Really? I mean, how rude! No one ever asks Total, do you think that this is right? Should we do this? No. Only because Im a talking dog?

And Max is saying that Iggy is a sexist pig! Well... If you want to know what Ii thought all these years, take a peek. Cause I mean Angel cared about me semi until

she turned all evil Gunther on us! The only times I have been treated well are the following

1. Being adopted by flying human hybrids

2. Getting shot in the tail(Im still mourning over it!)

3,Marrying Akila(My sweet Alaskan, 80 pound pure breed wife)

So you know what Ill start backwards. This is my story where I meet Dylan.

"Max, Angel!'' I groan inwardly. I was starving while we were in no where and were supposed be doing "good" the air shows. Max grunts and as her fist comes up in a protective stance I yelp out,"Ahhh!". I scooch out of the way as her unconscious hand hit the bed. Angel groaned and rubbed her eyes seeing me. "Total, go back to bed", she mumbled and laid he golden curls back down on the pillow. "Did you see! Max almost hit me!I mean! Come on!", I grumble and cuddle next to her head trying to get some sleep until just then the alarm clock rang. I wanted to growl. Max's hand once again came up in the air and hit the alarm clock. Except this time, she was awake. She groaned and stood up. I trotted over to her,"You almost hit me this morning!". "Tough luck pal!",she said and heade to Iggys room where Fang slept also. I am so sad! Angel woke up and stroked my fur. "ITs okay, Total". Well the rest of the morning was a breeze until we got to Hunter Gunther's place and saw Dylan. When he spread out his wings I swear you should have seen Max's face!He smiled half heartedly. Everyone left shocked and annoyed, but so\ince they didn't know I was still there, I stayed.I walked up to Dylan. "Hi I'm Total. Yeah, I know, talking mutant freak dog, what else is new?",I asked sighing sadly. He shook his head,"Actually, I'm used to mutants like you, but your different... special", he smiles. "Really?", I ask happily. Some one has noticed me being alive. "Yeah",he smiles sadly. Aw... he looked so sad. Like me.. I'll help him. "Buddy, whats up? You look depressed",I say sitting on his lap while creepy doctor was away. "Well.. Im Max's other half",he says shaking his head sadly, but then smiles. My eyes widen,"Buddy, If you want her, we have got to get rid of Fang".