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Author: CHRISTMAS!! I love it!! We gots Heroes season 1! We's be addicted, that why no updates. SORRY!!
Katara: I'm sorry, her friend destroyed her grammar.
Author: That's not be true.
Sokka: Yes, yes it is.
Author: NOOOOOSSS!!
Zuko: Yeah, well Let's start the story before the reviewer's grammar gets corrupted too.
Azula: Good idea.
Toph and Aang: ON WITH THE MERRY CHRISTMAS STORY!!
Christmas in the Fire Nation: The boys story
"And there's the town drunk getting thrown in the lake. Yep, it's Christmas." Zuko said with a smile, as he finished the tour of the town.
"Well that was very unproductive… LET'S BUY CHRISTMAS JUNK!! That will obviously end up in the back of our closets in three weeks." Aang said with a grin.
"LET'S GET MEAT!!" Sokka shouted.
"We should buy gifts so we can get shopping over with." Zuko suggested.
"We have two weeks. We need to do what guys to best." Sokka said with a grin.
"You mean completely forget and get cruddy gifts at the last minute?"
"EXACTLY!!"
"Not all guys are like that!" Aang shouted, sounding slightly insulted. "In fact, I already did my shopping."
"…Yeah, well we're like that… Let's go have fun!" Sokka shouted, then took off with Zuko.
1 week later
"Come on you guys! It's one week 'til Christmas. You have to go shopping!" Aang said, bugging them for the 452 time that week.
"FINE!! If you'll shut up, we'll go buy gifts." Zuko said, finally cracking.
"Yeah, I guess… So who do we shop for first?" Sokka asked looking over at Zuko.
"Well, I guess I should get my uncle something… Hm… I think I saw a nice china shop that sold teapots. And we can get Azula some muffins."
"Muffins?" Sokka and Aang asked in unison.
"She's a muffin crack head."
"Oh."
2 hours later
"HURRY!! We gotta get out of here before he catches us!!" Zuko said frantically as they ran from the china shop.
"Why did you have to break the mans tea pot?!" Sokka shouted as they ran from the crazed shop owner.
"Quick, this way!" Aang said as they ran into an alleyway and ducked behind some boxes as the shop owner ran buy.
"…Well that takes care of uncle." Zuko smiled as he pulled the teapot out. "Now we need to get some muffins, and some other junk."
"Yep, let's go." Sokka said as they go off, but not before checking if the coast was clear.
Two days before Christmas
"I can't believe that shop owner has been chasing us for nearly two weeks, what a nut case." Sokka said as they hid in another alleyway.
"Well at least we were able to get all of our shopping done." Zuko said, looking around for the shop owner.
"Now all we need to do is wrap them." Aang said with a smile.
"No actually, I paid someone to do it."
"WHAT?! But the wrapping is the best part!!"
"…LOSER!!" Sokka shouted, hitting Aang in the head.
"Sorry Aang, it's already done." Zuko said as they headed back home, watching for the shop owner to attack.
Christmas Eve
"I'm bored… Let's do something evil!" Zuko said, a grin spreading on his face.
"Yes! Evil!" Sokka grinned.
"YOU CAN'T!! I won't let you ruin Christmas!!" Aang shouted, willing to give his life to save Christmas.
"Well there's not much you can do." Zuko said with an evil grin as he pulled out some ductape.
Author: Can't wait to see what happens right? Sorry it's short!!
Azula: THEY CAN'T RUIN CHRISTMAS!!
Author: Oh don't worry, you'll love how this ends. –evil grin-
Azula: I hope so. –pouts-
Katara: When's it our time for Christmas stuff?
Author: Soon… very soon.
Toph: WHEN?!
Author: You'll see… you'll see.
Suki: If you don't stop that and tell us I'm going to beat the crap out of you.
Author: FINE!! In the next chapter. Goodness, have you ever heard of patience.
Suki, Azula, Katara, Toph: No.
Author: Losers. –walks off-
Ozai: READ!!
Zuko: AND!!
Azula: REVIEW!!
Iroh: OR NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!