Rock: hey Andrew have you seen AJ?

Andrew: I have not Rock.

AJ: Gyaaaaaa!!! (burst into the room from behind them) Help me! They're going to molest me!!!

Rock: (not hearing him) hmm… maybe he went golfing…

AJ: (arms grab his legs and pull him back.) I'm over here you idiots! The Develia girls are trying to rape me!! Ahh!!!

Andrew: Oh well. Let's go find him. (Both of them walk away)

AJ: you fucking idiots!!! Kyaaaaaa!!! (Gets pulled back into the door and the door shuts closed)

--X--

As they were roof jumping, Vanilla took this time to think.

'Where am I? I know this is earth, but where is earth? This is a very strange planet… and this boy who is holding me…' looks up into Naruto's sapphire eyes, 'why am I blushing and acting strange around him? I am supposed to keep my emotions in check… am I falling for him? No… it cannot be… we just met a few minutes ago… although he gave me my first kiss… no! I must not think of this boy any longer! I must forget this feeling! But then again…' she looks up and down Naruto's body and blushed, 'he does possess a well-built body… I find that desirable… and his eyes… they are deep… I am genuinely surprised no one has yet to claim him.'

-x-

Hinata stopped what she is doing and blinked twice, "hm… my some-whore-is-trying-to-get-my-Naruto-kun-when-i-laid-claim-to-him sense is tingling…"

Neji overheard her and sweat dropped. He backed away slowly from Hinata and put his hands up into a defensive gesture.

-x-

Vanilla blinked, "well that was a strange thought…"

Naruto looked at her, "what was a strange thought?"

"Oh nothing…"

They continued roof jumping and landed in front of the Hokage Tower. As they went in, Naruto thought of something.

"Hey Vanilla."

Vanilla looked up into his eyes, "Yes Naruto-kun?" She realized what she said and blushed. She buried her face into his jacket so he wouldn't see.

He blushed when she called him -kun and then when he felt her dig her face into his jacket, thinking that she is trying to smell him, "umm… when you asked which planet are we on, does that mean you're from a different planet or something like that?"

Everyone else that came with them instantly listened in.

Her blush finally disappearing, she looked back up to him again, "Yes. I am from a different planet in a different galaxy. I work for a group called the Angel Troupe. We are on a mission to destroy the Black Moon and keep peace in the universe. While my team and I were engaged in battle with the Black Moon, a vortex opened up and sucked me in. That is how I wound up here."

"I see… so, how are you going to find your way back home?

"I could possibly put up a radio transmission onto my tracker. That way, my team could easily pinpoint my location and find me here. But I suspect that it might take me a few moths to find out how."

"Cool! Maybe I could meet your friends! They seem like an interesting bunch!"

"Interesting indeed…"

"Angel Troupe huh?"

"That is correct."

"That kind of suits you! Maybe I should call you angel for now on!!!"

Vanilla blushed at this comment, "Um… O-ok…. Oh my…" 'is he willing to call me that already?'

Oblivious to what that actually means, "Ok then! Angel it is!"

They stopped in front of the door leading to the Hokage's office. Kakashi knocked on the door, since Naruto is occupied holding Vanilla, apparently oblivious to the jealous stares of other girls that passed by them toward Vanilla. The door opened, and the sight they saw made them sweat drop. Tsunade was literally battling her paperwork. Somehow, the stack of paper actually was given life and was in a heated battle with Tsunade in a strange and ironic way.

"Oh hello Naruto," Tsunade said bashing the paperwork with a paper fan, "What is it?"

"Um… did you try using a forbidden jutsu to get rid of the paperwork again?"

"Eheh…" she finally was able to dispel the jutsu that was on the paperwork and it scattered all over the ground, "Maybe…"

Naruto sweat dropped and everyone else blinked thinking what he meant by 'again', "Um… right… anyway, we have a problem…"

She made three shadow clones and made them pick up all the papers, "What is it gaki, and who is the girl?"

"Um well you see…. Her name is Vanilla and… she needs a place to stay," Naruto said nervously, hoping she wouldn't press matters further.

Tsunade raised one of her eyebrows (The Rock style!) and looked over the girl. She put her hand on her chin and was contemplating in deep thought. She then went up and circled both Vanilla and Naruto and looked them over. She bent down and looked directly in Vanilla's eyes. Vanilla didn't blink. She circled them three more times, seeing the nervousness on Naruto's face.

"Girl, where are you from?"

She responded in her monotone voice, "I am… from out of town."

"Which village are you from?"

"Um…"

"She's from Iwa Tsunade-sama," Kakashi said reading his perverted book, "She came her because of the loss of her parents, thinking she could find residence in this village to get away from her pain."

Tsunade seems to buy this for a moment, as her face immediately saddens. After what seemed like hours, which is actually 2 minutes since the clock is broken and seems to go past thirty minutes every ten seconds so Tsunade had to take it down to replace it later which takes a bitch and a half to do, but that's past the story here, she perked up and said, "ok."

Naruto let go of the breath he didn't even know he was holding. She was going to have a home in the village, she would meet knew people, accustom to the traditions, get to know her better, or at least until her friends could find her. Just when Naruto was about to thank Tsunade, she said, "But… we have a problem…"

Naruto's face faltered when she said but, "Problem? What sort of problem?"

"We don't have room…"

Naruto dropped his face down so you can't see his eyes and his bangs are covering them…

"But I do have a solution!" Tsunade said in a cheery voice, "It will solve her problem in no time!"

Naruto brightened up when he heard that she had a solution, 'maybe I will get to know her after all!'

"She will have to move in with you."

Time seemed to stand still when the Hokage said those words. The room was so silent, you could hear Gai and Lee's rants of youth from the training grounds, and those damned green monsters just won't shut the hell up for the love of God. You could of heard them anyway, but just a little quieter.

"WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screeched, but still does not compare to how Sakura screeched.

"You heard me Naruto. She will have to move in with you. Besides, she is the one in your arms after all."

Naruto and Vanilla's face turned beet-red. Naruto tripped backwards, taking Vanilla with him, and fell on his back. Vanilla, surprised, turned around and accidentally kissed him like she did last time. But this time, both of their mouths were open. As both of the tongues made contact, Naruto and Vanilla's face turned so hot, that steam was coming out of their ears. Sakura gaped and pointed towards them, Jaraiya was currently on his 4th notebook of the day, taking so much notes about them, Kakashi eye smiled, happy to be a witness, and Tsunade was taking pictures. How she got out a camera out of nowhere is anyone's guess. At that moment, Kurenai turned lesbian, Anko became nice to everyone, Ino and Sakura made up and became a successful owner of the worlds biggest flower company, Sasuke gave a true, genuine smile, Shino talked nonstop, Kiba killed himself, Akamaru started humping Hana's leg, who was trying to look up porn on the computer, Hinata flipped everyone off, Kakashi became a woman, Jaraiya turned gay and married to Britney Spears, Orochimaru turned into Michael Jackson, Kabuto was singing 'who let the dogs out', Shikamaru became an active enthusiast, Choji was the president of the United States of America, Gai and Lee started killing people who claimed to be youthful, Tenten started bitching to people, by killed them, Neji fated himself to kill himself, so he killed himself, Ibiki became constipated, Shizune killed Tonton and made a ham sandwich out of him, Ayame threw boiling hot water on her dad's face, who was crying out in pain and accidentally stabbed himself with a kitchen knife, Itachi turned girly and was opening up a manicure shop, Kisame jumped off a building, Gaara learned the values of life, Tsunade's boobs started shrinking, Iruka became a pimp, with Anko his bitch, and Naruto became a man. Lastly, Britney Spears album finally hit number one in the box office. The Universe stopped on its tracks and collapsed in on itself.

-x-

Naruto's eyes fluttered open from the strange dream he had. When he woke up, he noticed three things, one, he was still kissing Vanilla, with their mouths open, who was currently sleeping on him with only her undergarments on, two, he was shirtless and she was on top of him, and three he was not in the Hokage tower and was on the bed in his apartment. He slowly tried to pry Vanilla off of him, blushing when the tongues were rubbing against each other when he did it. But note the key word: tried. Vanilla wrapped her arms around Naruto and deepened the kiss, moaning at the same time. Naruto didn't know what to make of this. 'Why the hell is she doing this? And in her sleep nonetheless…' Naruto gave up. He noticed there was a piece of paper next to his head. He picked it up and read it, noting that it was from Tsunade.

Hey Naruto!

When you two passed out, we took the liberty of putting you back into your apartment. We also took off most of both of your clothes so both of you can enjoy a good sight when you wake up! Hope you two have fun!

P.S. (in Kakashi's writing) you realize by now that both of you are still kissing. Didn't want to interrupt your session! (A picture of a chibi Kakashi was giving thumbs up)

P.P.S (in Jaraiya's writing) Gaki! You are making me rich! The material I got from both of you is enough to make ten books! I'll send you the first copy tomorrow!!!

P.P.P.S (in Tsunade's writing) I took several pictures of both of you kissing. I'll black mail you later, but for now, have fun with your new girlfriend!

Naruto twitched when he read Kakashi and Jaraiya's part, and gaped when he read Tsunade's part. The thought of blackmail scared him. He looked at Vanilla, who was giving no signs of letting go, or get her tongue out of his mouth for that matter. He wrapped his arms around her, who tightened her grip back, and closed his eyes, waiting for the darkness of sleep to take him.

-x-

Milfie was in her room, crying into Takuto's shoulder. They may have destroyed the Black Moon, but their friend Vanilla was lost.

"Takuto! I can't believe Vanilla is dead! I couldn't do anything about it! If only..." she sobbed harder into Takuto's shoulder.

"Don't worry Milfie," Takuto said while comforting Milfie and wrapping his arms around her, "I know she's not dead! She's tougher than thought!"

Milfie sniffed and looked up to Takuto with tear-stained eyes, "You… you think so?"

"I know so!" he said.

Milfie calmed down a little and rest her head on his chest, occasionally sniffing to stop her tears, "I hope you're right…"

-x-

"Alright Sasuke. Soon, you will return to your village where you belong."

"Why are you willing to let me go so easily Orochimaru? Do you have a plan?"

"No Sasuke… not this time… it seems I am dieing from a disease that's eating me away… there wouldn't be any reason for you to stay here when I'm gone. I know you miss your village very much, and I know they will accept you back, but for a price…"

"Thank you Orochimaru… um… Orochimaru?"

"Yes Sasuke?"

"Do you… do you know anyone by the name of Michael Jackson? I had this weird dream that-"

"Oh! Well, look at the time! You should be sleeping!"

"But you didn't-"

"That story is for another time Sasuke! Time to run now! See ya!"

"Um… ok…"

--X--

Rock: any luck?

Andrew: no I haven't seen him yet…

Rock: wonder where he is…

AJ knocked down the door they were in.

AJ: I'm over here you bastards! Look behind you!

Serenity came up to him with a dominatrix outfit and a whip. But this Serenity was in her blood form.

Serenity: You are not going anywhere! (drags him back into the other room)

AJ: GYAAA!!! You bastards help me! (Dragged into the other room with the other Develia girls)

Rock: you hear something?

Andrew: Nope.

Rock: oh well…