Chapter 2: The Crazy Redhead
"Answer the goddamn question you mental retard!!!" yelled a boy with long black hair tied in a ponytail.
He had a noticeable scowl in his face and was wearing a kendo outfit except for the helmet; he was also grasping tightly a wooden sword in his right hand.
"I told you already I went out for an innocent walk" said a boy with red hair with a bored expression.
To most people it would seem that he wasn't interested in the conversation but he only had that expression so it would make the other boy angrier.
He was wearing baggy pants, black sneaker and a black medium sleeve t-shirt, he had an odd bandana around his head that kept his hair up and an eye patch in his right eye.
"Listen you redhead idiot, every time you go out for a walk you end up either at my place, Lenalee's or someone else's and since you didn't go to my house or her house I know you went somewhere, so tell me where you fucking went" said the samurai look alike.
"What is it with you, is none of your business wherever I went" said the redhead to purposely anger his friend.
Just like the redhead wanted the boy with long hair was getting angrier by the second and he could feel the need of his right hand to smack the other boy's head with the wooden sword he was holding.
"Kanda why don't you relax" said Lenalee a girl with black hair that was tied in two ponytails, she was wearing a black miniskirt and a black hooded jacket, and she also had a pair of long boots with high heels that made any man wonder how the hell she could walk on those "and Lavi you know you were the one that ask to monitor you're every move so tell us where you went."
Lavi just pouted like a little child and turned his head sideway not wanting to speak, this caused the other boy to get pissed off even more "listen you fucking one eye freak tell us where you went or I will beat the crap out of you" yelled Kanda.
"Jeez Yu your more moody today than usual is it your period or something" said Lavi in a mocking tone.
At this Kanda took a couple of steps closer to the other boy with the intention of hitting him but before he could get in range to swing his wooden sword Lenalee got in front of him acting as a shield between him and Lavi.
"Lenalee move" said Kanda ready for a fight.
"Kanda relax, breathe in and breathe out" said Lenalee as she demonstrated the process.
Lavi was smirking at the other boy behind Lenalee knowing that Kanda wasn't going to pass through her since Lenalee was one of the few people who could control a pissed of Kanda.
Of course the smirk that Kanda was seeing coming from the redhead behind Lenalee did not help him calm down and Lenalee looking where he was looking caught Lavi's smirk "Lavi stop making Kanda angry and Kanda relax" ordered Lenalee as she push both boys away from each other "Kanda I'm going to get you a Gatorade for you to relax and Lavi you just stay there and don't do anything, and until I'm back your are not allowed to talk to each other got it" said Lenalee being the peacekeeper between the two boys.
Both guys just stood there looking at each other in silence and this angered the young girl "Look if you guys do anything at all I promise that I will kick both of your asses so you will not talk to each other and you will definitely not fight each other GOT IT?" said Lenalee in a pissed of tone.
"Got it" said both boys in unison knowing full well what the other girl was capable of doing when she got angry.
"Good" said Lenalee as she withdrew her hands from her friends "now when I get back I want this exact same distance between the two of you ok?" ordered the principals little sister.
Both Kanda and Lavi nodded at her demands and with that she left the trouble maker duo to wait for her return.
Kanda stood in his place waiting patiently for her return; he had his eyes close so he would not be tempted to deck a certain redhead.
Lavi watched Kanda as he kept taping his foot on the ground, he was thinking of new ways to annoy the samurai look alike for his own amusement.
He love to have Kanda as a friend since he love annoying people and Kanda's reaction where exactly the one's Lavi liked seeing … well maybe a little more violent than he would have liked but his gotten used to the pain by know.
As Lavi was wondering what to say to tick off his best friend another member of the Kendo team came over to Kanda "umm Kanda everyone is waiting for you to begin practicing" said the young boy known as Chaoji.
"You tell them to start without me, I'm waiting for Lenalee to settle a problem with the stupid Cyclops" said Kanda maintaining is eyes close as to not tempt himself with violently swinging his sword.
"Ok" said Chaoji sounding scare sense everyone knew how mad Kanda could get.
Lavi watched as Kanda's companion left the surroundings before turning his attention back to his friend "wow is amazing how you bend to Lenalee's will" said Lavi with a serious voice knowing that it didn't matter what he said he would get mad but the fact that he was calling Kanda dependent on someone would accelerate the process.
Kanda just remained silent with his eyes close trying his best to ignore his own murderous intent that was coming to fruition.
Lavi took a couple of steps forward until he stood right in front of him afterward he leaned in his head to Kanda's ear "so you're really going to follow Lenalee's ordered like her bitch" Lavi saw Kanda's face twitching and decide to move back from him in case Kanda decided to attack him "you know if you ask me again I might answer you this time" said Lavi trying to get the other boy to speak.
Kanda knew that Lavi was lying and that was really the part that was ticking him off that Lavi was being an asshole for the purpose to annoy him.
"Hm Lenalee will be happy with your self control" said Lavi watching every single expression that went through the other boy, pleased with how well he was doing "I suppose this would really make you Lenalee's bitch after all" said Lavi.
Kanda opened his right eye at the last comment his self control dwindling; Lavi knew he was pushing his luck but he was curious to see how far he could get before Kanda snap at him and once Lavi was curious about something there was no stopping him.
"But I suppose your use to being someone's bitch right" said Lavi slowly distancing himself from Kanda "after all your also Tiedoll's bitch" that said Lavi narrowly managed to duck out of the way of Kanda's wooden sword and ran pass him stopping about 6 feet away from him "hey now calm down Lenalee won't be happy if she finds her bitch disobeying her orders" as soon as Lavi said that he sprinted away from Kanda as fast as he could with the other boy following close by.
Lavi recognized that he had poke Kanda too much and was sort of regretting it after all if there was one thing Kanda hated above all else in the world was to be connected to Tiedoll and calling him his bitch was a to strong connection.
"Yu I'm getting kind of tired so would you calm down" said Lavi honestly beginning to fear for his life.
"I'll calm down when I see your bleeding corpse at my feet" yelled the other boy as he was catching up to the source of his anger.
'Oh god his catching on to me what do I do, what do I do' wondered Lavi as he got into the kendo team practicing quarter.
"Lavi where's Kan-" began Chaoji but was interrupted when Kanda's wooden sword connected to his cheek.
Lavi was running pass all the member of the Kendo team using them as living shield to get in the way of Kanda but the rampaging samurai wasn't stopping he just kept knocking everyone out of the way.
Luckily for the runaway redhead the Kendo team's quarters left directly to the terrace so he manage to made it all the way out side and use the people eating their lunch as shield against his angry friend's sword.
"STAY STILL YOU LOSER!!!" yelled the black hair boy getting agitated at the many people in his way to clover the redhead.
"NEVER" yelled Lavi in pure fear for his life and in complete survival mode.
"Hey if I tell you where I went would you still deck me?" asked Lavi as he kept running through the sea of students.
"Hell yes, besides you will tell me where you went after I break your legs… I'll break your jaw after you tell me" said the angry samurai who kept knocking everyone in his way.
Lavi got out of the sea of people and he could see the staircase that led to the lower terrace and he was sure Kanda would catch up to him there, as he was trying to come up with an idea to avoid his demise he caught sight of Daisya a friend of his who always wore a hood and to his luck he had his skateboard in hand.
"DAISYA" screamed Lavi catching his attention.
"Hey Lavi was u-" began Daisya but stopped when Lavi took his skateboard and kept running past him. "I'll give it back later" said Lavi as he got on the skateboard.
"Daisya get out of the way" yelled Kanda as he hit his neck with his sword when he didn't move fast enough 'shit his on a skateboard' thought Kanda knowing how good Lavi was on a skateboard.
Lavi made it to the stair case in no time and immediately jump on the middle rail an began grinning down and it was then that he was surprise to find that he was heading straight towards some kid with white hair "YOU MOVE!!!" yelled Lavi catching the attention of the other boy, about this time Lavi slipped of the skateboard forward heading directly to body slam the other boy.
"What?" was all the white hair kid could say as Lavi crashed into him.
"Aghhh" whined Lavi as he rolled to the left getting of the other boy.
"Well that hurt" said Lavi as he took a look at the unconscious boy at his side.
He quickly noticed the white hair and his scar on his left eye 'weird kid' thought Lavi as he checked that he was okay.
Upon confirming that the kid was in no danger he proceed to clean himself from all the food that he had on him from landing on the kid and his food 'man this kid eats like a pig' thought Lavi "oh crap" said Lavi as he remember the reason he landed on the boy in the first place, it was because he was running from his best friend who wanted to kill him.
After coming to his sense Lavi took a glance to the top of the stair and found Kanda there who was grinning like a psychopath "how sad it looks like the little red rabbit fell down" said Kanda with that evil grin in place as he took one step down the stairs "I hope the little red rabbit isn't hurt because we wouldn't want that" he said broadening his grin.
'Oh my god, I'm going to die' though Lavi as he looked at a angry Kanda who's eyes were fixed on him.
'This is all your fault' thought Lavi as he shifted his gaze towards the unconscious boy at his side, 'shit I need to buy some time' thought Lavi as he decided to try an avoid his demise.
Lavi observed the young white hair kid for a couple of seconds and felt an idea forming in his head to buy sometime with Kanda "Kanda look I'll tell you where I went yesterday" said Lavi standing up.
"I went out with him" said Lavi as he pointed to the unconscious boy.
"What?" asked Kanda as he stopped halfway through the stairs.
"Yesterday… I went out with him" said Lavi slower this time.
"Why would you go out with a total stranger?" asked Kanda obviously not believing his story.
"Because…" said the redhead wishing he had thought this through.
"Because…"repeated Kanda gesturing for him to continue.
"Because…." repeated Lavi 'damn it think Lavi think!!!" thought Lavi to himself "because… he… is my boyfriend."
"His you're boyfriend?" asked Kanda raising an eyebrow and receiving a nod from his companion.
"Sure he is" said Lavi laughing nervously.
"Ok then" said Kanda shocking Lavi that he was leaving things like this "what's his name?" asked the long hair boy.
Lavi blink a couple of times before the question really sank in 'I wished I thought this through…again' he looked at the other boy lying in the ground 'white hair…weird eye…weird arm…he looks like he would be small if he was to stood up, focus Lavi… how hard can it be to guess this kids name.'
"Lavi his name" said Kanda enjoying watching the redhead squirm.
"He should really be the one to tell you that you know" said Lavi to the other boy but received a glare that demanded the name of the unconscious boy.
Lavi took another good look at the other boy and again analyzed him, then he redirected his gaze towards his supposed friend "Allen… his name is Allen."
"Really?" asked Kanda.
"Obviously, I think I would know my boy's name you know" said Lavi sounded offended.
"Fine fine I believed you if… he says that that his name" said Kanda "so wake the kid up… he is alive isn't?"
"Yeah his fine… I think" said Lavi as he began moving the young boy "Allen wake up… wake up my love" said Lavi nervously.
After nudging him for a while Allen began to stir "Aghh my head hurts" said Allen as he rub his head.
'I'm bleeding' thought Allen as he gazed at the blood in his hand.
"Don't worry about it is just a scratch love" said the redhead at Allen's side.
The white hair kid took a good look at him "who the hell are-" began Allen but was stopped by an unexpected kiss that came from the redhead.
The kiss was rough and lasted a couple of seconds "I'm so glad you're fine Allen" said Lavi nervously and seeing the confuse face on the young boy he began giving him small kisses in order to stop him from saying anything unnecessary.
It took Allen sometime to process what was happening but once it did he immediately stopped Lavi's kisses and pushed him away in order to get off the floor "what do you think you're doing?" asked Allen getting a little pissed for being kissed out of the blue.
"Sorry I know it was a secret and all but I was forced to make our love public" said Lavi.
One thing that everyone knew about Lavi was that he was a compulsive liar and he could make up a lie out of the blue and sound completely real, so it was really hard to tell when he was telling the truth he mainly lied to prank people, cut class and stuff like that and surprisingly even though everyone had caught up to his lying nature he was still convincing as hell since he always sounded so confident and sincere.
"What love, what are you talking about?" asked Allen horrified at the situation, there were lots of students watching the scenario and everyone was murmuring about it.
"There's no longer any point in hiding it" said Lavi pushing his lie further.
"That's great and all but I don't care if it was a secret or not" said Kanda interrupting the false couple "you… the brat with creepy lame white hair what's your name?" asked Kanda rudely.
This guy whoever he was, was already not sitting well with Allen "Allen Walker" said the white hair kid glaring at Kanda.
"See, Allen his names is Allen like I told you and isn't his british accent hot" said Lavi coming from behind Allen and putting his arm around his waist much to the younger boy's disdain.
"Tch… fine so I guess this time you were telling the truth, he is your boyfriend after all" said Kanda.
"What do you me-" began Allen but was interrupted by a pair of fingers that invaded his mouth.
"Haha, Allen you pervert sucking my fingers in public" said Lavi nervously as he hugged Allen in a way that the younger boy couldn't run away 'I'm safe thanks to this kid' though Lavi.
Kanda raised an eyebrow at the site "first that is disgusting and secondly Lavi now that we've resolve the mystery of where you went yesterday we can resume to me beating the crap out of you."
"Eh, you're still going to do that?" asked Lavi hoping to buy more time to have another idea.
Of course this was a little hard when an irritated white hair kid was hitting you in the abdomen with his elbow as hard as he could in order to break free from your grip.
"I told you already I would still beat the crap out of you" said Kanda grinning as he prepared his wooden sword in his hand.
Just as he was about to run down the rest of the stair to keep his promise of beating the crap out of the redhead his ponytail was pulled from behind causing him to fall on his ass "who the hell?" questioned Kanda a he took a look behind to see who it was.
"Kanda… what the hell is going on?" asked Lenalee in a sweet way even though she was extremely mad.
'YES!!!' screamed Lavi internally, this was what he was waiting for, he knew that even if he answered Kanda's question about where he had gone yesterday he would still be beaten to death but what he was hoping for was to buy sometime so that Lenalee could come and save him and here she was.
It was on times like this that Lavi was grateful for having Lenalee around since she would always save him from Kanda's wrath.
Allen had had about enough of whatever was going on so he bit the fingers in his mouth as hard as he could and hit his captor abdomen with his elbow as hard as he could forcing his captor to finally let go.
'That's going to live a mark' thought Lavi as he kneeled from the pain.
The second he was free from the redhead's grip, Allen stormed out of the scene.
Lavi watched as the short kid left towards the inside of the school "well I like them feisty" said the redhead in a low voice.
Lavi then looked over to where Kanda was begging Lenalee to stop pulling his hair and she just kept pulling harder every time.
"Lenalee I have to go know I'll leave Kanda to you" said Lavi as he ran way after his fake boyfriend.
"Wait Lavi what's going on?" asked Lenalee but to no avail since he was already out of the terrace.
As Lavi walk through the corridor looking for Allen he spotted principal Komui headed his way "Lavi Miranda told me there was a fight going on do you know who it was" asked Komui.
"Yeah Kanda was hitting everyone with his sword" said Lavi.
"OH MY GOD, I'll call the cops and the ambulances" said Komui panicking.
"His wooden sword Komui" said Lavi calming the principal down.
"That would still hurt so I'll call Reever to deal with this" preferring that Kanda would hit Reever instead of him.
"Not necessary Lenalee has everything under control" said Lavi quickly as he passed Komui.
"Oh ok then I'll go myself" said Komui as he continued his destination.
Allen was getting desperate as he desperately looked for the bathroom to watched up, and he was still hungry since he didn't get to taste none of the food he had bought because of a stupid flying redhead who had then suddenly decided to kiss him out of the blue 'how does he even know my name?' thought Allen as he searched left and right for a bathroom.
Allen spotted Moore in her locker and immediately went over to her "Moore!!!" screamed Allen happy to see someone he could trust in this crazy place.
Moore was startled by Allen's scream but quickly managed to compose herself "Allen… your cover in food" said Moore surprised at how the other boy looked.
"Yeah I had an accident" said Allen not wanting to get into details.
Of course for Moore Allen's response wasn't a good one because she was a really curious girls who loved getting the facts to the simplest of details "you're going to have to tell me the whole story."
Allen had to wandered were to begin his story; he supposed it all began when a certain redhead fell from above.
'Ah there he is' thought Lavi as he found his runaway fake boyfriend.
"Allen!!!!" yelled Lavi as he ran up to Allen and gave him a bear hug with the intension of restraining his movement and so far it was going well.
"This guy is what happened to me" said Allen coldly as he tried to remain calm which he found harder to do with each passing second.
So far Lavi gave Allen the same filling he got when he saw Cross he just wanted to hit them until they could no longer stand up.
"Hello Lavi" said Moore to the redhead who had yet to notice her presence.
Upon hearing his name being called Lavi brought his head up looking for the familiar voice "Eh Moore you were here?" questioned the oblivious redhead as he rested his chin on top of his fake boyfriend's head.
"Moore could it be that you know Allen" said Lavi.
"Yeah I've been showing him around his first day of school" replied the brunet with glasses "and how do you know Allen?"
'It seems they know each other' though Allen.
"Oh that's easy Allen's my boyfriend" said Lavi like it was the most natural thing in the world.
Moore was skeptical about Lavi's answer at first but accepted since they looked like a couple right know.
"What?!!" yelled Allen as he became aware of how Lavi's was pressed against his back and had the redheads arm around his waist.
Upon realizing the position they were in Allen immediately began squirming until finally braking free from his captors grip looking really agitated and tense not to mention pissed the hell off.
Allen's reaction surprised both of the teenagers at his side "he is a little shy about people finding out and I recently told the whole school so Moore if you could give us a minute alone" said Lavi with a serious face convincing the other girl.
"Sure" said Moore as she began leaving "see ya later Lavi… Allen" said Moore a little disappointed that they were a couple.
"Moore wait" said Allen but to no avail since she kept walking away.
This was a huge to disappointment to Allen since he already liked Moore but his disappointed face became one of rage as he glared at the redhead that caused Moore to leave.
"Moore sure is nice isn't she" said Lavi with big smile that pissed Allen even more.
His smile was removed when he was abruptly shoved to the lockers behind him 'his stronger than he looks' thought Lavi as he winced in pain.
"You better fucking tell me what the hell is going on before I kill!!!" yelled Allen in pure rage.
'And despite his innocent looks, his a demon just like Yu' though Lavi as began feeling exactly like he did a while ago when Yu was going to kill him.
Allen wasn't the type to get angry, unless it was Cross there weren't many people who could get him this angry and especially not upon the first meeting.
"I'm waiting" said Allen as he demanded an explanation.
"Well… basically…were a couple" said Lavi grinning like an idiot which of coursed anger the other boy who applied more pressure on Lavi's chest with his hand.
"I'm serious here and beside how the hell did you even know my name when we have never met before" asked Allen.
"BRAAATTT" yelled a loud voice from behind surprising both boys "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" asked the loud voice.
'Dear God why me' questioned Allen.
Allen let Lavi go as he turned around to see his godfather standing behind him "how did you get here without me noticing?" asked Allen since he should have see him coming from the corridor to his left or right.
"Teacher's lounge dumbass" said Cross pointing to the door behind him that said 'teacher's lounge.'
"Hey Cross" said Lavi waving a hand at the older redhead.
"Hey Lavi I see you met the godson I told you about" said Cross to the other boy.
Upon hearing this Allen put one and one together and was able to guess from where Lavi heard his name 'of course he probably told Lavi that I had white hair and my name and since there's no other boy here that has white hair..' though Allen as he easily figured out how the young redhead guessed his name 'in the end Cross still is the one to screw me over' though Allen as he regretted not getting run over.
"So what do you think of this ungrateful midget?" asked Cross pointing to Allen.
"Well I forgot to tell you this earlier but Allen and me are a couple" said Lavi since he had to make sure that everyone believed that for his alibi with Kanda to be credible.
"WHAT?" asked both godson and godfather in unison.
The look Allen was receiving from Cross was sending shiver through his spine since it was a look he had never receive from him "I can explain" said Allen a little scared.
The news took Cross by surprise but once it sank in, he regained his composure "so you finally got out of the closet brat… good for you."
"Say what?" asked Allen taken aback.
"I've always known you were a fag, you look gay, you're weird and you've never liked a girl before… it was only obvious" said Cross completely sure of Allen's gayness.
Lavi watched Cross's and Allen's exchange with amusement, he loved stuff like this and what he loved even more was to be the cause of this things.
"At least you have good taste in boys since so far Lavi is the only student that I like in his school" said Cross as he pated Lavi in the back.
Lavi walked over to Allen and put his hand around Allen's waist against his will "thanks Cross and don't worry I'll take good care of him."
"Oh don't worry is better if something bad happens to him" said Cross.
Lavi couldn't help but laugh at Cross's words since he knew he was being honest and Lavi was naturally amused by violent people like Cross and Kanda they made life more interesting.
Allen was in shocked as he heard there discussion not only did Lavi told Cross they were a couple but the stupid man actually believed him and was ok with him as this sank in Allen's conscious he couldn't help but let his frustration be made evident "I HATE THE TWO OF YOU!!!" yelled Allen as he stormed off from Lavi's arm and from the scene.
Cross gave Lavi a quizzical look demanding to know what was that about "he didn't want no one to find out about us and the whole school just found out so his mad at me" said Lavi quickly receiving a nod in understanding from the other redhead.
"See, his an ungrateful bastard you prove that you care for him and he gets pissed at you… are you sure you want him as you're boyfriend?" asked Cross felling sorry for the younger boy.
Lavi nodded enthusiastically at Cross's question "Yep I liked them feisty and beside his just tensed and I have just the perfect way to get him to relaxed" said Lavi with a mischievous grin that could only spell trouble for his "supposed" boyfriend.
~Author's Note~
I'm really sorry for taking so long, mainly because I had the story practically finished for about two weeks now… It was just missing the final part with Cross… for some reason it took me two week to open words and finished it and I already knew pretty much what they were going to say… I'm just lazy… either way reviews are very much appreciated.