Chapter 2

Meanwhile Saix suddenly realized he had been drinking beer for the last 5 hours.

He shrugged and gulped down his 503rd bottle that day. He walked out of the kitchen and bumped into Demyx, who apparently had been trying to teleport again. Saix yelled out in shock and fell down the stairs. He landed flat on his face.

After he got up he glared so hard at poor Demyx that Saix's eyes were actually burning through Demyx's cloak.

"Ow!" cried Demyx, exactly the way he screamed in KH 2 when he gets knocked back.

"God dammit Demyx you fucking fucker of a fuck damn fuck fucker fucking shit ass bitch fuck crap fucking fucker fuck!" screamed Saix.

"Um…colorful vocabulary?" squeaked Demyx.

"GAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Saix for the second time as he went into Berserk Mode. Then Demyx did one thing any sensible person would do-he ran like hell.

Saix cussed more as he chased after Demyx down the Hall of Empty Melodies, through Naught's Approach, through Proof of Existence, past a confused looking Luxord, through Ruin and Creation's Passage, to the Altar of Naught, where Demyx was cornered by Saix and the Luna Diviner was laughing like a crazy damn lunatic.

"Finally!" he screamed, foam coming out of his mouth and splashing Demyx on the face, "I've wanted to do this for a long time!"

"No!" cried Demyx.

Suddenly Xemnas's Dragon Ship went haywire and smashed Saix off the platform.

"I WILL GET YOU!" cried Saix as he fell into the abyss.

Demyx looked at the now giggling Dragon Ship, the looked down at Saix making an obscene hand gesture at him, and then suddenly looked behind him.

"AH!" screamed Demyx as the Grim Reaper killed the Dragon Ship and reached towards Demyx.

"I've been waiting for this moment…" said the Reaper.

"Please-don't kill me!" squeaked Demyx.

"Kill you?" said the Grim Reaper, looking puzzled, "I just wanted your autograph, I mean, you are a very cool and sexy guitarist, and you know…"

"Wait," said Demyx, "So you are not going to smash me, remove my internal organs, piledrive me and piss on my remains?"

"Why the hell would I do that?" asked the Reaper, "I just want your autograph on my body!"

Demyx signed the Reaper's, um; you might no want to know. Anyway after that, the Grim reaper giggled like a little girl and died for no reason whatsoever. Demyx shrugged and went back down the stairs to find Marluxia.

Saix fell onto Zexion.

That sums it up. The keebler elf fell onto the emo kid.

He looked up at Zexion and gasped. Zexion was wearing sleeveless shorts, baggy pants, and a gold chain around his neck.

"Zexion?" asked Saix cautiously, "is that you-"

He couldn't finish his sentence, as Zexion had suddenly jumped on top of him and pinned him down.

"Where's the babe?" he screamed, foam hitting Saix on the face.

"You mean Larxene? I dunno." said Saix, staring at the drooling Zexion.

"I must fuck her!" screamed Zexion again.

"Dude what the hell is wrong with you?" yelled Saix, "You're too emo to make personal relationships!"

"That's what you think, punk!" snarled Zexion. Saix's face was drenched with Zexion's saliva.

Suddenly Larxene came walking down the hall, holding an unconscious, beat up, and bloody Xaldin.

"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO SAY IT?" she yelled.

Suddenly Zexion jumped off Saix and tore off Larxene's cloak.

"Zex-what the hell are you doing?" she screamed as Zexion attempted to pry her T shirt off.

"I'm not Zex-I'm Z Dawg!" said Z Dawg.

"Get…off…me!" screamed Larxene as Z Dawg tore off her T shirt.

Larxene zapped Z Dawg with 1,000,000,000,000 billion volts, but Z Dawg was still attempting to lick her face.

Suddenly Axel bust into the room. "Get your damn shit paws off my GF!" he yelled and set Z Dawg's 'thing' on fire.

"No! My only weakness!" said the rapper/ gangsta/ homo man.

The real Zexion burst into the room and kicked Z Dawg into the abyss below the Castle That Never Was.

"Um, did I miss something?" asked Demyx as he wandered into the room. His eyes darted around the crowd. "OMFG IT'S SAIX!" yelled Demyx and he ran out of the room.

"Yo wazzup." said Xigbar, who had taken no part in the story until this point, for no particular reason whatsoever.

"Um…this is awkward." said Axel.

Everyone stood in silence looking at each other.

Well, let's just say they stood there for a long time.

Marluxia looked threateningly at the people gathered around him. He looked tall and menacing. And what was he doing? Prepare to freak out.

"More tea for you, Mrs. Fluffykins?" he asked a stuffed doll to his right. The Graceful Assassin giggled girlishly and poured some tea into his teacup. Yes, his room was decorated in lavish pink, and he was having a tea party. He's not exactly gay; he's just…overly feminine.

"Mar?" said an annoying voice he recognized as Demyx's.

Marluxia jumped up and pressed a button immediately. His room turned back into its original white.

"What do you want Demyx?"

"Hey dude do you have like, 20 dollars? I want to buy some cookies."

"What if I said no?"

Demyx's lower lip twitched. Tears formed in his eyes and he burst out of the room screaming.

Marluxia looked in disgust at the Melodious Nocturne and pressed the button again. His room turned back into the fluffy pink hell that you can all visualize.

"Now, Mr. Funny Buny, want more tea...?"

Meanwhile Vexen sat around in his lab. This party thing had been a total failure, and the castle was in chaos. He tried to make a happy potion, but all he managed was diarrhea and constipation.

"One last try." He sighed, and he gulped down a purple liquid. Suddenly, Vexen twitched. The glass dropped, and his skin turned grey. He had turned into an emo scientist genius guy!

"Muhahaha!' yelled Vexen, "I will turn everyone in this castle emo!"

Xemnas arranged the papers on the desk. Why hadn't anyone come to his emergency meeting? Suddenly a guy with a yellow head walked into the room.

"Who are you?" asked Xemnas warily.

"Mmmmmm. Mmmmmmm!" said the man.

"Are you gonna answer me-?"

"-Now, or earlier?" the man cut in, grinning like an idiot.

"Now! Right now!" snarled Xemnas.

"The thrill…of the hunt!" said the man.

"Dude, what's your name?" asked Xemnas.

"I'm Blockhead." said Blockhead, still grinning like a SOAB.

"What is your purpose here?" asked Xemnas

"Is this the bathroom?" said Blockhead.

"Uh, no this is the emergency meeting room."

"What? Don't you ever want to piss?"

"I do! It's just this isn't the bathroom, you fucker!" snarled Xemnas, starting to get impatient with this retarded idiot.

"You're just jealous because I threw insults at the Dusks!" said Blockhead happily.

"You…what?"

"Oh, I gave those rascals a piece of my mind!" said Blockhead.

FLASHBACK

Some Dusks are gliding around the place. Blockhead walks up to them.

"Hey you blackmailer, you…ruffian, you…person thingy!"

END FLASHBACK

"Um…right."

"Yeah!" said Blockhead.

"So…what do you want?" asked Xemnas.

"I want to show everyone in the castle the Buster Sword I stole from Cloud!" shouted Blockhead.

Suddenly Vexen crept up behind Blockhead and poured emo on him. Suddenly Blockhead began to turn grey. His eyes bulged as he took out a pair of scissors.

"No…must resist temptation…to…cut wrist! No…must not…slit throat…gack."

Blockhead stabbed his stomach and he died (No freaking duh) as Vexen walked up to Xemnas with more emo.

"No, Vexen! I'm your Superior! I command you to…No!..."