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Blaine walked into the kitchen. Kurt and Finn were having a cup of coffee.

"Hi baby" Blaine said happily.

Kurt didn't respond. He just kept sipping his coffee. Blaine turned to Finn.

"Finn?" he asked.

Finn didn't respond either. He took a cookie and started eating it. Blaine looked up at them.

"Are you guys listening?!" he asked angrily.

Finn and Kurt just sat there talking. Blaine felt like they were ignoring him. He suddenly got very angry.

"I am here! Guys look! I am talking to you!" Blaine shouted. "I'm not a chair or a-"

Blaine felt a weird bubbling in his stomach. Kurt and Finn started to get taller. Blaine's clothes got longer and bigger on him. His feet slipped out of his shoes. His wedding ring fell on the floor.

"HELP ME!" Blaine yelled at them as he slipped past his shirt collar.

He looked down at his body. He was only six inches tall. He sat down in his clothes and started crying.

Blaine shot up awake. He looked at Kurt. Kurt was sleeping soundly, his chest moving up and down slowly. Blaine let out a sigh of relief. It was only a dream. He looked down at his body. His pants and shirt were slightly bigger than when he went to bed. The bed was longer.

Blaine got up and grabbed the pencil he used to measure himself. He leaned back and drew the line. He then grabbed the measuring tape and measured up to the line. He was 5'4"

Kurt sat up in bed. He rubbed his eyes. He saw Blaine there.

"B, what are you doing?" he asked.

He got up out of bed and walked up to Blaine. Blaine started crying. Kurt took him in his arms. Blaine's face was in Kurt's chest. Blaine now only came up to Kurt's shoulders.

"Kurt, I'm getting smaller every day" Blaine sobbed.

Kurt rubbed circles into Blaine's back. He leaned his head on Blaine's. He led him back to bed.

"I know. Sam is still doing some tests."

They both got back into bed. Blaine put his head on Kurt's chest.

"Kurt, what if I get so small that I can only be seen through a microscope?" Blaine sniffled.

"That won't happen" Kurt replied.

Blaine looked at Kurt.

"How do you know?" he questioned. "I never in a million years thought that I would start shrinking and I am. Do you think it will stop?"

"I don't know if it will stop or not but all I know is that I love you and no matter what I will always love you" Kurt told Blaine. Kurt took Blaine's left hand and kissed it where his wedding ring was.


That morning Blaine measured himself again. He was happy to know he was still 5'4". He looked down at his robe. His robe almost went down to his ankles and his slippers were getting way too big for him. Kurt walked in from his shower. He saw Blaine up against the wall.

Kurt felt bad. He hated the fact that Blaine was shrinking. Not because of his own reasons but the fact that Blaine was a little conscious about his height. Kurt would rather be shrinking instead of Blaine. He would gladly take his place yet Blaine shrinking could teach him to not be insecure about his height.

Kurt took Blaine in his arms. He rubbed his back.

"Hey how about you and I stay home today? We can lounge around and do absolutely nothing." Kurt said.

Blaine stood on his toes and kissed Kurt's ear.

"I'd like that" he replied.

The two hugged and held each other in that place for a while. The phone suddenly rang.

"Who could be ruining this moment?" Kurt asked. He picked up the phone. "Hello…..oh hi Sam…..you did...okay we will be there right away….bye"

"What did he say?" Blaine asked. He honestly didn't want to ask that question.

"Sam wants us to go down to his office." Kurt said.


"This is still shocking to me. It should be impossible." Sam said.

The three were in Sam's office. Blaine hadn't let go of Kurt's hand.

"That's a relief. I thought I had a problem." Blaine said sarcastically.

"Look I am trying to keep this as private as possible but it might not be. I want to do some tests on you to find out if it this is an internal problem or an external problem." Sam explained. "I've scheduled them for Monday and Tuesday."

Blaine nodded. He almost started crying. He didn't want to be tested. He just wanted to find out how to reverse the effects.

"Once I find out if it's internal or external, I myself can start working on an antidote." Sam then said.

Kurt took Blaine by the shoulders and rubbed them. Blaine and Kurt got up. Blaine hugged Sam tightly.

"Thank you for doing what you can."

"Not a problem buddy" Sam said. "You're my best friend and I would do anything for you"

Kurt hugged Sam too and they then walked out. Kurt held Blaine as they went to the car. Blaine had tears in his eyes.

"Are you okay?" Kurt asked. He didn't really know what the answer was going to be.

They were in the car. Kurt held on to Blaine.

"I'm scared." Blaine said as he started to cry. "I know it's necessary but I don't want to be tested like a lab rat! I am also scared you're going to leave!"

"Why would I leave you?!" Kurt asked.

"Because now I am going to shrink and we can't do everything we want to! We can't go to some island and sit on the beach. We can't do anything anymore." Blaine said.

Kurt took Blaine in his arms. Blaine started to cry.

"I will never leave you. I would never ever do that." Kurt moved Blaine so he could look him in the eyes. He took Blaine's hand. His hand was covered by his sweater sleeve. Kurt moved it and showed Blaine the wedding ring Blaine was wearing. "Blaine, there is a reason we got married and there is a reason you are wearing this ring. As long as we have this relationship, nothing will ever happen"

Blaine smiled and kissed Kurt. Suddenly Blaine's wedding ring slipped off his finger of to the floor of the car. Blaine picked it up and started to sob.


So what do you think?

I know Blaine has been really sad but hey if I were shrinking, I would cry.

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