Chapter 2: The Greedy Penny Pincher
Time for Chapter 2! As our favorite italian plumber says: "Let's-a go!"
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Mario and Luigi were on their way to the pipe leading to the castle.
Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for some cake ay Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lotsa Spaghetti!
Mario: Mmm! Now you just made me more hungry!
Meanwhile while Mario and Luigi were walking, there was a fat yellow man behind a bush. He was Mario's cousin and old rival, Wario. He wore a yellow shirt with purple overalls, as well as a yellow hat with the insignia W. And had a pink nose with a jagged mustache underneath. He was talking on a walkie talkie.
Wario: Hello? Hello?!
?: What do you want Wario?!
Wario: Waluigi! Where are you?! You were supposed to meet me behind the bush by the pipe leading to Peach's Castle an hour ago!
Waluigi: Sorry pal, But Waluigi's got a tennis tournament going on in Diamond City.
Wario: What?! But you said you were going to help me steal the castle's loot.
Waluigi: Did Waluigi day that? No! Expecting Waluigi's assistance? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wario: Bah! Screw you! I don't need you! I'll steal the gold from the castle myself! And you'll be getting none of it! *hangs up*
Wario then runs over to the pipe, only to bump into the Mario Bros.
Mario: Oof! Cousin Wario?
Wario: Bah! Not you two! Look, I'm busy right now so go away! Shoo!
Luigi: Sorry Wario. We were just heading over to Peach's Castle for some cake.
Wario: Wha? (Cake eh? Well, that princess makes good cake, maybe I could steal some of that instead.) You're going to have cake at the castle and you didn't invite your favorite cousin? For shame!
Mario: *whispering* Thanks a lot Mister Loose Lips!
Luigi: Oops.
Mario: Sorry Wario, but you're not exactly our favorite cousin. And considering the bad things you've done, I doubt the Princess would welcome you. So you're not invited.
Wario: Oh come on! I'm not that bad!
Mario: Oh, so you mean that tricking me into leaving Mario Land so that you could steal my castle wasn't bad?
Wario: Yeah! Exactly! So I'm coming!
Mario: No, you're not!
Wario: *mockingly* Yes, I am!
Luigi: Wario, What part of "you're not invited" do you not understand?
Wario: You stay outta this you green nobody! Listen, I'm set on coming! Okay? And nothing's gonna change my mind.
Mario: For the last time, NO!
Wario: I'll tell ya what. I promise I'll be on my best behavior and if the Princess gets kidnapped, I'll help you save her.
Mario: Fine! But you better keep that promise or else, you'll lose all our trust. We'll be watching you!
Wario: Wahaha! Let's a go! *jumps down pipe*
Mario: Oh, Mamma Mia. *jumps down pipe*
Luigi: Hey, Wait! *jumps down pipe*
A/N
Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting. Did you catch the references I made? Let me know in the reviews. This is mariobroultimate signing out! See you guys next time!