My name is Larxene, and I'm number 12.
Yes, I'm the beautiful, smart, and talented one of the group. Not to mention the only girl! Kinda reminds me of when I was still human. Only girl part of the team and the only one who would actually tell my partners "Get off your asses and stop drinking so we can get back to hunting for Cloud!" Heh, but that was a long time ago!
Anyways, I control the power of lightning. Anytime you make me mad, I could strike you down like a lightning rod. When the power went out at Castle Oblivion, I lit the place back up. I don't see the others doing that type of magic! But oh well, can't always get what we want.
I'm pretty sure all the guys are falling for me since there's nobody else to fall in love with, except themselves, but what are the chances of a relationship between Roxas and Axel? I mean come on! Still, it'd be nice to see them makeout, take a picture, and then post it on the internet. I can imagine all the reactions, sweet!
Even though being the beautiful and cute one is great and all, I hate that I get shocked EVERY SINGLE DAY! It's annoying! When I touch a doorknob, it shocks me! Go on the rug, shocks me! Even turn on the T.V., and it shocks me too! Isn't there anything that won't shock me? I mean, really now! I asked Xemnas for something else, but all he said was "You'll get used to it" and went back to sleep. Get used to it! Being shocked every single day? At least this didn't happen in the Turks! All this electrical stuff reminds me of a few weeks ago...
Okay, so there I was, just walking into the lounge. Marluxia, Axel, Demyx, and Zexion are all watching Sailor Moon or Bleach or whatever on T.V. I guess it was Sailor Moon, cause I could hear Axel say "Sailor Mars is sooo hot!" and Demyx go like "Sailor Mercury is sooo cute" and then Marluxia all "I love the way Tuxedo Mask throws his roses at the bad guys!" I rolled my eyes.
So anyways, the T.V. suddenly goes out. They all start freaking out as if it was the most important thing in the whole world and start to try to find a way to fix it. I tried to sneak by them, hoping they wouldn't see me so I could get to the kitchen. "Hey Larxene" Xigbar just happens to walk up to me. "You idiot!" I shocked him. I look back to the others and they're all staring at me. "Somebody kill me" I thought, but what good what that do? "LARXENE!" they all charged at me.
"Xigbar you're gonna pay when I get outta this!" I yelled back to him as I was chased by a stampede of men. "Why today? Why?" I thought to myself. I just wanted to go to the kitchen and get that last bag of pop rocks, but nooooo. Stupid Xigbar had to ruin everything! Just then, I tripped, which broke my thoughts. I turned onto my back and screamed as the boys crashed into me.
So a few minutes later, I'm sitting behind the T.V. and Marluxia is holding my bangs, pointing them in different directions while the others are sitting on the couch. "Over to left" Axel waved his hands. He moved my bangs to the left. I groaned. This was the fifteenth time this week! "Moon Cosmic Dream Action!" the T.V. said. The boys cheered. Marluxia taped my hair in position and then got back to the T.V. "Could it get any worse?" I groaned. "Hey everybody" Xemnas walked in, eating my pop rocks! At the sight of that, I screamed.
But that was only one of the times, here's another. Okay, so this time, I'm in the lounge watching Yu Yu Hakusho and decide to get and get a soda. What? They have hot guys, I can't help it! So while a commercial is on, I get up and walk to the kitchen for a soda. I open the fridge and there it is, the last can of Moonkist. I take it and I'm about to turn around when I feel something hard slap my butt. At first, I yelled "Who's the wise guy?" but then, I look down and there's a pot sticking to my butt. "Crap! Not again!" I groaned. I tried to pull it off, but it was a no go.
My show was about to come back on so I started to walk towards the room, a few more metal things grabbing onto me. There was only one thing to do now. "I call upon the power to strike!" I pointed my finger to the ceiling. A blast of lightning struck down around me and melted the pans off. Xemnas was going to kill me for it, but oh well.
"Oh, nice" Axel said a few feet across from me. "I tried to tell Xemnas!" was all I could say. "Whatever" he started to walk past me, but just one inch away from, he gets a huge shock. I look back at him and see him burnt like a tree from a forest fire. He turns around to me and lets out a puff of smoke before passing out. "Now he's gonna kill me" I sighed.
So there's my problem with electricity. I wonder if the others have it as bad as I do.