Part 2
a/n: Heh... This really is weird. Don't worry, hardcore IZ fans, more BUM destroying is ahead. AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! ahem. Warning: Dib fans may be alittle mad with one certain part, but trust me, it isnt perminent. I would never make Dib join forces with the BUMs permainatly. Oops, I've said to much. *fires amnesia ray* Okay, that doesn't work through a computer moniter. ... ... ... ... *runs away*
Disclamer: All Invader Zim characters are property of Jhonen Vasquez. All Butt-Ugly Martian characters are property of some crappy show-making company.
Zim and the Martians fly at each other. At the last moment, the Martians move out of Zim's way. Zim swerves, because he almost hits a mountain.
Zim: You will pay for that! Gir!! Get them!
Gir goes all red.
Gir: Yes sir! I will kick their asses sir!
Gir flys up at the Martians. He shoots a laser out of his eye, hitting Do- Wah.
Do-Wah: Aaaaa! I want to eat something!
As Do-Wah falls, Gir changes back to blue and does another victory dancy thingy. Cut to the ground. Dib and Gaz continue watching Zim and the Martians fight. Mikey, Cedric, and Angela walk up to Gaz.
Angela: Hey. You come from Zim's town, right.
Gaz: ....yeah. Go away.
Cedric: Our aliens are gonna kick your alien's butt!
Gaz: Get the hell away.
Mikey: *gasp* Swearing is not nice!
Gaz looks at them. And looks at them. And looks at them.
Cedric: Okay... I'm kinda getting freaked out...
Gaz continues to stare at them. Then, she stares some more.
Angela: ...ahhh!!
The 3 kids start running away. Suddenly, Do-Wah falls on top of them, explodes, and kills all 4 of them. Suddenly, Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons appears.
Nelson: Ha-ha!
He dissapears.
Gaz: ...okay.
She pulls out her GS2 and starts playing as Zim and the 2 remaining Martians are fighting.
B-Bop: You will never destroy Earth! We will protect it!
Dib: Protect Earth!?
Dib runs out into the middle of the battlefield.
Dib: You're trying to save the Earth?
2-T: Yes, it is our job to protect the Earth from stuff and stuff.
Dib: Cool! Lets join forces to stop Zim!
Zim: What!? Dib, even I didn't think you could stoop THIS low!
B-Bop: Yay! Lets start singing for no reason!
The Butt-Ugly Martians: We are the Martians, the Butt-Ugly Martians! We don't wanna start a war! I just wanna hoverboard! We don't wanna conqure Earth! I just wanna fill my girt!(seriously, what the hell do they say there!? What is a girt!?) If you can go too far, you will see how tough we are! We are the Martians, the Butt-Ugly Martians! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da!
Dib just stands there.
Dib: Okay. That is reeeeeeeeeally annoying. Destroy them, Zim!!
Zim: I already have!
Dib looks around and sees the flaming reckage that was 2-T.
B-Bop: No!! You will pay, Zim! You will pa--EXPLODE!
B-Bop falls to the ground, in flames.
Zim: Ahhh.... Another win for the Irkens. Glory to Zim!!!
Cut to an alien spaceship in... space. Martian Emperor Bog and Dr. Damage had been standing at a computer panel thing watching the battle the whole time.
Bog: So! Those 3 weren't destroying Earth after all!
Damage: That's what I've been trying to tell you! But did you listen!? Noooooooo...
Bog: Well, I'll just have to destroy Earth myself. Bring the ship down to that short green alien!
The people watching the fight suddenly start screaming. The Spooky Chihuahua walks comes and starts walking around. It stares at all the bystandards. They start screaming and run away. That was lucky, because Bog's spaceship starts to decend and no one is there to see it. It flies towards the battlefield, and lands on The Spooky Chihuahua.
Dib: Whoa! What is that!?
A door opens and Bog and Damage walk out.
Zim: Ooh, they're ugly!
Bog: Are you the one who destroyed those traitorous... traitors?
Zim: Yes.
Bog: Allow me to thank you. I am Bog, Emperor of Mars!
Zim: Mars? But I destroyed Mars!
Bog: What!? You destroyed our planet!? Then I will destroy your planet! Uhh... where is your planet?
Zim: Uhh... It's a secret.
Dib: It's name is Irk!
Zim: Oh, you horrible, interfering Dib!
Bog: Then I will destroy Irk! ...but I don't know where that is, so I'll just destroy Earth.
Dib: What!?
Zim: Wait!! I'm supposed to destroy Earth! I was here first! By about 9 months!
Bog: Granted, but who cares? Soon, I will destroy Earth!! Ahahahahahahah!!!
Damage: Ahahahahahah!!
Bog: Quiet! Only I may laugh. Ahahahahahahahah! Ahahahahahah!!
Zim: Computer! Set auto-defense!
Zim's Voot Runner starts glowing. Suddenly, it shoots huge laser ball thingys toward Bog and Damage. They jump out of the way just in time; the laser ball thingys create a giant hole in the ground where they were standing. Bog and Damage jump into their ship and fly towards outer space.
Bog: Call the fleet! We shall attack Earth!
Zim looks at them and jumps in his Voot Runner. He flies up into outer space, following them. Dib stares up at them.
Dib: Okay.. So they're fighting, but they both want to destroy mankind... If I go up into space, I can finish off the winner, and Earth will be safe! Yes! The perfect plan! To my lab!!!
Dib runs off. Cut to Earth's orbit. Zim flies up to see 2,000 Martian ships heading toward Earth.
Zim: I can't possibly fight all of these by myself! This must be the entire Marzoid Fleet. Well... I must fight back.. with the Irken Armada! I must contact the Tallest!
Cut to The Massive, the Tallest's ship. Red and Purple are sitting on their thrones. Red is eating potato chips and Purple is drinking a Slurpee.
Irken Tech: Transmission coming from Earth... again.
Red: Ohh... Zim...
Purple: I'm really getting pissed off now.
Red: Oh well. At least he can entertain us a bit. What is it, Zim?
Zim appears on the main screen.
Zim: Sirs! I need the Irken Armada! The Marzoids have come to attack Earth! Earth was rightfully ours!
Red: Marzoids...?
Zim: They are from Mars!
Purple: Wait... didn't you destroy Mars?
Zim: Yes, but alot are still alive. I dunno. Maybe this whole crossover was never ment to be. But thosands are counting on me to destroy these bums, so I must! Send the Irken Armada to Earth, please my Tallest! I cannot survive fighting them by myself!
Red: Uh-huh... Yeah sure whatever, Zim. We'll send the Irken Armada. Bye now.
Before Zim can say anything else, the screen goes blank.
Purple: So.. should we help Zim?
Red eats a potato chip.
Red: Hmmm.... no let's not.
Purple: Okay.
Purple takes a sip of the Slurpee. Cut to Dib's room. He is on his lap top talking to Agent Darkbootie.
Dib: And that is why, Agent Darkbootie, I need a space fighter thingy!
Darkbootie: Dib, you have taken too many of our ships.
Dib: True, but I really need one!
Darkbootie: Fine. This is the last one. Come pick it up at NASAPLACE headquarters.
The screen goes blank.
Dib: Yes! Here I go to save the Earth!
Dib runs off toward NASAPLACE. Cut to Zim's Voot Runner. Zim is staring at the onslaught of Martians invaders.
Zim: I'll just have to hold them off untill the Armada gets here! Prepare for Doom!
Zim screams as he flies towards the ships. He shoots a laser at one ship. It explodes, causing a chain reaction that destroys 100 other ships.
Zim: Oh. That was easy.
Zim flies around shooting lasers. The amount of ships decreases from 2,000 to 1,000.
Damage: Nooooooooo!
Bog: Quiet! Only I may scream. Nooooooo!
Zim shows up on the radio screen.
Zim: Ha! I have already destroyed half your ships! Soon I will kill all of you! Your ships are so easy to destroy that this isn't even a challange!
Damage: Oh, here's the problem. The ship's shields weren't turned on.
Zim: D'oh!
Zim watches as the remaining ships all glow with the energy of a shield. A shieldy shield.
Bog: Attack!
The ships start shooting lasers at Zim. Zim screams and swereves out of the way. He fires back, but his laser bounces off the Martian's shields. It almost hits Zim, but he moves out of the way. It flies down to Earth. Cut to an Afghanistanese cave. Osama bin Laden steps out to get some fresh air when the giant laser hits the cave behind him. It explodes, killing bin Laden(yay) and starts a chain reaction that causes all Taliban caves to explode, killing all the Taliban officers and junk(double yay). Then, for no real reason, bin Laden materializes in New York City, still alive, giving everyone a chance to torture him like they so wanted to do(triple yay). Then, for no reason, all the abortionists on Earth explode(quadruple yay). Cut to Zim.
Zim: ...what a screwed up planet. They start wars with themselves and kill their own babies.
Suddenly, a gigantic ship comes out of Earth's orbit. It is shaped like an ape, and its hands are gigantic guns. And at the bridge of the ship is Dib.
Dib: Now, I just have to finish off the winner, and Earth will be safe aga-- Holy crap!
Dib looks up to see that 1,000 ships are coming his way, fighting Zim's Voot Runner.
Dib: Ugh.. There's no way I can fight them all. I'll have to help Zim defeat them and then I'll kill him! Heeheehee!
Dib flies up and fires a laser toward a ship. The laser bounces off its shield, and comes back towards Dib. Dib screams and dodges it.
Zim: Dib!? What the hell are you doing here!?
Dib: I've come to help you take care of these Martians once and for all!
Zim: Why?
Dib: Because... they're extreamly annoying!
Zim: Yes.. yes they are.
Dib: I think I know how to stop them! If I can send a virus into their ships, we can destroy them! Like in Independence Day!
Zim:*sniffle* It was so sad when all those aliens died...
Dib: ...yes.
Dib starts typing in his computer. The virus starts uploading, then finishes. Zim fires a laser at a ship. It exploded, but it didn't set off a chain reaction.
Zim: The shields are still pretty strong! I'll need your help!
But Dib isn't listening. He's having fun destroying Martians with his giant lasers. Zim join in and they both start having Martian-killing fun. Two Martian ships start talking to each other, and Dib intercepts the message.
Martian #1: What's up with this? They're stronger than us!!
Martian #2: Yeah.. We're supposed to be really strong!
Martian #1: That Irken isn't really that strong. But that big-headed human is pretty strong.
Martian #2: Yeah... His head sure is big..
Dib: Oh, that's it!!
Dib presses a button on his control panel. A wormhole opens up behind the two ships.. Cut to Zim. He has already destroyed all the Martian ships except for the one with Bog and Damage.
Bog: That does it! Come on! Me and you.. one on one!
Zim: Fine! But you will not win!
Cut to Dib and the 2 Martians. The Martians in the ships are screaming as they get sucked into the wormhole.
Dib: Yes.. You'll have a fun time in that wormhole.. Because at the end of this wormhole lies... A Room with a Moose!!
The Martians scream even louder when they get in and the entrance closes behind them, dooming them for an eternity with the Moose.
Zim: Hey! Don't use that wormhole! That was origialally my plan! It's copyrighted! Don't use it!
Dib: I can use whatever damn wormhole I want!
Zim: I'll kill you!
Dib: I'd like to see you try!
Zim flies at Dib.
Bog: Hey! We're supposed to be fighting!
Zim: Oh, sorry! Where are my manners!
Zim fires a laser, exploding Bog's ship, killing him, Damage, and everyone on it.
Zim: Now! I kill you Dib!
Zim rushes at Dib. He slams him with his Voot Runner. Dib goes flying towards Earth, but Dib stopped flying. He presses the wormhole button.
Dib: Say "hi" to those Martians for me, Zim!
The wormhole appears behind Zim. He looks at it and screams.
Zim: Damn you, Dib!!
Zim sets his engines to full blast trying to get away from the wormhole. Suddenly, Zim gets an idea. He presses a button on his control panel, and his laser guns turn in the opposite direction. He fires his lasers, and the go into the wormhole. The backlash from the laser firing gives Zim enough speed to get away from the wormhole's pull. Zim flies at Dib, presses the button to turn the guns again, and fires at Dib. It blows Dib's engain off.
Dib: Noooooooo!! Eject!!
Dib flies into Earth, and falls into the Pacific Ocean. Dib then is ejected from his ship, which then explodes.
Dib: Great! I'm stranded out in the middle of the ocean.. Well, at least it can't get worse.
Suddenly Dib cringes. After a few seconds he relaxes again.
Dib: Wow! I said it couldn't get worse, and nothing ironic happened! I guess movies aren't right about everything!
Suddenly, a giant whale swims towards Dib. It opens its mouth and swallows Dib whole. Dib screams as he slides through the intestines. Cut to Zim's base. Zim is on a moniter talking to the Tallest.
Zim: Why didn't you help me!? I had to fight their entire fleet by myself. But, I succeded, and the Martians are now completely wiped out!
Red and Purple look at each other.
Red: Sure, Zim. You destroyed their entire fleet.
Zim: It's true! I get the feeling that you don't trust me!
Purple: What!? Us!? Not trust you!? Don't speak of such nonsense! Bye now.
The moniter goes blank. Red and Purple look at each other and burst out laughing. Cut to the stomach of the whale that ate Dib. Dib is sitting on the "floor" looking around. His boots have melted.
Dib: Okay, Dib.. Don't worry.. You can get out of this...
Dib looks around some more. He sees the hot fluids dripping from the "ceiling", smells the foul-smelling air, and feels the sticky saliva on his body. Then he just stares into blank space.
Dib: Mommy.
The End
heheh... Dib lovers are gonna hate me for that ending.. Please Review.
a/n: Heh... This really is weird. Don't worry, hardcore IZ fans, more BUM destroying is ahead. AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! ahem. Warning: Dib fans may be alittle mad with one certain part, but trust me, it isnt perminent. I would never make Dib join forces with the BUMs permainatly. Oops, I've said to much. *fires amnesia ray* Okay, that doesn't work through a computer moniter. ... ... ... ... *runs away*
Disclamer: All Invader Zim characters are property of Jhonen Vasquez. All Butt-Ugly Martian characters are property of some crappy show-making company.
Zim and the Martians fly at each other. At the last moment, the Martians move out of Zim's way. Zim swerves, because he almost hits a mountain.
Zim: You will pay for that! Gir!! Get them!
Gir goes all red.
Gir: Yes sir! I will kick their asses sir!
Gir flys up at the Martians. He shoots a laser out of his eye, hitting Do- Wah.
Do-Wah: Aaaaa! I want to eat something!
As Do-Wah falls, Gir changes back to blue and does another victory dancy thingy. Cut to the ground. Dib and Gaz continue watching Zim and the Martians fight. Mikey, Cedric, and Angela walk up to Gaz.
Angela: Hey. You come from Zim's town, right.
Gaz: ....yeah. Go away.
Cedric: Our aliens are gonna kick your alien's butt!
Gaz: Get the hell away.
Mikey: *gasp* Swearing is not nice!
Gaz looks at them. And looks at them. And looks at them.
Cedric: Okay... I'm kinda getting freaked out...
Gaz continues to stare at them. Then, she stares some more.
Angela: ...ahhh!!
The 3 kids start running away. Suddenly, Do-Wah falls on top of them, explodes, and kills all 4 of them. Suddenly, Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons appears.
Nelson: Ha-ha!
He dissapears.
Gaz: ...okay.
She pulls out her GS2 and starts playing as Zim and the 2 remaining Martians are fighting.
B-Bop: You will never destroy Earth! We will protect it!
Dib: Protect Earth!?
Dib runs out into the middle of the battlefield.
Dib: You're trying to save the Earth?
2-T: Yes, it is our job to protect the Earth from stuff and stuff.
Dib: Cool! Lets join forces to stop Zim!
Zim: What!? Dib, even I didn't think you could stoop THIS low!
B-Bop: Yay! Lets start singing for no reason!
The Butt-Ugly Martians: We are the Martians, the Butt-Ugly Martians! We don't wanna start a war! I just wanna hoverboard! We don't wanna conqure Earth! I just wanna fill my girt!(seriously, what the hell do they say there!? What is a girt!?) If you can go too far, you will see how tough we are! We are the Martians, the Butt-Ugly Martians! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da!
Dib just stands there.
Dib: Okay. That is reeeeeeeeeally annoying. Destroy them, Zim!!
Zim: I already have!
Dib looks around and sees the flaming reckage that was 2-T.
B-Bop: No!! You will pay, Zim! You will pa--EXPLODE!
B-Bop falls to the ground, in flames.
Zim: Ahhh.... Another win for the Irkens. Glory to Zim!!!
Cut to an alien spaceship in... space. Martian Emperor Bog and Dr. Damage had been standing at a computer panel thing watching the battle the whole time.
Bog: So! Those 3 weren't destroying Earth after all!
Damage: That's what I've been trying to tell you! But did you listen!? Noooooooo...
Bog: Well, I'll just have to destroy Earth myself. Bring the ship down to that short green alien!
The people watching the fight suddenly start screaming. The Spooky Chihuahua walks comes and starts walking around. It stares at all the bystandards. They start screaming and run away. That was lucky, because Bog's spaceship starts to decend and no one is there to see it. It flies towards the battlefield, and lands on The Spooky Chihuahua.
Dib: Whoa! What is that!?
A door opens and Bog and Damage walk out.
Zim: Ooh, they're ugly!
Bog: Are you the one who destroyed those traitorous... traitors?
Zim: Yes.
Bog: Allow me to thank you. I am Bog, Emperor of Mars!
Zim: Mars? But I destroyed Mars!
Bog: What!? You destroyed our planet!? Then I will destroy your planet! Uhh... where is your planet?
Zim: Uhh... It's a secret.
Dib: It's name is Irk!
Zim: Oh, you horrible, interfering Dib!
Bog: Then I will destroy Irk! ...but I don't know where that is, so I'll just destroy Earth.
Dib: What!?
Zim: Wait!! I'm supposed to destroy Earth! I was here first! By about 9 months!
Bog: Granted, but who cares? Soon, I will destroy Earth!! Ahahahahahahah!!!
Damage: Ahahahahahah!!
Bog: Quiet! Only I may laugh. Ahahahahahahahah! Ahahahahahah!!
Zim: Computer! Set auto-defense!
Zim's Voot Runner starts glowing. Suddenly, it shoots huge laser ball thingys toward Bog and Damage. They jump out of the way just in time; the laser ball thingys create a giant hole in the ground where they were standing. Bog and Damage jump into their ship and fly towards outer space.
Bog: Call the fleet! We shall attack Earth!
Zim looks at them and jumps in his Voot Runner. He flies up into outer space, following them. Dib stares up at them.
Dib: Okay.. So they're fighting, but they both want to destroy mankind... If I go up into space, I can finish off the winner, and Earth will be safe! Yes! The perfect plan! To my lab!!!
Dib runs off. Cut to Earth's orbit. Zim flies up to see 2,000 Martian ships heading toward Earth.
Zim: I can't possibly fight all of these by myself! This must be the entire Marzoid Fleet. Well... I must fight back.. with the Irken Armada! I must contact the Tallest!
Cut to The Massive, the Tallest's ship. Red and Purple are sitting on their thrones. Red is eating potato chips and Purple is drinking a Slurpee.
Irken Tech: Transmission coming from Earth... again.
Red: Ohh... Zim...
Purple: I'm really getting pissed off now.
Red: Oh well. At least he can entertain us a bit. What is it, Zim?
Zim appears on the main screen.
Zim: Sirs! I need the Irken Armada! The Marzoids have come to attack Earth! Earth was rightfully ours!
Red: Marzoids...?
Zim: They are from Mars!
Purple: Wait... didn't you destroy Mars?
Zim: Yes, but alot are still alive. I dunno. Maybe this whole crossover was never ment to be. But thosands are counting on me to destroy these bums, so I must! Send the Irken Armada to Earth, please my Tallest! I cannot survive fighting them by myself!
Red: Uh-huh... Yeah sure whatever, Zim. We'll send the Irken Armada. Bye now.
Before Zim can say anything else, the screen goes blank.
Purple: So.. should we help Zim?
Red eats a potato chip.
Red: Hmmm.... no let's not.
Purple: Okay.
Purple takes a sip of the Slurpee. Cut to Dib's room. He is on his lap top talking to Agent Darkbootie.
Dib: And that is why, Agent Darkbootie, I need a space fighter thingy!
Darkbootie: Dib, you have taken too many of our ships.
Dib: True, but I really need one!
Darkbootie: Fine. This is the last one. Come pick it up at NASAPLACE headquarters.
The screen goes blank.
Dib: Yes! Here I go to save the Earth!
Dib runs off toward NASAPLACE. Cut to Zim's Voot Runner. Zim is staring at the onslaught of Martians invaders.
Zim: I'll just have to hold them off untill the Armada gets here! Prepare for Doom!
Zim screams as he flies towards the ships. He shoots a laser at one ship. It explodes, causing a chain reaction that destroys 100 other ships.
Zim: Oh. That was easy.
Zim flies around shooting lasers. The amount of ships decreases from 2,000 to 1,000.
Damage: Nooooooooo!
Bog: Quiet! Only I may scream. Nooooooo!
Zim shows up on the radio screen.
Zim: Ha! I have already destroyed half your ships! Soon I will kill all of you! Your ships are so easy to destroy that this isn't even a challange!
Damage: Oh, here's the problem. The ship's shields weren't turned on.
Zim: D'oh!
Zim watches as the remaining ships all glow with the energy of a shield. A shieldy shield.
Bog: Attack!
The ships start shooting lasers at Zim. Zim screams and swereves out of the way. He fires back, but his laser bounces off the Martian's shields. It almost hits Zim, but he moves out of the way. It flies down to Earth. Cut to an Afghanistanese cave. Osama bin Laden steps out to get some fresh air when the giant laser hits the cave behind him. It explodes, killing bin Laden(yay) and starts a chain reaction that causes all Taliban caves to explode, killing all the Taliban officers and junk(double yay). Then, for no real reason, bin Laden materializes in New York City, still alive, giving everyone a chance to torture him like they so wanted to do(triple yay). Then, for no reason, all the abortionists on Earth explode(quadruple yay). Cut to Zim.
Zim: ...what a screwed up planet. They start wars with themselves and kill their own babies.
Suddenly, a gigantic ship comes out of Earth's orbit. It is shaped like an ape, and its hands are gigantic guns. And at the bridge of the ship is Dib.
Dib: Now, I just have to finish off the winner, and Earth will be safe aga-- Holy crap!
Dib looks up to see that 1,000 ships are coming his way, fighting Zim's Voot Runner.
Dib: Ugh.. There's no way I can fight them all. I'll have to help Zim defeat them and then I'll kill him! Heeheehee!
Dib flies up and fires a laser toward a ship. The laser bounces off its shield, and comes back towards Dib. Dib screams and dodges it.
Zim: Dib!? What the hell are you doing here!?
Dib: I've come to help you take care of these Martians once and for all!
Zim: Why?
Dib: Because... they're extreamly annoying!
Zim: Yes.. yes they are.
Dib: I think I know how to stop them! If I can send a virus into their ships, we can destroy them! Like in Independence Day!
Zim:*sniffle* It was so sad when all those aliens died...
Dib: ...yes.
Dib starts typing in his computer. The virus starts uploading, then finishes. Zim fires a laser at a ship. It exploded, but it didn't set off a chain reaction.
Zim: The shields are still pretty strong! I'll need your help!
But Dib isn't listening. He's having fun destroying Martians with his giant lasers. Zim join in and they both start having Martian-killing fun. Two Martian ships start talking to each other, and Dib intercepts the message.
Martian #1: What's up with this? They're stronger than us!!
Martian #2: Yeah.. We're supposed to be really strong!
Martian #1: That Irken isn't really that strong. But that big-headed human is pretty strong.
Martian #2: Yeah... His head sure is big..
Dib: Oh, that's it!!
Dib presses a button on his control panel. A wormhole opens up behind the two ships.. Cut to Zim. He has already destroyed all the Martian ships except for the one with Bog and Damage.
Bog: That does it! Come on! Me and you.. one on one!
Zim: Fine! But you will not win!
Cut to Dib and the 2 Martians. The Martians in the ships are screaming as they get sucked into the wormhole.
Dib: Yes.. You'll have a fun time in that wormhole.. Because at the end of this wormhole lies... A Room with a Moose!!
The Martians scream even louder when they get in and the entrance closes behind them, dooming them for an eternity with the Moose.
Zim: Hey! Don't use that wormhole! That was origialally my plan! It's copyrighted! Don't use it!
Dib: I can use whatever damn wormhole I want!
Zim: I'll kill you!
Dib: I'd like to see you try!
Zim flies at Dib.
Bog: Hey! We're supposed to be fighting!
Zim: Oh, sorry! Where are my manners!
Zim fires a laser, exploding Bog's ship, killing him, Damage, and everyone on it.
Zim: Now! I kill you Dib!
Zim rushes at Dib. He slams him with his Voot Runner. Dib goes flying towards Earth, but Dib stopped flying. He presses the wormhole button.
Dib: Say "hi" to those Martians for me, Zim!
The wormhole appears behind Zim. He looks at it and screams.
Zim: Damn you, Dib!!
Zim sets his engines to full blast trying to get away from the wormhole. Suddenly, Zim gets an idea. He presses a button on his control panel, and his laser guns turn in the opposite direction. He fires his lasers, and the go into the wormhole. The backlash from the laser firing gives Zim enough speed to get away from the wormhole's pull. Zim flies at Dib, presses the button to turn the guns again, and fires at Dib. It blows Dib's engain off.
Dib: Noooooooo!! Eject!!
Dib flies into Earth, and falls into the Pacific Ocean. Dib then is ejected from his ship, which then explodes.
Dib: Great! I'm stranded out in the middle of the ocean.. Well, at least it can't get worse.
Suddenly Dib cringes. After a few seconds he relaxes again.
Dib: Wow! I said it couldn't get worse, and nothing ironic happened! I guess movies aren't right about everything!
Suddenly, a giant whale swims towards Dib. It opens its mouth and swallows Dib whole. Dib screams as he slides through the intestines. Cut to Zim's base. Zim is on a moniter talking to the Tallest.
Zim: Why didn't you help me!? I had to fight their entire fleet by myself. But, I succeded, and the Martians are now completely wiped out!
Red and Purple look at each other.
Red: Sure, Zim. You destroyed their entire fleet.
Zim: It's true! I get the feeling that you don't trust me!
Purple: What!? Us!? Not trust you!? Don't speak of such nonsense! Bye now.
The moniter goes blank. Red and Purple look at each other and burst out laughing. Cut to the stomach of the whale that ate Dib. Dib is sitting on the "floor" looking around. His boots have melted.
Dib: Okay, Dib.. Don't worry.. You can get out of this...
Dib looks around some more. He sees the hot fluids dripping from the "ceiling", smells the foul-smelling air, and feels the sticky saliva on his body. Then he just stares into blank space.
Dib: Mommy.
The End
heheh... Dib lovers are gonna hate me for that ending.. Please Review.