TWO JOCKS AND A NERD

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS

A/N: SORRY FOR THE WAIT! I HAVE SCHOOL AND I FELT TO TIRED AND HAD WRITERS BLOCK! BLACH

CHAPTER 2: WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL (ONE DIRECTION)

Two weeks had past by so quickly for poor Dipper. It felt as if one moment he was reading about the Native Americans in U.S History and the next he was being swept away by the two popular kids. Between school, Bill and Gideon, the monster's running amuck around town and juggling homework with the weekend work at the shack, Dipper hardly had anytime to relax or let alone sleep. He rubbed his sleep deprived eyes for what seemed like the fifth time in Latin, he tried to focus on the text book in front of him. The book seemed to split into two, bewildered he raised his hand. After a moment of staring into space the teacher called his name. The two blonds on either side of him shared a worried look when Dipper didn't respond.

"Yes Dipper?"

"..."

"Mr. Pines?"

Dipper snapped himself out of it and stared at the teacher, a blush crossing his face.

"Uh... I don't feel very well." He said just above a whisper, breaths coming out a bit shorter than normal.

"Um could you speak up Mr. Pines?"

Feeling as if everyone in the room was watching him he quickly stood up breathing now ragged. The room swam in and out of focus and he quickly grabbed the closest thing next to him. His fingers hit soft fabric, he lifted his head to stare at the face of Gideon who had some how had stood up without him noticing.

"You alright there hun?"

Dipper shook his head yes as his voice failed him.

"Mr. Pines? Are you alright?" The teacher asked now standing up. "Do you need to go to the nurse?"

Dipper contemplated on the offer for a moment before shaking his head yes. He turned to his desk prepared to get his bags and books before he realised that his desk had been cleared. Staring at it dumbly for a second he tried to process what had happened, a hand gently grabbed his and pulled. Turning around and following the arm to it's owner;(who was unsurprisingly Gideon), Dipper blinked.

"Come on love why don't we help ya there?" He said with his southern twang. Unable to do anything but nod he let himself be dragged to the classroom entrance, where Bill was carrying his bag and holding the door open. As he was rushed out the door he heard Bill call to the teacher;

"Me and Gideon will take pinetree here to the nurse since he's new okay? Bye!"

Wincing at how loudly the door slammed shut Dipper fought to keep straight vision, which was hard since they were walking. Not even ten steps away from the room, his legs collapsed. Letting out a yelp Dipper fell forward, just before his nose hit the ground he was caught.

"Woah there hun! You look more tired then usual!"

Dipper gave a low groan as Gideon swept him off his very and into his arms.

"Couldn't sleep..." He mumbled as he unconsciously laid his head on his chest.

"When was the last time you slept Pinetree?"

"Mmmmmph." Was the only response Bill got. Laughing slightly Bill shifted the weight of Dipper's bag on his shoulder.

"Yeesh kid what do you carry in here?" He grunted softly staring at Dipper.

The boy tilted his head back to stare at the blond, "Stuff."

They made their way down the stairs.

"Do you even eat hun?" Gideon asked as he just realised the boy weighed about as much as a feather. It took Dipper a moment to respond.

"Sometimes I forget to eat but I eat at least once or twice a day."

"That's not healthy Pinetree." Bill stated with an 'all knowing' voice.

Dipper rolled his tired eyes. "Yeah well so is eating brown meat from the can but you don't see me complaining."

Gideon gagged. "What have you been eating?! Ugh... Never mind don't answer that."

Dipper laughed. "My Great uncle's a con man and the owner of the mystery shack. He likes money to much to actually spend it on real food. But hey when the supermarkets have rotten fruit I'd take canned meat any day."

Glancing over at the taller blond Dipper noticed the grimace that was painted over the others features.

"You need to eat something other than that canned meat." Bill said rather bluntly.

Dipper scoffed. "I know, but I don't have time anymore."

Bill raised an eyebrow. "Really? What have you been doing that's so important lately?"

Dipper gave a rather loud groan. "Well for starters checking all the wards around the woods that keep the dangerous creatures inside and make sure that it's secure, then talk to the Gnomes about how kidnapping humans is wrong, then homework, my shift, and sometimes spend time with my sister."

Gideon huffed. "Well haven't you been busy."

Dipper raised an eyebrow. "So you guys aren't questioning me about the Gnomes or the creatures?"

"Kid relax!" Bill started throwing his arms about in a wild flailing motion; "I wouldn't be surprised that you found this town to be weird, I mean your one of the smartest people I know! I don't understand how the idiots of this town don't see the supernatural anomalies of this town itself!"

"So I'm not the only one that notices that huh?"

"We're here." Gideon said pausing in front of a wooden door. Bill opened the door and ushered the two inside.

"Mrs. Maxwell!" Gideon called out as he set Dipper onto his feet. Dipper looked at the small nurses office. White...white everywhere. He shivered at the blinding whiteness of the walls. From around the corner a small fat short black haired lady walked out dressed in a nurses outfit that was to tight for her.

"Yes?"

Gideon pushed Dipper in front of him. "This is Dipper and he says that he doesn't feel well."

"Oh your face is flushed. Poor thing." She said and patted the only bed. "Sit dear."

'This is gonna take a while.'

/xx/x/

After the nurse ushered the blondes to wait outside and then quite obviously pointed out that he was sleep deprived, she told him to get more sleep and gave him dry crackers. The bell rang and Dipper was grateful that Bill had grabbed his bag. As the trio began heading towards the lunch room Bill had grabbed his hand and dragged him towards the school entrance, Gideon in tow.

"What?! Hey! Where are we going?!" He cried out.

"Shush hun, we're going out."

Dipper raised an eyebrow, "I can tell but I asked where?"

Bill laughed. "Straight to the point as always Pinetree, I like that! We're going to feed you real food.

Dipper gulped, 'Oh boy...'

A/N: SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER BUT I NEED IDEAS! IF YOU HAVE SOME FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER WRITE THEM IN THE REVIEWS! I'LL PICK SOMEONES IDEA OF WHAT THEY DO ON THEIR DATE.