Thank you for your reviews, favs and alerts, to be honest I wasn't sure at all about this :) I have a whole storyline on mind and since you are interested, I'm going to write this. Yes, Finn will be in this story, I'm going to use many characters from TVD. I want to try something different, so I'm not going to use any most common pairings, I'm sorry about that. One of the reasons I wanted to write this was to turn the characters into something very different without making the complete AU/AH story. I've already planned parts for at least Bonnie, Stefan, Damon, Elena, Lexi, Pearl, Anna, Caroline, Jeremy, Tyler and Matt. Let me know if there's some character you would like to see in this story, I'm sure that can be arranged.
Wake up, dammit, wake up! Kol was still unable to move, this had to be some kind of nightmare. Wait a minute… The Bennett witch. She had cast some kind of spell. No… That wasn't possible; no witch was powerful enough to change the course of history like this. His father and brother were alive and apparently all of them were human. He definitely had to get to the bottom of this…
"Hi, Kol."
He looked up and saw the Bennett witch walking calmly past him. What… He got over his surprise quickly and stepped in front of her.
"What the hell did you do?" he snapped.
Her eyes widened.
"What…"
He grabbed her arms, trying to look menacing, but that didn't quite work out.
"You…" he started, but couldn't continue, he could barely breathe. Stupid human body…
"Get your hands off me," she snapped and effortlessly freed herself from his grip. "What's wrong with you?"
Her hands touched her swollen stomach protectively. She was wearing a very short leopard print dress.
"You're…pregnant," he muttered.
"No kidding?" she snorted. "Thank God my Finn gets out soon; I'm sick of this place, I rather move back in the trailer."
"What? Gets out from where?"
She gave him a contemptuous look.
"Very funny. Jerk…" she murmured and marched towards the dining room.
Kol didn't have time to recover from this little encounter when he was attacked by two screaming children, a girl and a boy.
"Uncle Kol!" they both shouted and wrapped their little arms around his legs.
"What… Get off me you little…"
"Kids!" a woman's voice said. "Careful, you know uncle Kol bruises easily."
Shocked by this apparently serious statement, these kids couldn't be older than 5, Kol looked up and saw the woman who was approaching them. She had a long blonde hair and she was wearing a simple but stylish lime dress.
"Sorry, uncle Kol," both kids said and took a step back. The woman gave him a sweet smile.
"They've been a little wild today, but I hope you can still babysit them tomorrow."
Kol couldn't do anything except stare at the woman with his mouth open.
"Babysit?"
"Thank you, you are so sweet, the kids love to spend time with you" she said and kissed his cheek. "Nik is taking me to that new Italian place."
Kol looked at the little brats again; apparently they were Nik's children. Alright then…
"Lexi?" Nik's voice said before Kol have had time to process this new information.
"Here, honey!" the woman replied.
"Daddy!" the kids shouted and ran to Nik as soon as he appeared from behind the corner. He was wearing a dark grey suit and apparently he had only recently discovered a hair gel.
"Hey," he said warmly and lifted both of the kids up.
"Emma, have you been a good girl today?"
"Yes, daddy," the girl replied and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"How about you, NJ?"
"I drew you a picture, daddy," the boy announced proudly. "Do you want to see it?"
"I most certainly do, right after the dinner."
He placed them on the floor and ruffled their hair.
"Oh no, do I hear the tickling monster coming? Run, little ones, run!"
The kids ran towards the dining room shouting with delight. Nik watched them smiling lovingly before he turned his eyes to the woman, whose name apparently was Lexi.
"How was your day, sweetness?" he asked while wrapping his arm around her waist and kissing her cheek.
"Crazy, as always. How about yours?"
"Same old, same old."
She leaned her head on his shoulder and they stayed there for a while, enjoying being close to each other. Kol couldn't do anything except stare at them, what the hell had happened to Nik? Finally his brother, or this very strange version of his brother, looked up and noticed him.
"Hi, Kol. Are you still going to watch the kids tomorrow?"
"Yes," Lexi said before Kol managed to speak. "Isn't he sweet?"
Nik frowned.
"Yes. Is Stefan going to be here?"
Kol was definitely more than confused.
"What?"
Nik sighed.
"Look, I know that he's your friend, but could you please ask him to watch his language in front of the kids? I never want to hear my daughter to use words like 'space boobies' again."
"Space…boobies?" Kol managed to say.
"Come on, honey," Lexi said. "Stefan is a nice boy; he's just a little…thoughtless sometimes. I think it's sweet that he and Kol are so excited about space traveling."
Nik bit his lip, apparently trying not to laugh.
"Sweetie, they are interested about science fiction movies, not the actual space traveling."
"Oh… Well, it's still nice. Could you go and check on the kids, I'll be right there."
"Sure," Nik said and kissed her before walking towards the dining room.
Lexi turned to look at Kol and gave him a warm smile.
"Listen, I really do like Stefan, but if he comes here tomorrow, could you ask him to stop stealing my underwear, it's kind of…weird."
"What…"
"I don't want to point fingers, but every time Stefan has been in our part of the house, some of my underwear goes missing. Don't worry, I'm not going to tell Nik, but please ask him to stop doing that."
"Sure, I'll do that," Kol muttered without even trying to process all the things he was hearing.
"Thank you," she said and tapped his shoulder.
Alright, so he was a geek who loved science fiction movies and his best friend was a geek and apparently pervert version of Stefan Salvatore. Not to mention even toddlers could kick his ass and he was a babysitter. The only conclusion he was able to come up with was that he had died and gone to hell. How wonderful. Well, at least things couldn't possible get any worse.
