I remember my mind fading into the darkness. The black abyss, I thought I was never going to rise from the state I was in ever again. My eye lid was heavy as I forced it open. The light's of the room were bright and I was tempted to shut my eye again. From my left I heard a gasp. I glanced over to see my team. I didn't dare sit up, not wanted to stay here a moment longer then I was forced to. So instead my hand trailed down to the newly formed scar across my abdomen. She kept it as short as she could. I wiggled my toes making sure they worked still. Then I flexed the muscles in my thighs.
Tsunade walked in then. "No worries Kakashi, everything still works." Her expression changed from the last time I saw her. Now it was more relaxed. She smiled at me. I attempted to smile back. All she could see was my eye crease, but she still knew I was smiling back. "If you ever do anything that stupid again I'll kill you."
As she was talking my eye drifted from her mouth to her breasts. "I was only doing my job." I said with another eye crease. I heard her laugh, it was short lived and sweet, but a laugh. I sat up. It stung a bit, which meant that my everyday routine was going to be off for a while.
"Kakashi-kun!" Sakura said as she ran over to my bed. Her arms wrapped around my shoulders. I took my arm and hooked it around her waist. When she pulled away I saw the worry in her eyes. She looked like she hadn't slept in days. I debated on whether or not to ask how long I was out.
"How long was I asleep?" the words slipped from my mouth.
"Three days." Sakura answered before she engulfed me in another hug. It made sense, she looked as if she hadn't slept in about three days. She would have done the same if it had been Naruto who was in the hospital asleep. Which wouldn't surprise me.
"So your awake now Sensei!" Naruto said as Sakura let go and he patted my back. I nodded slowly. I heard giggling from behind the curtain. I looked down and saw that Tsunade-sama had left me in nothing but my boxers and mask. I let my head fall back with a sigh. Sakura handed me a pair of pants and a shirt from my apartment. I grabbed the pants from her and shifted my weight to throw my legs off the side of the bed. She was still holding out the shirt when I slipped my legs into the pants and stood up. It was a shirt that I would normally wear, my vest was still on the chair. I slipped on my sandals and my vest.
Tsunade stood in the doorway. I flashed a smile her way. "I have to make my rounds." As Sakura and Naruto walked past her I stayed behind. "Stop by my office later and I'll have your new uniform." That's right, I remembered her shredding mine to pieces to get it off of me. I let my imagination wander, changing the scenario. She was still straddling me, her breasts in my face. My hands were on her hips. She would moan out my name repeatedly.
"Kakashi!" Sakura yelled and slapped my arm. I snapped out of my fantasy. "Come on!" she grabbed my arm just above the elbow, dragging me with her. We walked to the ramen shack. I wasn't going to eat until I got to the privacy of my own home and Sakura knew it. I checked the pockets of my vest and found my book, inside my book was a note, from Tsunade. Kakashi, here's a list of foods you can eat and on the back are the ones you can't eat. If you disobey me, you will be punished. Tsunade.
I laughed at the last sentence. I debated on disobeying her just to see what my "punishment" would be. I let my mind wander again. Would she use a whip? Chains? Would she tie me to the bed? I shivered at the thoughts. A smirk crossed my face. Having her standing next to my bed in nothing but a silky robe, I'm sure she has one. I saw it when I barged into her office one morning. That got me sent across the village. She has some good aim because I landed in the hospital.
I shook the memory away, and went back to my wandering mind. For no reason what so ever the song 'I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper' popped into my head. I could just picture Tsunade climbing the pole and then sliding back down. I snickered out loud.
"Kakashi what are you thinking about?" Sakura asked me.
"Oh, nothing, Sakura-chan!" I said with a smile. She just rolled her green orbs and went back to her noodles. I took in my surroundings. Naruto was talking with Hinata. Sakura was eating her ramen. I looked up at the Hokage tower, I could see Tsunade-sama standing at the railing looking down at her village. I stood up. "Sakrua-chan, I hate to cut this short, but I have to go see Tsunade-sama."
"Bye." Sakura looked a little depressed. I'd have to stop by her house later tonight as see what was bothering her. I glanced back at her, sitting alone. I hated to leave her like this. But I needed my new uniform. I leaped from building top to building top till I got to the Hokage tower.
"Tsunade-sama." I said with a bow as I entered her office.
"Kakashi, I wasn't expecting you till later." She said reaching into the drawer of her desk and pulling out my new mask, vest, and amour. "Here you are."
"Thank you Tsunade-sama. So Tsunade, when you said that I'll be punished if I didn't eat the right foods what did you mean?" A grin crossed my face, and my eye creased.
My arm received a tingling feeling from her slap. "Pervert."