OK, the second Mini for Zelda! And the crowd goes wild!! (Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayz!) Anyways, in your review (if you make one) I wanna hear which clip was your favorite!

"Today we are setting up Link with almost all the girls from the Zelda games on a date at Telma's bar. Lets see the clips!" a game showhost said.

Clip #1 Link + Saria (equals) ?

Saria shifted in her seat. "Link, wouldn't you think, since I look so young, people would take one look at us and call you a child molestor?"

"Er..." Link trailed off.

Link + Saria (equals) Jail Time.

Clip #2 Link + Malon (equals) ?

Malon sighed. "Father, would you go away?!"

Link stared at Taon who was holding a pitchfork and standing behind Malon.

"You ain't old enough to be datin'!" he growled.

Link + Malon (equals) A Hospital Visit.

Clip #3 Link + Zelda/Shiek (equals) ?

"Did you have to come dressed as Shiek?" Link asked.

"I heard a rumor that someone is making another Zelda game where I get kidnapped again! I'm not taking any chances!" he/she replied.

Link + Zelda (equals) A Visit To the Zelda Game Designer.

Clip #4 Link + Hena (equals) ?

"Don't you just love fish?" Hena asked, as Telma served them two plates filled with fried fish. "It's all I ever eat!"

Link stared at his food with his mouth open. "I think that fish is still alive."

"Ooh, fish is all I eat! I mean, it is brain food, plus I get it for free! Don't you just love it? I mean, who needs other meats, fruits, and vegtables when you can eat brain food?!" Hena said, digging into her food.

Link + Hena (equals) Becoming A Vegatarian.

Clip #5 Link + Ruto (equals) ?

"Link! I'm so happy we're getting together!! I already planned our wedding, I reserved room in Lord Jabu-Jabu since that's where we Zoras' always get married, I want seven children, I bought your wedding ring after I gave you the Zora's Saphire. What do you think?" she asked talking extremely fast.

"Uhhh..."

Link + Ruto (equals) Registering In The Witness Protection Agency.

Clip #6 Link + Telma (equals) ?

"Link, I hope you like your food... I'm not totally sure why I agreed to do this. I don't even like you!" Telma said. "Link, are you even listening to me?"

"Uh-huh," he mumbled, staring at her chest.

Link + Telma (equals) A Slap Across The Face.

Link + Ilia (equals) ?

"Link, why did you leave me?! Why did you let those monsters abduct me?!" Ilia asked angrily. "Why didn't you come to rescue me?! Why can't I be the Queen of Hyrule?! Why doesn't Epona like me?! Why am I obsessed with country music?!"

Link's eyes twitched.

Link + Ilia (equals) Joining Therapy.