"We also wrote a rap! Rigby, start!"

The gumball machine sighed because he couldn't stand their singing.

"Benson, Benson, Benson! Getting to feel better! Get yourself some happy pills and be more positive, is that affirmative? WOAHHHH!", the duo sang.

Benson clapped and he tried to hide his anger.

"Ok guys, back to work!"

"UGHHHHHHH!", the duo replied.

"Is that the sound of you guys wanting to get fired? I bet you couldn't even do all the chores on this list!"

"Hmm hmm", they hummed out.

"We'll show you!", the blue jay replied.

Then they both stormed out of the room.

"Heh, works every-time!", the gumball machine said to himself.

He got out his walkie talkie and called Skips into his office to see how things went yesterday. Then Benson heard a knock on his door.

"Come in, come in!"

"So, you wanted to see me, Benson?"

"Yeah, Skips! Sit down", the gumball machine replied.

The yeti shut the door and sat down.

"So, last night went pretty well because look!"

Benson was holding out his ring finger, as he was trying to show Skips the ring.

"Woah! Hold up, so you proposed?"

Outside the door was Mordecai and Rigby going to go play video games.

"Mordecai, lets eaves drop!"

"No! We'll get fired!"

"Who cares? He never does anything!"

"Good point!"

Then they listened in on the conversation.

"I know, she was so excited when I proposed, she was kissing me all the way back to the park side lux and the best part was that we danced all night long!"

"Wow! That's great, Benson!"

"Thanks, Skips! Should I break the ice to everyone else?"

"Well, I think you should because they'll ask about the ring.."

"Right, but what if they won't accept Eileen and I as a couple?"

"Then I'll deal with it.. I have your back, Benson!"

"Thanks, Skips! I can always rely on you.."

Mordecai and Rigby walked silently into their bedroom. Then Rigby slammed the door in anger.

"Wait a sec, so Benson has been dating Eileen secretly and then he proposed to her?! I want to be alone for a while, Mordecai..."

"Ok dude..."

Then Mordecai shut the door, as Rigby was starting to destroy their room.

A few days later Rigby STILL wouldn't come out of his room.

"Rigby, Benson wants you downstairs.."

"Oh the guy who stole my girl away from me?!"

Mordecai opened the door.

"Calm down, dude! You didn't even like her that way in the first place! You should be happy for her!"

"Well, I am, but I guess I'm a little jealous..."

"Oh, I thought you didn't like her that way..."

"SHUT UP!"

"Ahahahaha!"

"Well, I guess I could find someone else.."

"You should because she's already engaged to Benson anyway!"

"Yeah, I guess you're right, Mordecai.."

"Well, lets go to the meeting before Benson flips a gasket"

"Last one to get downstairs owes someone 50 bucks!"

"Ok, lets race!"

They raced down the stairs and Rigby won.

"Hmm, hmm!"

"Ugh, whatever! You always win because you're smaller!"

"Well, I guess it's a good thing mama made me born like this!", the raccoon said as he was doing pelvic thrusts.

"Haha shut up, dude!", Mordecai replied as he shoved the raccoon.

Then they went to go to the meeting, but deep down, the raccoon was jealous in the inside, he had to split them up, but how?

Then it hit him.

"I should just tell them a bunch of lies behind their backs, so I can split them up and I'll have Eileen as my wife! It's perfect!", the raccoon thought to himself.

"Ok everyone, before I assign you all your jobs for the day, I have an announcement!"

Then Benson held out his ring finger and everyone gasped.

"You're engaged?", Pops asked excitedly.

"Yeah, to a really special person actually, Pops..."

Benson was starting to blush.

"Well, who's the lucky girl? Yeahahaha!"

"Eileen, the girl thats Margaret's best friend..."

Everyone gasped and Pops ran to him.

"CONGRATULATIONS, BENSON!", Pops said as he squeezed Benson in a hug.

"Thanks Pops, but you're crushing me..."

"Oh.."

Then Pops let go of the gumball machine.

"Ok, Muscle Man and HFG, you mow the lawn and water the rose garden. Pops and Skips, clean the park fountain and clean the graffiti off the carts. Mordecai, you get the day off and Rigby you need to clean the mens restroom and put soap in the dispensers and you better NOT slack off or you're fired!"

Then he drove away and everyone, except Rigby walked away.

"I freaking hate you, Benson", the raccoon whispered to himself and then he got to work.