But Canada, I Can See You….
Chapter 1
Heyy! Quick shout out To LiLLi3343and Eternity Spell for first reviews! *Gives internet cookie* Ok on with le next chapter! Please tell me if Alaska is too MarySue, though I really don't think so…
"Yo Alaska, you want a burger before we head into the Meeting? Look There is a McDonalds!"
"No America."
" But Alaska! Your no fun. Why you no want a burger? Or even some nuggets?"
Alaska didn't bother to hold back a sigh.
"Because, America, I'm not a damn FATASS like you!"
She flipped back her mass of hair as she turned to face her big brother, America. He was staring longingly at the golden arch, not paying attention to all the accidents he was nearly causing.
"PAY ATTENTION TO THE DAMN ROAD!" Alaska screeched.
"Aww shuddup Alaska, we're here anyways," America said as he pulled the car into the parking lot.
(AN I have no freaking idea where the hell they have World Meetings. Suggestions please!)
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" Hey everybody! Come meet my little sis!" America screeched as soon as they walking into the room.
"America Shut Up, I can introduce myself!" Alaska hissed, slapping America's arm.
"Oh honhonhohn she iz very pretty, no?" France peered at Alaska, while something seemed to be sticking up in his pants…
"Shut the hell you frog! That is not how you treat a lady!" England said.
"Well France is right, she is very pretty, aru?"
"Kolkolkoklkol none of you will talk about my little sister like that again, da?" Russia said cheerfully, holding his pipe.
" ALL OF YOU SHUT ZE HELL UP! THIS IS A MEETING! NOW ALL YOU WEILL HAVE 10 SECONDS EACH TO INTRODUCE YOURSELFS, STARTING WITH THIS YOUNG LADY AND GOING COUNTER CLOCKWISE WITHOUT INSLUTING MY PAST! " Germany yelled, slamming a fist on the wooden table.
" My name is Alaska, and if any of you call me hot again, I will personally gut your insides with a spoon. Yes I am America's little sister, and I am 14 years old in Nation years." Alaska said, still standing since she didn't now where to sit yet.
" Ve~ I am Italy! I like pasta!"
" And I am Germany. Nice to meet you. "
" I am China, aru?"
"Honhonhohn~ I am France, ze most charming person in ze world.."
" Good day, I am England"
"And I am the most awesome Prussia!"
"Si… I am Spain!"
"zzzzzz…. Greece…zzzzzz"
" I am Japan"
"kolkolkol I am your big bruder, Russia"
And some it went on like that for an hour. In fact, Alaska fell asleep, and when she opened her eyes, there seemed to only be one person left.
Ok! End of Chappie 1!
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