Chapter 2: the hot spring monster

"Hey Naruto, isn't it strange that Tamari's fan malfunctioned today?" Tenten said thoughtfully sitting at a large wooden dining table along with all the rest of the ninja except Sakura who was desperately trying to read a Chinese cook book.

"yeah, it is strange, as if Tamari was trying to trick us into falling into the snow…" Neji said almost asleep.

Suddenly a loud crash echoed from the kitchen. Sasuke sat up and said boredly "I will see what is wrong." and left to the kitchen. Ino also got up I will explore the hotel." And left for outside.

2 minutes later….

"HOLY POOP!" sounded an echo from outside, there is a HOTSPRING Sakura"

At that note Sakura ran out of the kitchen panting "REALY" She exclaimed holding a frying pan and an apron.

After a dinner of extremely weird green squiggly stuff Sakura was ecstatic about going to a hot spring. But problem was Shikamaru threw up and she had to clean it up looking sulky.

"WOAH, THIS PLACE IS AWSOME" squealed Sakura squeezing Sasuke's hand so hard he lost circulation. The spring was huge; it was separated by a large wooden gate. One side was labeled women, and the other men. Naruto was smiling evilly and Hinata was sinking into the shadows. Neji just refused point blank ,and was now in his room taking a shower.

Sakura's eyes were as big as tennis balls.

"S-A-K!" Sasuke tespritaly tried to say, Sakura was now hugging him so hard he cound not breathe.

"Whats that?" Sakura said turning her attention to Sasuke.

"GOD DANGIT SAKURA, GET OFF HIM"! Screemed tenten kicking her in the shin.

"ow, ow, OW!" Sakura said jumping up and down on her non-injured leg.

10 minutes later, Girls Changing room…

"I wonder why Tamari didn't want to come with us?" Tenten said unties her short brown hair.

"T-tamarie said she was busy with an evil plot to blow up something in the sound village" Hinata piped in squeakily

"well that's okay, at least it's now us" Said Ino snorting

Very little did they know what was going on in the boys changing room…

"Naruto, what are you thinking you idiot?" Sasuke said dimly

"probably something unsutible for young eyes." Said Shikamaru Lazily

"huh, were you talking to me?" murmured Naruto as he put down his not book and pen.

"yes Naruto, they were." Kakashi spat.

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"OW, whyed you do that for?" Said Naruto rubbing a lump on his head, "THAT hurt"

" because I knew you would do something dumb" sneered Sakura marching off and through the wooden door of the girls hot spring her light blue towel whipping behind her.

Hinata scrambled through the door and Tenten and Ino scurried after her.

Suddenly Neji walked through the door looking frightened,

"SAKURA'S GREEN STUFF IS ALAIVE, IT IS WRECKING THE CABIN AND EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!" he screamed flaling his arms

"what a drag said shikamaru" Who still had his towel on her went inside.

10 minutes later….

"he still hasn't come back" Said Ino shakeing. Everyone looked at her. "wha, huh, What do I care!" She said crossing her arms and turning around.

"I'm GOING IN AFTER HIM!" Naruto pronounced happily.

But before he could make a step, A giant green squishy leg crushed the doorway.

"HOLY CRAP!" Screamed tenten hiding behind Neji.

Will they fend off the monster? Find out in chapter 3... Coming January 2008