*turns around in a spinning chair stroking a very fluffy cat* Why hello there, viewer.. I have.. been expecting your visit e.e RELAX! It's just me ;) I wrote a parody of Grenade for Percy Jackson ^-^ You shall read it cause yew loaf meh :'3 (See what I did there? (;)
7 up grab my stuff, starting on my day,
Fighting monsters in the arena of
Camp Half-Blood
Oracle gives me a quest,
To return Lord Zeus's bolt,
Before winter solstice, back on Olympus.
I took Annabeth and Grover on my quest,
Grover on my quest I did.
We fought a lot of monsters,
And almost lost our lives but,
That's the way that things are,
When you are a demigod!
You can't see the true things we saw,
Try not to get killed by Ares.
There isn't time to explain the rest.
Oooh.
Yes we went through all that pain.
Its okay we almost healed immediately.
We almost died several times,
To get to Olympus.
Andro, Andromeda.
Evil guy named Luke is on board
Trying to raise the evil titan lord Kronos.
Satyr, satyr. Poor thing can't escape from the
Clutches of a Cyclops, who has bad eyesight.
We went on many quests, to save Mount Olympus
Save Mount Olympus yes we did!
To fill a prophecy,
Is not as easy as it seems,
But that's the way that things are,
When you are a demigod!
We almost got killed in many arenas!
Received assistance from many gods!
Try not to lose it as we face the odds!
Ohhh!
Yes we went through all that pain!
We lost a lot of friends along the way,
We almost died several times,
To save Mount Olympus.
Yeah, I'm the son of Poseidon!
Oooh, watch me control the waves,
We thought Silena was on our side,
She's a liar cause she was, working, for the
Titan lord
Kronos!
She died in the end as a hero demigod!
Din't stop fighting till' the battle's won!
Rachel became the new oracle,
She and Annabeth got along,
Ohhh!
Yes we went through all that pain!
Found out there was another prophecy!
Looks like it's time to prepare,
To save Mount Olympus.
To save Mount Olympus,
To save Mount Olympus,
Ohh, to save Mount Olympus,
Nooo, no no no nooo.