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Ron buys a pot plant.

"Hmmm i wonder what would happen if i bought a potplant" thinks Ron

"It would die after i kill it with my deadly curse then i would kill you" cackles Voldemort

"Be qu-ie-tttt im thinking"

"well sorry for putting my opinion into the conversation" sobs voldy

" Hmmm i would a gaint man eating fern and i would walk it on a leash every day"

"Arn't you getting a little ahead of yourself" laughs voldy

CHANGE 'O' SCENE

"hmm" ponders the police officer

"this man appears to have been mauled to death by a rabid pot plant" says his assistant

"tsk kids these days" mutters the officer