Based on Despicable Me by Universal. Guest starring also Roxanne Ritchi, Megamind and Metro Man from Megamind and The Incredibles from Pixar.

The White Collar.

Story by Riddle Glitch.

Super Bad.

That morning on Gru's home.

The discussion about the events of last night took place.

-Edith's point of view.-

Still tired, we were all in the dinning table hearing dad asking us who of us was the one who took certain thing out of it's place.

"Who of you was messing with the Shrink Ray?!"

Well dad sounded upset.

"Didn't you got rid of it after you stole it back from Vector?" Margo asked.

"Whatever I did with did it before it's none of your concern, it was on my safe and I found it this exact morning near the window."

"That explains the noises I heard." I commented.

"What noises?" Dad asked.

"Probably one of the Minions grabbed it. Heard some noises before going to bed on your room. Thought I was just hearing things."

"PHIL!"

Then Phil the Minion came, you know, the tallest one? He's like a small hair taller than the rest.

"Busa?" Phil asked, translation. 'You called?' Yeah I speak Minion.

"Did any of you guys took the Shrink Ray out of my safe?"

"Ehhh...du ba pa te yo bi?" Phil asked his partner Norm the Minion 'Do you know anything about this?'.

"Pff, yo ba nome ka." Translation 'Don't look at me.'

"Ahh...wa va ni no." Apparently 'We don't know.'

"Great, let's go to the lab we'll find out who of you is the guilty." Gru told Phil and Norm and they both left.

"You found it anyway, let's have some breakfast let it be, no harm was done, come on, help me." Lucy told while she was doing breakfast.

"Alright...sorry but that thing cause trouble before, we already told you of our adventure against Vector didn't we?"

"Ugly man yeah I know, heard on the news too. You might not want to hear this but he was released from Foster's Asylum recently."

"What?!" Oh oh, that sounds bad.

"Browsed some site about current White Collar criminal activity, sorry I just you know...miss the good old days of investigating those cases."

"Vector is bad news! He shouldn't have been allowed to leave from imprisonment!"

"He was labeled cured and ready to be back into normal society, sorry it's not like White Gate that's supposed to keep Mega Mind locked but he escapes everytime. Maybe Vector did changed."

"No I don't beleive so!" Dad was upset.

"What's on television." Began flipping the channels.

Then I found about the Inauguration of Metro Man's Museum and I left it there. The reporter was someone else not that Roxanne Ritchie.

"Welcome citizens of Metro City, I know we had hard times in the past but rest assured that criminal activities have been lowered down to zero."

"I love you Metro Man!" Someone in the crowd screamed.

"And I love you too random citizen! I gotta say, you might call me a hero, but the truth you the hard workers of this society, you are the heroes."

Then obviously the big screen on the museum was hacked by none other than Mega Mind who began laughing like stupid.

"Oh no! It's Mega Mind trying to ruin the oh so great Inauguration of the Metrocity number one super heroe Metro Man!" Mega Mind then showed he had kidnapped Roxanne the reporter like for the millionth time.

"Roxanne are you alright?" Metro Man asked with concern.

Showing no fear at all, in fact she was smiling, Roxanne then answered. "I'm fine!" Mega Mind then began discussing with Metro Man and I flipped the channel.

"Hey I was watching that!" Agnes protested and I sighed resting my head on my hand as I flipped the channel back.

Simply took my eyes of the television, Margo and me began helping with the breakfast, dad seemed to calm down already.

Dunno how long did we took, we had some breakfast began talking about the plans for today, Margo suggested going to the mall kinda.

But then we heard this loud noise. Like an explosion, oddly enough it wasn't coming from the underground lab of dad.

"The fuck?"

"Edith!" Agnes immediatly shouted my name not approving my languaje and I rolled my eyes as I placed a coin on the curse bottle.

We then outside and we noticed Fred with his jaw to the floor.

The Metro City Observatory was blown away.

"Hey Fred what happened?" Dad asked.

"He won!"

"You're kidding?" We all asked.

After hearing we went back to the house and saw on the news, he finally won. I was shocked just like the rest.

"Mega Mind defeated Metro Man!" Agnes told.

"Not only that he's toast." I added.

We remained silent for a while until dad broke the silence.

"Well it's the circle of life, heroes die someday, who wants to go to the mall?"

"Me!" We all shouted and went out to take our trip to the mall, I know we're despicable.

We had a great time actually, there was almost no one on the streets, people have to work to, the whole 'our greatest super hero was murdered by a mad man' wasn't able to be used as an excuse to miss work.

It was getting late already, as we got out of the mall.

We then noticed a figure walking in the middle of the road towards the Museum were Mega Mind had recently been celebrating.

Was that a super hero?

"Dad?" Margo asked.

"It can't be..."

Our eyes on dad as we noticed how nervous he looked.

"It's Mister Incredible!" He then hide behind mom.

"What's up with you?" She asked.

"Because of that guy I lost my incredible hair!"

"Oh right you used to run into Mister Incredible several times doesn't it?"

"What is he doing here anyway! Heard that he retired. This is bad news, what if he recognizes me?! To be honest...there's some crimes that I haven't payed financially, damn you Mister Incredible!"

Then Mister Incredible seem to have heard and turned around while dad just kept himself behind mom and us until Mister Incredible resumed going back to fight Mega Mind I assume.

"So typical of you." I teased.

"Haha, you're hilarious." Dad told me with a sarcastic tone.