Sewing Machine Mechanic
Elphaba and Galinda were in their sorcery seminar copying stuff off of the black board as Madame Morrible waddled around telling them lots off useless things about how, 'Phrasing your spells can totally, like, affect your, like, the outcome off your, like, spell, like, wow!'
Noticing Morrible's odd speech she subtly as possible ripped a piece of paper out of the back of her book and scribbled a note on it passing it to Galinda.
Elphaba: Hey Galinda!
Galinda: Hey yeah?
Elphaba: What's with the way Morrible is speaking?
Galinda: (: like it? I was trying out a new spell and chose her to test it on!
Elphaba: o: you did what!
Galinda: Read my comment from before!
Elphaba: What was the spell? Talk like a hyperactive Justin Beiber fan?
Galinda: Who's Justin Beiber?
Elphaba: …I have no clue what so ever… (arrow leading to previous comment)
Galinda: Why does it say "arrow leading to previous comment" on the side of the page?
Elphaba: Because it does. Just answer the question.
Galinda: Okay, okay, it was a youthful thinking spell.
Elphaba: "Youthful thinking"?
Before Galinda could write a reply Morrible announced from the front of the class, 'I, like, totally hope you girls will, like, have all these questions, like, answered before lunch!'
'Sure Madame.' replied both girls and set to work.
Galinda: Elphie! My pen is
Elphaba: Your pen is what?
'My pen is out of ink!' the blonde whisper squealed to her friend.
Sighing, Elphaba reaching into her satchel for her spare, 'Here have one of mine.'
'Thanks Elphie! I'll just go throw my old one away.'
'Hey, put the note in the bin too.' Said Elphaba handing her the scribbled on piece of paper.
Galinda stood and walked to the front of the class where the bin was. When she got there she threw her old pen and the note away, as she turned to walk back to her desk she stopped and turned back to Madame Morrible who sat behind her desk thrumming her hands on her desk to some unknown song that only she knew.
'Hey, Madame Morrible?'
'Hey, like, yeah?'
'Have you ever considered becoming a sewing machine mechanic?'
True happening people! Same class that Slightly Cannibalistic came from, my blonde friend puts something in the bin, turns to the teacher and asks her if she ever considered becoming a sewing machine mechanic. The teacher laughed so hard she cried.