The Honeymooners.

Chapter 2: The hospital/A friendly talk

This is not an official in anyway for the Phineas and Ferb series. No Characters belong to me.

Also, as of now, this is a rated-T story, if you haven't notice the rate change.

"Well, his temperature seems alright. But I'm still...OH! He's waking up!"

Waking up at last, although still a little disorieanted, Phineas has regained consciousness. He wakes up to find himself lying down on a hospital bed and sees that his newly wedd wife Isabella is sitting on a chair next to him, holding a thermometer. He also sees his step-brother Ferb standing on the other side of the bed as well, clearly checking upon Phineas.

"Whoa...what happened? Where am I?" Phineas asks.

"Your at the hospital." Isabella answers. "We brought you here after you fainted. Ferb's here because he wanted to make sure you were alright. Also, I needed someone to help drag you here."

"Oh. Well thanks, bro." Phineas says with a smile. But the smile quickly fades when a thought occurs. He's looks at his wife and see's she's full dressed, wearing a pink sweater and white pants. Then he remembers what she WAS wearing. "Umm...Ferb? When you came to our house...did you see Isabella wearing...?"

"Yes I did. I definitely came at a good time." Ferb says with a smile. But, hearing Ferb say such a perverted thing, Isabella reaches over the bed and slaps him across the face. SLAP! "I definitely desearved that."

"Well, I'm feeling fine now alot better now. Think I can check out now?"

"Sure, Phineas." Isabella says. "Let me find a doctor. I'l be right back, sweetie."

As Isabella leaves the room, Phineas begins smiling because of how well his wife is treating him already. Also, as she leaves, he can't help but notice the 'rear view' that she has, and as inappropriate to be thinking of it right now, Phineas actually looks as if he's turned on. Although this pleases Phineas, he quickly feels that he has to repress the though, considering where he is right now and what happened the last time he felt that way.

"Ferb, what am I going to do? I've been married to her for a few hours and I'm already dropping dead!"

Ferb merely shurgs, not being sure how to answer his brother.

"Ok, I know you have it easy with Vanessa since you've always been the ladies man, but...I never have been good with girls. Even if that girl is my wife. Maybe we should've lived together before we got married." The more Phineas talks, the more bad he feels. "If she tries dresses like that again, I might get a heart attack. I can only imagine what'll happen if she tries to get intimate."

Seeing that it's something that Phineas really needs right now, Ferb places his hand on Phineas's shoulder, showing some empathy to his brother.

"Thanks Ferb. You always know the right thing to say."

Unknown to Phineas and Ferb, Isabella has been listening in on the other side of the door. She has a light, sincere smile on her face as she listens.

"Don't worry Phineas." She says quietly. "I won't make you rush. I'll be patient until you think you're ready."

About a week after the wedding...

"...so to sum it all up, things have been going pretty good so far." Isabella says. " And because Phineas is pretty much his own boss and how undemending the hours are to overseeing the Fireside Girls, we've been able to enjoy alot of alone time."

Currently, Isabella is drinking some tea with Vanessa Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher, Ferb's wife and old friend. While Isabella seems pretty happy, Vanessa has a curious look on her face.

"Is something wrong?" Isabella asks. "Your tea is getting cold."

Although Vanessa has been as quiet as Ferb usually is, she eventually cracks a smile and speak yet.

"You two have sex yet?"

"V-VANESSA!" Isabella screams. "That's n-not a good conversation topic!"

"So the answer is no."

"Vanessa, can you just...stop..." Even though Izzy is trying to change the topic, she realizes that hiding it is pointless. So she decides to just admit it. Though, she feels embarressed for saying it. "No. We haven't...done it...yet. We haven't..."

"Had sex yet?"

"Vanessa, stop using that word!"

"Why? What's wrong with the word sex? EVERYONE has sex! I have sex! Your parents have-!"

"STOP! STOP! ARE YOU TRYING TO SCAR MY MIND!"

"Yes. Yes I am."

Thanks to Vanessa, Isabella is now feeling a strange combination of humiliation...and amusement, since Vanessa was just being funny at the end there. But, now that they're finally talking, Isabella decides that she wants to open up with Vanessa a bit more.

"Anyway, Phineas normally feels very comfortable around me. He even says that he'd rather have me around then being alone. But whenever I try and do somthing...appealing, that's when he gets stiff. But... not just in the way that I want him to. Tell me. Did you and Ferb ever faced such a problem when you guys got married?"

From Isabella's last sentence, Vanessa stops being amused. She looks at Isabella like she's an idiot.

"Um...HELLO?" Vanessa says as she points down to her large rounded, inflated belly. It's then that Isabella remembers that her friend is pregnant, even though she's only across the coffee table from her.

"Ok. Stupid question. Stupid question. You're about 8 months through, aren't you?"

"Don't change the subject!" Vanessa commands. "As for your problem, in my opinion, you shouldn't be letting him take his sweet time."

"But...I can't make him rush it, can I?"

"Look, you two are married, you're sharing the same bed, all you gotta do unpants the guy and his feelings will follow."

"Wel...I don't know..." Isabella says with a worried look on her face as she sips some tea.

"Look, I'll even tell you what to do. Now tonight, I want you to..."

As the two young adults continue their tea time, Vanessa begins to explain to Isabella about what she can do to finally connsumate her marriage with Phineas. As they talk, Isabella constantly switches from having a happy face to a saf face. And, although there are times when she gets a lustful look as well, deep down, she's starting to feel about as nervous as Phineas is. Possibly because she's not like Vanessa's approach.

Yeah, now the dirty humor starts to get in. But it's fairly clean dirty humor.

Not happy with how much shorter this chapter turned how compared to my others, but the content I'm proud of nonetheless. The story overall may actually become shorter then I predicted. But, diamonds don't have to be big to be valuable. Also, I'm not the biggest Vanessa fan, so I hope I didn't make her OOC. She needs to be on the show more without her father. :P

Until my next chapter, ciao!