Before you start reading this piece, I would like to apologize for what is about to follow. Forgive me.

Now read.

Dearest Tokusa,

Hello~ I hope you haven't forgotten me. If you have, though (which I do hope is not the case)—it's Cyril. Cyril Camelot, to be exact. Remember last year at prom?

Anyways, since Valentines Day is coming up, I was thinking that I should ask you what you were up to. Just in case you had anything in mind…

Love,

Cyril

Cyril,

I have not forgotten you. However, I do wish I had. Please do not write to me anymore, especially since I am now in a relationship with someone else.

I already have plans for Valentine's Day, and they do not involve you, thank you very much.

Also, I would like to enclose you this bill from last year for the time Allen Walker spent in the hospital after prom night. It has still not been paid, as it was addressed to you and we could never seem to find you around.

-Tokusa

P.S. How did you come upon my address in the first place?

Dearest Tokusa,

Oh, thank goodness you haven't forgotten. And I would love to go with you on Valentine's Day, Tokusa, just love to. I'll come over at eight.

Oh dear, but I seem to recall that the incident was not my fault. The poor boy tripped over the table leg and simply careened into the punch bowl. I just happened to be standing nearby. It was pure coincidence!

Love,

Cyril

P.S. A little bird told me~

Cyril-

Did I not say in my last letter to not write to me anymore? And that on Valentine's Day, my plans did not involve you? And that I have a relationship?

Don't lie. I saw you trip him.

-Tokusa

P.S. That is not a proper answer.

Dearest, lovely Tokusa,

Of course you did~ But in the rules of love, No means Yes. So I am coming over, regardless of whether or not you are in a relationship. Besides, if the night is successful, you can have a new one with me!

I haven't the slightest idea of what you are talking about~

Love,

Cyril

Cyril,

Leave me alone.

But before you do, answer my question.

-Tokusa

Dearest, beautiful Tokusa,

Never.

Love,

Cyril

I mean it.

And answer the question!

-Tokusa

Dearest Tokusa,

Has anyone ever told you that your handwriting is beautiful?

Love,

Cyril

I should call the authorities on you for sexual harassment via snail mail.

-Tokusa

Dear, darling Tokusa,

How cruel of you to think such things! I'm simply proclaiming my love. There's no harm in that.

Love,

Cyril

There is when the love is not returned.

-Tokusa

Cyril-

I am writing to you because of last night.

You know what you did.

I did not appreciate it, and neither did my significant other.

I did appreciate it, however, when Tevak decided to punch you in the nose for—you know.

I hope that it leaves a scar.

And I also hope that you leave me alone from now on.

Have a nice life.

-Tokusa

Dearest Tokusa,

Now, now, what's a little kiss between two old friends? And that girl is simply dreadful, you know—the way she glared at me was atrocious. Completely unladylike. Especially that punch of hers, which left me feeling quite sore. It will heal, so don't sound so worried~

I do think that you should leave her, though—she looks like the cheating type.

Darling, darling Tokusa, I could never leave you alone. And I doubt I ever shall! So please, expect more from me.

Love,

Cyril

Cyril-

Why?

-Tokusa

P.S. Tevak says that if she ever finds you again, she will rip off your testicles and throw them into the garbage disposal.

Darling Tokusa,

Because I simply adore you.

Love,

Cyril

P.S. Tell her if she ever says that to me again, she'll find herself in the middle of Peru with no water, food, or shelter to be seen.

Go jump off a cliff.

-Tokusa

P.S. You threaten Tevak again, I'll rip off your testicles myself.

Dearest Tokusa,

I love you too~

Love,

Cyril

Why did I make Tevak Tokusa's girlfriend? I thought it would be funnier and to add some girl power to this manga. Also, I like Tevak. She's pretty cool.