A/N: Thanks to everyone who has read and reviewed this story so far. I was going to update earlier but FanFiction wasn't letting me log on!

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Ziva smiled and then read out the first thing on the list, "Number one, master the art of Kung Fu," she laughed a laugh that made Tony feel weak at the knees.

Tony looked at her, this was a bit of a joke one. Although it would be cool if he could master the art of Kung Fu, he knew it would never happen, not in this life time anyway.

"How do you plan to do that then?" Ziva asked, laughing even harder now.

Tony decided, as it was a joke one, he would answer jokingly, "Well I was going to get Kung Fu classes with the greatest Sensei in the world, Sensei Ziva David!"

Tony laughed and so did Ziva, "When did I become a Sensei?"

"Well your my Ninja, so you would be better at Kung Fu then me," Tony told her, joking at bit. The fact that he said 'My Ninja', didn't go unnoticed by Ziva.

"I would probably more kill you then help you," Ziva told him joking with him yet again. "Also, I maybe 'Your' Ninja but I have never done Kung Fu!" Ziva informed him, emphasising the words 'Your ninja'.

"Then we could go to classes together and you could help me because as a Ninja you will obviously be more skilled them me!" Tony said, laughing his head off.

"Gosh! I am laughing my eyes out... we are mental," Ziva said laughing at Tony and his weird imagination.

Tony laughed at Ziva, "You and your idioms, it is either 'laughing my head off' or 'crying my eyes out', not 'laughing my eyes out', it makes no sense."

"How can crying make your eyes fall out? How can laughing make your head fall off?... American idioms are just stupid!" Ziva said, in mock-annoyance but she couldn't stop laughing.

"They don't, it's a saying! But I guess some idioms are just stupid." Tony explained, laughing, "But now you have given me weird mental images of people crying and then their eyes falling out and people laughing and then their head falling off!... Thanks," Tony told her, trying to get rid of his mental images.

"Ew! Now you have got it in my head!" Ziva moaned through her laugh.

"I am laughing so much my eyes are watering!" Tony exclaimed, wiping his eyes.

"I am laughing so much I can't breathe!" Ziva said, struggling to breathe and talk through her laughing, "Anthony DiNozzo, you are one weird guy!"

A/N: Tiva!... and there is more to come!

If anyone wants me to, I will write separate one shots to continue with each chapter (e.g. if you wanted to see them at a Kung Fu class or something) The next chapter is one that I am really thinking about expanding. If you want me to do a one shot or a short story to expand on any of the chapters just ask. It won't interfere with the updates as I have already written the first 8 chapters of this fic.

If I get 10 reviews, I will update tomorrow. Remember more reviews equal faster and longer updates.

Lauren :D x