stretched it in and out.

"Saaaaabooooo!!! How many times do I have to tell you!!! Stop teasing me!!!" She madly said.

"Showwie..." ("Sorry...") Sabo said unclearly. Students entering the Academy sweatdropped on the scene and some girls are shrieking because of seeing Sabo in their campus. He's quite popular.

Meanwhile, Eucalyptus leaves and a big box of Koala's March are scattered on the grounds.

[A/N: I decided. The name in "From" is the name of the sender in the receiver's contacts. The name "To" is the name of the receiver in the sender's contact. The "To" is not visible in the receiver, i just put it there for you to know. Hohoho!]