19 Lovely Days of Christmas

by efftless

I know it's early, but it'll last, I promise. Well anyway, Christmas begins to shine, and everyone's personality alters ridiculously. Maybe it's the weather's fault? Who knows. Lot's of Parings, Humor, and Yaoi. Dashed with a lil' AU and a bit' OOC

2. Day 2

19 Lovely Days of Christmas

Warnings: OOC-ness

(A/N: Love is in many forms, so it is respected no matter how different, unlike in this caged country.)

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"I shall give my Sakura-chan a frozen flower, that reflects the light of YOUTH!"

"Heh. Pathetic."

"Oh really Neji?! What are you getting for you know who?!"

"Heh... Well.. if you insist... (Warning: Very VERY OOC) IM GONNA GET MY TENTEN SOME SHINY RIBBONS AND BOWS, SO THAT WHEN SHE WEARS THEM HER GRACEFULNESS GLISTENS , THE BEAUTY OF HER SKIN THAT JUST SHINES BRIGHTLY AS HER SOUL IS TARNISHED IN MY LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! That's what I'm getting her... Fool."

"Tch. You guys are lame." A voice arosed.

"OH REALLY SHIKAMARU?!" The two boys barked back.

"Oh yeah, really, unlike you guys, the guy I'm after isn't really into such graceful things... just one second in bed with me, and he'll be all over me and i probably don't have to do anything but just sit there and enjoy myself." Shikamaru stated so cooly, and awesomely as he stretched and looked away.

"PFFFTTTTTTT!" Neji practically choked on his spit.

"I know Naruto, and I don't think he's into guys. He also told me he hated this time of year too!" Lee spoke in a manly tone.

"Yeah yeah, words words." Shikamaru just yawned and closed his eyes.

"Well.." Chouji began to speak. "Well... I li--"

"Anyway, why would Sakura have a party on the 2nd day of Christmas? We're far away from the gift giving day." Ino interrupted.

"Yeah, she's weird." "Maybe psycho..." Neji whispered into Lee's ear.

"SHUDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! YOU'RE AFTER A GIRL WHOSE THE LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER ON THE SET!!"

A silence brewed, that annoying cricket began to sing. And that ironic tumble weed rolls in.

"Wrong line dufus." Ino whispered.

"ERrrrrr ehehehehehehehhehehehe... I mean ummmm...-ahem- Don't be mean Neji, maybe she's going through something, and needs company?"

"Well, I thi--"

"We're going no matter what, it's just why are we going?" Ino rudely interrupted Chouji again.

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Meanwhile.

"Oh, Naruto-kun?" A soft voice was heard

"Oh! Hey Hinata! Ordering something?"

"Oh, no. I---I'm in the girl scouts selling warm cookies around town."

"Oh. Trying to get some munny eh?"

"Oh yes, same for you?"

"Oh yeah! Getting a gift for everyone and that certain someone!" The boy winked.

"Oh, ok...!" Hinata blushed. (LOL i used oh in the beginning of each sentence..)

"Uhhhhhh.. I gotta get these orders out, so.. uhh.. talk to you later?"

"Umm.. yeah. I was gonna go sell some cookies at Sasuke's shop across the street anyway."

"AKSJWOEFASDFGAGF!!!" A sound came from Gaara behind the blonde sounded so strange. Like a cough/sneeze/choke/and a gurgle all in one.

"You ok Gaara?!" The blonde rushed to his funky friend.

"Ughhh yeah.." 'Shit. Sasuke across the street? That hottie working so close to us might ruin my super duper evil dark plans...'

"Ehehehehehehe.. choked on some water." Gaara coughed.

"Well.. see ya Naruto-kun!" Hinata yelled

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Couple seconds later across the street.

"Thank. You. Here's. Change. Come. Again." The Uchiha smiled uncontrollably. Still trying to train himself to smile.

"Thank you!" A costumer said 'Psycho...'

"Hey buddy..." Kiba spoke. "When are you gonna stop talking like a robot?"

"What. Are. You. Talking. A. Bout.?!?!?!" Sasuke's voice began to rise. 'How do people smile?! It's so FREAKIN HARD!'

"Ehhh... never mind... Oh! Hey Hinata!" The boy howled, and so did his jacket.

"Teehee, Akamaru in there?"

"Ehehehehehe shhhh shhh-"

"Anyway, wanna buy some cookies? Im selling them for girl's scouts."

"Ummmm... We're good. Thanks anyway!"

"Awww. Ok."

"Why watsup?"

"Oh.. I've been around town trying to sell them. No one wants them, even I don't."

"Ahahahahahah, nice one. Well I wish you good luck! Maybe try Naruto? He's a cookie monster!"

"Oh, no. I tried to give him some, but he was too busy working across the street from here.

"KAGHSJKHDGSFHSJKD" A sound came from behind Kiba that sounded like a sheep and an elephant making love.

"Meh, Ichiraku eh...?" Kiba barked.

"Yaya. Well.. I have cookies to sell.. bye!"

"See ya! Umm... Sasuke...you alright..?"

"Get. Me. Tissue. Please." The robot voice spoke as blood ran down the boy's nose.

"Pervert."

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Im sorry, the characters are like this, just because they all have a part in my devillish play. Anyway, Review pleasee!