Uncle Iroh: Prince Zuko, what is taking you so long? The whole place is
held up because of you!
As Zuko looks behind him, an offical looking man in a green and maroon
silk stomps up to him.
Guard: Will you sir, kindly move!
Zuko was already embarassed, but now a fury of rage came rushing out
in the form of two jets of red hot fire coming out of Zuko's fists.
Guard: Firebenders! Firebenders in the waiting station!
Uncle Iroh: No, no no, you see my nephew has... umm, FireFlake
Fever!
Zuko: Yes... um ohhhh it burns it burns, cough cough, add in a couple of
moans he thought, ahhhhh!
Guard: Whoa buddy there take it easy, fine return to the waiting area in an
orderly fashion. Good day to you Sir.
As Prince Zuko and Uncle Iroh got on the train and settled in, Zuko
remembered the smal book with the nightmarish title.
He carefully opened the book, and got more and more horrified(and think of
how many times Zuko has been horrified) as he read on. on The first page
said: Tip #1 Slather on the charm, do cheesy 1 liners about something on
there face ( hair, eyes, freckles, that unsightly mole etc.) and look beautful
about it. Underneath that Uncle Iroh had put: I'm so pretty, oh so pretty and
witty.
Zuko: WTF?
Chapter 2 is up, and Zuko may just give some thought into using Iroh's
advice. Could he use it on Katara? Mai? Song? Stick around to find out!
And please R+R! Bye!