Fairy: America!-! SAVE ME!-!-! -crying-
Stein: He's not coming. V.V
America: I'M THE HERO!-! -big stupid thumbs up with the American flag in the back ground-
Stein: What the..?-?-!-!
Beginning Hetalia theme: -plays and a few of you go, "HETALIA!" in a hushed voice-
Austria: -gets up- America, can we please teach him a lesson? -Austrian troops appear behind him-
America: No... China! I choose you! -pokemon music plays in the background-
Austrian troops: -walk away muttering-
China: -jumps up and proceeds with a frying pan and a spoon-
Stein: Seriously... you're attacking with... cooking utensils... -is in shock then raises his hand- Go! Rotom! -uses Soul Menace as Rotom-
China: -gets shocked-
Austria: Did he really just do that...? He called out a random electric pokemon name and used an ability...? -knows about some of America's popular culture plus some of Japan's-
Stein: Yes... Now... -walks way still dragging you- Bye~!
Fairy: America...You idiot... -drops head in annoyance-
Stein: Muhahaha!-!
Austria: That was humiliating, America..-_-"
America: NEVER FEAR! THE HERO ALWAYS WINS!-!
Yuni: -snickering in the background-
Austria: Now, can I do it properly?
America: No! I have another idea! -throws an empty cup that once contained soda at Stein- Take that!
Austria:... Really?
Stein: -turns around- You know, Austria... I'm not as pointless as America, you could join me and help rid the world of crazy fan girls.
Austria: Hmmm... You have a point.
America: What?-!
Stein: -glasses glow eerily- Come on... You get to use your troops and you won't have to worry about me throwing empty cups at your enemies while letting another nation fight an opponent...
America: You're not even a country! What right do you have to talk?-!
Stein: Yes... even though I do live in a land what is called "America" doesn't necessarily mean I'm a complete obese, lazy ass idiot! That and I'm a scientist who has more skill than those idiots do combined. -points to America and Italy-
Teacher Lady Voice: Austria and Stein both share a great distaste to America's idiocy... Meanwhile, Stein's annoying fan seems to be in a bit of a bind she may possibly never get out of. Will Austria join Stein in his quest to rid the world of crazy fans and world domination...?
-To be continued sign pops up-
Teacher Lady Voice: Oh well, next episode/chapter I suppose~!
Yuni: -in a black space jumping dramatically infront of the screen and pointing to nothing- Cue silly Hetalia ending!
Hetalia ending: -plays and everyone clicks off before they hear the whole song cause it's frickin' annoying (don't tell me you haven't done it either... -_-")-