Day 1:

SWEET MOTHER OF MAJORA, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Apparently I'm the only one in town who can see it, but the moon has grown this scary-ass face and is seriously close. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's getting closer every minute, but it's hard to tell. I had told the builder about it, but he said I was just seeing things. I don't believe him.

The really sucky part about this is that I just moved to this new location right behind the clock tower. At first I thought that this new location would get me more customers than my previous location at a back alley, but no. All I get for my view is a creepy owl statue and Tingle in the distance.

It's a pity I can't get the builder to move me again; I'd really like being on the rooftop by the Bombers' hideout. Yes, I'd be surrounded by annoying brats, but hey, at least I'd get to see the mayor's hunk of a son every day. Hmm, that's weird, I feel like I've written something like this before... Eh, I probably have; I've had a crush on that kid since grade school.

My neighbor is being extremely noisy, which is odd considering my neighbor is a clock. Or maybe it's not; I mean the bells aren't exactly quiet. Either way, that's not what I mean. Some guy is yelling about "you didn't get the mask?!"

I don't know what he means, but he sounds serious over some stupid face covering. Maybe he's ugly? I dunno. It's all just conjecture on my part at this point.

So this kid just came out wearing a green hat and went straight to the owl statue in front of me. It flashed before he came over. He said that I was holding some rupees for him. I checked for his stamp and I checked my bank records and sure enough, I was holding his cash.

I don't remember him at all, though, and you'd think I would, considering he had two hundred rupees to his name at my bank. I mean, the kid wasn't more than twelve and he had 200 rupees! What is Termina coming to?!

I dunno, man; maybe this is all just a part of my imagination, like the moon. After all, the kid was kind of cute. Not in the shota way—that's just gross—but he definitely had quite the feel to him. Okay girl, back to day dreaming about that mayor's kid.

The kid came back in the morning, cashing in with two hundred rupees. Apparently he had the Adult Wallet, even though today was his first day in Clock Town... Of course, if that was true, how come he had my stamp and already had a balance of two hundred rupees with my bank? That's just something I can't answer. Maybe I should get someone to cover for tomorrow—I clearly need sleep.

Day 2:

ON THE NAME OF GOHT, THE DESTROYER OF TERMINA I WAS CORRECT AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT!

The moon looks like it halved the distance from it's previous spot and I'm now terrified for Termina and—by proxy—Clock Town. Looks like my observations from yesterday were correct. Shit.

I'm pretty sure that no one can save us—what can stop a falling moon, after all? The best we can do is not think about it. As a side note that is only sort of related, I'm super depressed today, so much so that even thinking about Mr. Mayor's son doesn't help. Maybe I'll have someone else take over for the rest of the day...

Day 3:

Yeah, the moon is almost directly blocking my line of sight to the horizon—in other words, I only see a sliver of sky between the angry moon and the walls of the city. That's a little more depressing.

As a side note, I haven't seen the kid at all today, just a deku scrub wearing a green hat. At first I though it was the kid, but that's just crazy talk... then again, so is the creepy-as-shit moon and a phantom kid who has money in my bank without my knowledge.

Oh, speaking of the kid, here he comes.

The kid gave me another two hundred rupees. Where does he find the money? Hidden under rocks? Maybe he steals from people or just finds it laying in the grass... but he looks like a nice kid, I don't think he'd even smash a pot. Well, what do I know?

As the night comes, I know my fate is sealed. The moon is directly overhead and the only thing I can see is its menacing gaze and perfect teeth of which I am jealous. That's a surreal thought—I'm jealous of a moon's smile. Or maybe it's the man-in-the-moon's smile. Who knows. Well, at least I'll get to die listening to a nice tune from an Ocarina... … …